Saturday, March 18, 2006

Saturday of the Horrible Ginger Kids, Part I

1. "That's it Billy. Eat 'em up. Consuming the entrails of your enemies will make you big and strong."

2. 2nd place winner: "Something More Hideous Than Helen Thomas Competition," 2002.

3. Norman Rockwell's Cannibal Zombie Child.

4. "Thanks for making us lunch, Mrs. Bobbitt."

5. While adults were routinely shocked by Billy's spot-on recreation of the diner scene in When Harry Met Sally, it did win him a weekend at the new al-Neverland Ranch in Bahrain.

Best of David Simon
"Oh boy, I can't wait for you to show me all the new tricks I can do with these bread sticks, Mr. Sullivan."

Best of Anonymous
"Drink milk for strong bones and healthy teeth. Got any other great advice for me, ma?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"...with a nice Chianti."

Best of WALSTIB
"Mom! This new recipe is Great! What did ya say that ingredient was called...ampheti-what?

Best of radio free fred
"Hey Beaver Ya Wanna Go Choke A Chicken After Lunch?"

Best of Submariner
This is great, mom! Can we have Placenta Helper™ every Wednesday?

June? Don't you think the Beave's teeth look like they need sharpening again?

Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan's mother was happy that he would eat his meals...but the sucking on Hot Dogs was getting on her nerves.

Best of nevergrewup
Little Billy ate so much spaghetti that it was oozing out of every pore in his body.


From Plan 59, on a tip from Discarded Lies.

24 comments:

Rodney Dill said...


Everybody hates me,
nobody loves me,
I'm gonna eat some worms.

David Simon said...

"Oh boy, I can't wait for you to show me all the new tricks I can do with these bread sticks, Mr. Sullivan."

David Simon said...

"All I want for Christmas is...teeth."

David Simon said...

Johnny reacts to the news that he has just won the Alfred E. Neuman look alike contest.

Anonymous said...

"Drink milk for strong bones and healthy teeth. Got any other great advice for me, ma?"

sonicfrog said...

Oh, Mommy, these entrails are yummy!!!

Rodney Dill said...

"Meatloaf again?" (ORA)

Rodney Dill said...

"...with a nice Chianti."

WALSTIB said...

"Mom! This new recipe is Great! What did ya say that ingredient was called...ampheti-what???

jeff said...

"You'll do what if I drip tomato sauce on my sweater vest?"

divine miss M said...

What Will Robinson looks like if you don't heed the warning against the brown acid.

radio free fred said...

"Hey Beaver Ya Wanna Go Choke A Chicken After Lunch?"

Submariner said...

Gee mom. When you serve "Lady Fingers," you really serve 'em!

Submariner said...

ORA:

This is great, mom! Can we have Placenta Helperevery Wednesday?

Submariner said...

June? Don't you think the Beave's teeth look like they need sharpening again?

Jonathan said...

Carrot Top: The boarding school year.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan's mother was happy that he would eat his meals...but the sucking on Hot Dogs was getting on her nerves.

nevergrewup said...

Little Billy ate so much spaghetti that it was oozing out of every pore in his body.

Submariner said...

Billy-Bob Prough - the original model for Billy-Bob Teeth.

Submariner said...

Entrails: They're not just for breakfast anymore.

Cybrludite said...

(demonic voice)I'll swallow your soul!(/demonic voice)

Submariner said...

Hey Wally; wanna see something cool? I can pass this spaghetti back through my nose - it's so gross!

T. Harris said...

Future president of The Society of Red-Headed Step-Children.

T. Harris said...

Ma, did you say corn on the cob for supper? Ah right! I'll take mine outside and show ya that neat picket fence trick again.