Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Shake Your Money-Maker 'Til Your Eyes Pop Out

1. "Give me a J, Give me an E, Give me an N-N-Y, Give me a C, Give me an R, Give me an A-I-G..."

2. Amber was hypnotized by the undulations of Heather's arm flab.

3. Ah, remember 1998 when Jay Leno introduced the Dancing Lewinskys? Neither do I.

4. Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

5. Quarterback Tyrone Washington whips it out for the white girls.

Best of jeff
All the cheerleaders reacted differently to the toxic black mold climbing up their tops and grabing their right breasts...

Best of David Simon
Most of the girls pondered whether Tyrone would feel good, or feel like child birth. Buffy was just thankful she had been born without a gag reflex."

Best of ThatGayConservative
Rev. Jim Polly's Tent Revival and Boxed Lunch Extravaganza rolled into town.

Best of Cybrludite
IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE!

Best of Submariner
So, anyways, this one time at band camp...

Blonde on left: "So what, Tyrone? I've had bigger..."

Best of radio free fred
"Oh My God , Terry Bradshaw's Ass Is Huge!"

Best of Mr. Right
Claudette would later be declared out for the season with what was diagnosed as a "pulled uterus".

Best of Critical Matt
Connie shrugs while Dorothy seems quite elated over the horse sized Red Bull suppository.

Best of Robert
Woah! That didn't feel right!

From Detroit News Photoblog. Photo Credit: John T. Greilick.

25 comments:

jeff said...

Have you seen the muffin girl, the muffin girl, the muffin girl....

jeff said...

All the cheerleaders reacted differently to the toxic black mold climbing up their tops and grabing their right brests...

jeff said...

brests=breasts of course... (sigh)

David Simon said...

Most of the girls pondered whether Tyrone would feel good, or feel like child birth. Buffy was just thankful she had been born without a gag reflex."

ThatGayConservative said...

Rev. Jim Polly's Tent Revival and Boxed Lunch Extravaganza rolled into town.

TGC said...

-ed

Cybrludite said...

ORA:

IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE!

Rodney Dill said...

Explosive diarrhea, 'cause sticking your finger down your throat just isn't for everyone.

Submariner said...

Looks like someone coated the lemon drops with alum powder...

cybr - "That man didn't harumph..." over your ORA...

Submariner said...

So, anyways, this one time at band camp...

Submariner said...

Obviously doing physical exertion, hence 'sweaty?' check
Tampa Bay Buccaneers colors? check
Look on faces that says "not nearly enough money, honey?" check
Underdeveloped physiques? check

I can say with certainty that these are indeed, smelly pirate hookers in training.

Submariner said...

The other girls weren't pleased when Annie went through with her plan to recreate "the scene" from When Harry Met Sally during the game. Team dad's loved it, team mom's were confused, coach hid his face in embarassment...

Rodney Dill said...

"...does lean a little to the left though."

Rodney Dill said...

Well one has Carolina Panther possibilities.

nevergrewup said...

"Oh my God. I think my separator just broke."

Submariner said...

Blonde on left: "So what, Tyrone? I've had bigger..."

Brendt said...

Hmmm -- caption #4 looks familiar. ;-)

radio free fred said...

"Oh My God , Terry Bradshaw's Ass Is Huge!"

Mr. Right said...

Claudette would later be declared out for the season with what was diagnosed as a "pulled uterus".

Critical Matt said...

That is what my friends down south call a muffin top (her gut hanging over the pantaloons).

Critical Matt said...

Connie shrugs while Dorothy seems quite elated over the horse sized Red Bull suppository.

Cricket said...

Marcia, Marcia MARCIA!

Jason said...

The Dallas Cowboys' Flag Team just wasn't as successful as their cheerleader team

Robert said...

Woah! That didn't feel right!

Submariner said...

♪Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!♪
♪Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!