Thursday, March 30, 2006

She'll Have To Do

1. This week on GhostHunters, the spectral hands of JFK are caught on tape groping a production assistant.

2. "The police outline artist is almost done, ma'am. Now, where else did Senator Clinton touch you?"

3. Exhibit-A in the sexual harassment suit filed against the motorocycles dudes from the A-Ha "Take on Me" video.

4. "Icy hands of death pulling you into a realm of infinite darkness? You can probably ignore them. They are harmless unless they brought paper towels."

5. Many women experience "Phantom Groping" Sensations for months after a weekend at the Kennedy Compound.

6. Former interns at Pixar announced the world's first Virtual Sexual Harassment class action suit today.

Lileks linked to this a few weeks ago, and I've been saving her for a hot babe dry spell.

7 comments:

WALSTIB said...

You're sure this isn't another leftover from Girls of Walmart?

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm not a bad girl, I'm just drawn that way."

Capt. Queeg said...

Seeing as I've been selected for HB Thurs., I thought it best to bring paper towels."

jeff said...

Lisa's new "uplift" bra was a bit unusual... and obvious.

How Disney(R) artists imagine getting some.

Cybrludite said...

So, you've been saving her for my social life? How thoughtful...

Critical Matt said...

Christina Applegate has really let herself go.

Submariner said...

Damn convenient her Chiropractor had a t-shirt that showed where to twist to fix that stance, eh?