1. "Oh, Cancer Boy, you are, like, such an inspiration and stuff." 2. Strangely, the song that comes to mind is The Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up."
3. "Cindy, when you talk about global conflict it makes as much sense as me singing Barry White's love songs."
4. Dr. Evil rolls out his least effective fembot ever.
5. Unfortunately for America, Cindy Sheehan would turn her back on the Heaven's Gate Cult and its enigmatic founder, Do, before the arrival of the Hale-Bopp comet.
6. Cindy Sheehan's other son, Powder, contributed nothing to her media-whore empire, and was soon forgotten.
7. "... and I also find you erotically hideous."
8. "Thank you, Mother Sheehan. I think we can all agree that 'War is icky' will go down as one of the great philosophical insights of our time."
9. Although the rest of the crew was put off by its hideous appearance, foul smell, and shrill unintelligible language, Captain Picard was able to communicate with the alien life form.
10. The Dalai Lama meets the Berkeley Cow.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Yup, if I looked like either of these two, I'd probably be losing my religion too.
"Everybody Hurts" just looking at the picture.
In his younger days, James Carville dated Thelma from the Scooby-Doo gang.
R.E.M. meets D.U.M.
Best of Lyn
I doubt Brynner and Kerr have anything to fear from the new leads for "The King and I."
Best of David Simon
"Don't worry, I'll help you get in touch with your feminine side." "Oh thank you, Michael."
Best of Submariner
"Whoa, Michael! This time Pepsi didn't extinguish you in time, eh?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Voted the Ugliest lesbian marriage of all time.
Best of Brendt
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel nauseous
Best of Robert
REM releases a remix of "Man on the Moonbat" in honor of Cindy.
H/T: Van Helsing
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Babe... I got you, Babe...
With the campy-hit successes of the 70's Westworld and Futureworld, Yul Brenner returns in MoonbatWorld.
(Curse you, V for taking the Powder ref! Curse a-you, Banzai!... And loved #10... It's a keeper.)
Yup, if I looked like either of these two, I'd probably be losing my religion too.
"Everybody Hurts" just looking at the picture.
Cindy Shehag meets the leader of the hippies from that old Star Trek episode we'd rather forget.
Nine months after Mother Moonbat and Michael Stipes discovered each other, a child was born.
The Code Pink girls didn't have the heart to tell Cindy that her sapphic plans with Sinead O'Connor would end in sadness and disgust.
In his younger days, James Carville dated Thelma from the Scooby-Doo gang.
That is it....it is the end of the world!!!
R.E.M. meets D.U.M.
I doubt Brynner and Kerr have anything to fear from the new leads for "The King and I."
What's so special about a sh*tty "Peace Stamp" with graffiti all over it?
If they both step back about a foot, I think I can support a single case of flag burning.
**** There's No I In Peace ****
Radio Free Head,
No, but there's an "I" in "piece", which Stipe believe's he can get for 39 cents.
Proof that people really do look better at closing time.
"Don't worry, I'll help you get in touch with your feminine side."
"Oh thank you, Michael."
"You really should ditch that uptight fascist you're married to, James. Huh? You're Michael who?"
Stipe; "You're the mother I wish I'd had, Cindy..."
SeaBag; "And you're the son I'm glad I didn't have, Mikey. Without my publicity ticket - Casey - I'd a never got to sample Jesse, or Al, or Hugo, or Rosie, or Ellen, or cLooney, or ..."
Cybrludite said...
Babe... I got you, Babe...
Which pig is singing to the other?
I ain't seen a couple so perfect for each other since Gigli.
"Whoa, Michael! This time Pepsi didn't extinguish you in time, eh?"
Cindy, I forget: Are you "the shark" or am I?
"Funny, Mr. Chiklis, but I thought you'd be a lot, uh, more manly in person."
"Wrong Michael; You must've drunk too much canal water..."
Slick Dick Jones Weds For The 39th Time.
What some guys have to do to get laid.
"I see, so you'll be back in the spotlight as soon as you make Blackwell's list. Cindy, you're a marketing genious."
Yeah, I can spell. g-e-n-i-u-s
Voted the Ugliest same sex marriage of all time.
(Your guess is as good as mine)
Both at same time: "Let's just be friends."
Cindy: "If you're hung like Sharpton, I'm yours."
Moonbat Players Present: "Annie"
Starring Cindy Sheehan as Little Orphan Annie
and
Michael Stipe as Daddy Warbucks
Tickets: We can't even give them away!
Since son of the godfather took every other REM song title reference...
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel nauseous
REM releases a remix of "Man on the Moonbat" in honor of Cindy.
Losing my lasagna.
She: I like my men...uh, any way I can get them; looks good to me.
He: I like my women...uh, warm blooded; oh well.
Inspired by lyn
Ang Lee announced casting the two lead role in his remake of "The King and I." No one is sure at this point which is playing the King...
Ah! you changed the wording, thats why I didn't recognize my entry at first.
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