Thursday, March 23, 2006

That Babe From '24'

1. "I'll need $300 to extend your 'naughty prison warden' fantasy another hour, Senator Clinton."

2. "No-body knows... the trouble I've seen..."

3. "Now, why would anyone lock up such a beautiful set of matched luggage," Andrew Sullivan wondered.

4. "The Vice President has promised you complete immunity if you handcuff yourself to the white house fence and shake it a little."

5. I remember this scene. I was terrified that Leo di Caprio would drown before... oh, wait it's a chick.

6. "... and I refuse to leave until the entire western capitalist system is dismantled. Now, bring me a Starbucks."

7. "Oh, c'mon. Big Deal. Pretty much all hot female teachers are jumping on their sixth graders these days. In Florida, it's just a $50 fine."

H/T: Blogs4Bauer ("Hey, you can't do that. That's Cheatin'" Watch me.)Best of sonicfrog
"No-body knows... the trouble I've BEEN..."

Best of Critical Matt
The Christian Peacekeeper group thanked her captives for releasing her making no mention of the fact that Jack Bauer gleefully killed 23 people to secure her release.

Northwest Airlines now handcuffs you and forces you to watch gorillas pummel your luggage unless you pay the extra $15 for your exit row seat.

Best of Submariner
I don't care if you were the DNC nominee for Vice President, John; it's still $200 for 30 minutes.

Well, Ms. Parker; looks like you stay that way 'til we can figure out Jarod's clue...

Don't tell me, don't tell me, I know this one;
"Troubled Catholic Girls in Cell Block D?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Stories From Beyond the Abu Ghraib -- in this week's episode. "Dear Diary, Today I'm gonna attempt the Triple Lyndee."

Best of Occasional Reader
So Jack Bauer gets to handcuff THIS, while the NYPD has to wrestle with a pasty, doughy, midriff-baring Cindy Sheehan. It just isn't fair.

"If Boris weel just come and rescue me from this jay-ul, ve vill be able to get moose and squirrel."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Man, when Ralph's says '10 items or less in this line', they really mean it!"

"Jeez, when Sharon Stone crossed her legs, she got away with murder. This Sullivan guy won't even let me slide on jaywalking!"

Best of prince of leaves
If you like Number Six, you're gonna love Number Nine.

26 comments:

sonicfrog said...

"No-body knows... the trouble I've BEEN..."

Critical Matt said...

The Christian Peacekeeper group thanked her captives for releasing her making no mention of the fact that Jack Bauer gleefully killed 23 people to secure her release.

Critical Matt said...

Northwest Airlines now handcuffs you and forces you to watch gorillas pummel your luggage unless you pay the extra $15 for your exit row seat.

Critical Matt said...

Damn, I left the furry cuffs in the hotel room...

jeff said...

Guys, watching you make it is disgusting, but handcuffing me to the cell in order make me watch? Well, it's overkill.

Kos, forget the boots and short dress - check the skin tone out. I am not Condaleeza Rice!

Sen. Kerry, you can leave me handcuffed here forever, I'm not uncrossing my legs for you.

Jonathan said...

"Did Monica have to go through THIS to get HER presidential kneepads?"

Submariner said...

I don't care if you were the DNC nominee for Vice President, John; it's still $200 for 30 minutes.

Submariner said...

Something tells me this is the ONLY way Carville keeps help that looks like this...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Well, Ms. Parker; looks like you stay that way 'til we can figure out Jarod's clue...

Submariner said...

Don't tell me, don't tell me, I know this one;
"Troubled Catholic Girls in Cell Block D?"

radio free fred said...

"Where Do I Sign Up For Conjugal Visits?"

radio free fred said...

"Speaking Off The Cuff And Barring Interruption, I Hold The Key To Your Future In My Pants."

Rodney Dill said...

Stories From Beyond the Abu Ghraib -- in this week's episode.
"Dear Diary, Today I'm gonna attempt the Triple Lyndee."

Critical Matt said...

"Chained Heat - Jihadi Hotties" in theatres this summer.

Occasional Reader said...

So Jack Bauer gets to handcuff THIS, while the NYPD has to wrestle with a pasty, doughy, midriff-baring Cindy Sheehan. It just isn't fair.

Occasional Reader said...

"If Boris weel just come and rescue me from this jay-ul, ve vill be able to get moose and squirrel."

andthenblammo! said...

"Man, when Ralph's says '10 items or less in this line', they really mean it!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Jeez, when Sharon Stone crossed her legs, she got away with murder. This Sullivan guy won't even let me slide on jaywalking!"

prince of leaves said...

If you like Number Six, you're gonna love Number Nine.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Note to self: Start watching that 24 DVD set you got for Christmas. Soon.

Submariner said...

I need a tin cup, but I'm really afraid what'll happen if I call for "the Screw..."

Submariner said...

Pardon moi, Enui; release me?

Submariner said...

Note to self: "Bad cop, no doughnut" is a stupid thing to say when pulled over for doing 115 in a 35 zone...

Submariner said...

Of COURSE I'll be your "bad little girl," Deputy. $500. Cash.

Submariner said...

"So, what you're saying is that in Chappaqua, N.Y. false imprisonment is legal?"

"Depends, define 'false imprisonment' babe..."

Critical Matt said...

Bill Clinton's intern search take an interesting turn...