1. The Ori permit the Priors some leeway on Casual Fridays.
2. Even at the Community Theater level, a dramatic reading of a Donald Pleasance monologue from Puma Man is not impressive.
3. "You have all failed in your efforts to cut out a perfect trapezoid. The Orb of the Ori will now purge you with its cleansing flame."
4. "You are all under my power now..." Bill had increased his AmWay sales 45% since discovering the Aztec Mind Control Artifact.
5. Looking into his crystal ball, Bill is stunned to see a vision of his own crucifixion.
6. In retirement, Bill tried his hand at prop comedy.
7. "Now, did Chef ever touch you... like this?"
8. "Why do you ladies titter so whenever I comment on what great job someone did on this rim?"
From (fair use, disclaimers) the usual source of Americana.