Friday, March 24, 2006

President and the VP of the Shark Jumpers Club

1. "Oh, Cancer Boy, you are, like, such an inspiration and stuff."

2. Strangely, the song that comes to mind is The Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up."

3. "Cindy, when you talk about global conflict it makes as much sense as me singing Barry White's love songs."

4. Dr. Evil rolls out his least effective fembot ever.

5. Unfortunately for America, Cindy Sheehan would turn her back on the Heaven's Gate Cult and its enigmatic founder, Do, before the arrival of the Hale-Bopp comet.

6. Cindy Sheehan's other son, Powder, contributed nothing to her media-whore empire, and was soon forgotten.

7. "... and I also find you erotically hideous."

8. "Thank you, Mother Sheehan. I think we can all agree that 'War is icky' will go down as one of the great philosophical insights of our time."

9. Although the rest of the crew was put off by its hideous appearance, foul smell, and shrill unintelligible language, Captain Picard was able to communicate with the alien life form.

10. The Dalai Lama meets the Berkeley Cow.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Yup, if I looked like either of these two, I'd probably be losing my religion too.

"Everybody Hurts" just looking at the picture.

In his younger days, James Carville dated Thelma from the Scooby-Doo gang.

R.E.M. meets D.U.M.

Best of Lyn
I doubt Brynner and Kerr have anything to fear from the new leads for "The King and I."

Best of David Simon
"Don't worry, I'll help you get in touch with your feminine side." "Oh thank you, Michael."

Best of Submariner
"Whoa, Michael! This time Pepsi didn't extinguish you in time, eh?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Voted the Ugliest lesbian marriage of all time.

Best of Brendt
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel nauseous

Best of Robert
REM releases a remix of "Man on the Moonbat" in honor of Cindy.

H/T: Van Helsing

38 comments:

Cybrludite said...

Babe... I got you, Babe...

Son Of The Godfather said...

With the campy-hit successes of the 70's Westworld and Futureworld, Yul Brenner returns in MoonbatWorld.

(Curse you, V for taking the Powder ref! Curse a-you, Banzai!... And loved #10... It's a keeper.)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yup, if I looked like either of these two, I'd probably be losing my religion too.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Everybody Hurts" just looking at the picture.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cindy Shehag meets the leader of the hippies from that old Star Trek episode we'd rather forget.

Van Helsing said...

Nine months after Mother Moonbat and Michael Stipes discovered each other, a child was born.

Jonathan said...

The Code Pink girls didn't have the heart to tell Cindy that her sapphic plans with Sinead O'Connor would end in sadness and disgust.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In his younger days, James Carville dated Thelma from the Scooby-Doo gang.

mormonbradybunchdad said...

That is it....it is the end of the world!!!

Son Of The Godfather said...

R.E.M. meets D.U.M.

Lyn said...

I doubt Brynner and Kerr have anything to fear from the new leads for "The King and I."

Son Of The Godfather said...

What's so special about a sh*tty "Peace Stamp" with graffiti all over it?

Son Of The Godfather said...

If they both step back about a foot, I think I can support a single case of flag burning.

radio free fred said...

**** There's No I In Peace ****

Son Of The Godfather said...

Radio Free Head,

No, but there's an "I" in "piece", which Stipe believe's he can get for 39 cents.

David Simon said...

Proof that people really do look better at closing time.

David Simon said...

"Don't worry, I'll help you get in touch with your feminine side."

"Oh thank you, Michael."

David Simon said...

"You really should ditch that uptight fascist you're married to, James. Huh? You're Michael who?"

Submariner said...

Stipe; "You're the mother I wish I'd had, Cindy..."

SeaBag; "And you're the son I'm glad I didn't have, Mikey. Without my publicity ticket - Casey - I'd a never got to sample Jesse, or Al, or Hugo, or Rosie, or Ellen, or cLooney, or ..."

Submariner said...

Cybrludite said...
Babe... I got you, Babe...


Which pig is singing to the other?

Submariner said...

I ain't seen a couple so perfect for each other since Gigli.

Submariner said...

"Whoa, Michael! This time Pepsi didn't extinguish you in time, eh?"

Submariner said...

Cindy, I forget: Are you "the shark" or am I?

Submariner said...

"Funny, Mr. Chiklis, but I thought you'd be a lot, uh, more manly in person."

"Wrong Michael; You must've drunk too much canal water..."

radio free fred said...

Slick Dick Jones Weds For The 39th Time.

jeff said...

What some guys have to do to get laid.

David Simon said...

"I see, so you'll be back in the spotlight as soon as you make Blackwell's list. Cindy, you're a marketing genious."

David Simon said...

Yeah, I can spell. g-e-n-i-u-s

Rodney Dill said...

Voted the Ugliest same sex marriage of all time.
(Your guess is as good as mine)

Rodney Dill said...

Both at same time: "Let's just be friends."

Rodney Dill said...

Cindy: "If you're hung like Sharpton, I'm yours."

attmay said...

Moonbat Players Present: "Annie"

Starring Cindy Sheehan as Little Orphan Annie
and
Michael Stipe as Daddy Warbucks

Tickets: We can't even give them away!

Brendt said...

Since son of the godfather took every other REM song title reference...

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel nauseous

Robert said...

REM releases a remix of "Man on the Moonbat" in honor of Cindy.

prince of leaves said...

Losing my lasagna.

WALSTIB said...

She: I like my men...uh, any way I can get them; looks good to me.

He: I like my women...uh, warm blooded; oh well.

Submariner said...

Inspired by lyn

Ang Lee announced casting the two lead role in his remake of "The King and I." No one is sure at this point which is playing the King...

Rodney Dill said...

Ah! you changed the wording, thats why I didn't recognize my entry at first.