1. Roger Corman's "King Kong." 2. "All right, you kids. I warned you to stay offa my lawn. Prepare to be carpet-bombed."
3. The thrilling climax to Honey, I Shrunk the Jumbo Jet.
4. Good, Rocket Boy is distracted. I can Hail Mary this right into the back of his head.
5. "Go Long!"
6. "Yeah, he's trippin' on Iraqi hashish, yeah, he thinks he can fly, but I'm wondering if our best entertainment option is 'talk him down' or 'egg him on.'"
7. Radio-Controlled Airplane Enthusiast on the Roof was a weak sequel to Fiddler.
8. "He keeps sobbing about 'Goose' and vowing to kill those red bastards. Let's get him outta the sun."
Best of Submariner
Ed Wood's special effects lived up to reputation in his remake of "Air Force 1"
The Mexican Army prepares for another drug assault on the southern US.
Camera working? check
Windage calculated? check
Temp over 90°? check
Nudist colony over that fence? check
I'm King of the Hummer! Anybody want to challenge me? (Besides Pvt Sullivan?)
Best of radio free fred
"O.K. Mr. Vice President Pretend It's A Quail!"
Best of Lyn
Tattoo's fantasy finally comes true - he's bigger than de-plane, de-plane.
Best of WALSTIB
"Hey! You can take an eye out like that...."
Best of T. Harris
Top o' the world, Ma! Top o' the world!
Best of David Simon
"No fair. I won't give it back. It's mine. And if you make me give it back, I'll hold my breath until I turn blue."
Best of nevergrewup
After years of discussion and debate the U.N. agrees to a limited air strike against Iran's nuclear facilities.
Best of andthenblammo!
"Oh, this? This is a leftover prototype the Carter administration insisted we build. Offically, it's the B267 Twin-engined Wide-range Airborne Tactical Joint Carrier, or TWAT-JC for short; but we just called it the 'Rabbit Strafer'"
Best of The Man
Snakes on a Remote Control Airplane premiers in April
30 comments:
V. re #1, I think that would more appropriately be Harvey Korman
The Iraqui Air Force appears to remain a few months short of operational readiness to take over the US mission...
Hey Sarge? Are you sure this is what the Captain wanted when he told us to "...get those surveillance planes in the air, pronto!"
Ed Wood's special effects lived up to reputation in his remake of "Air Force 1"
The Mexican Army prepares for another drug assault on the southern US.
"O.K. Mr. Vice President Pretend It's A Quail!"
The Stud with the SKUD.
Pappy Boyington tries to rally the new Black Sheep squadron.
A model citizen.
Tattoo's fantasy finally comes true - he's bigger than de-plane, de-plane.
"De Plane! de Plane!"
(Ha, Rodney, I beat you! lol, lgp)
Barely, the model citizen was the last I saw before I posted
Overall the manual recon plane launchers showed greater job satisfaction than the manual rocket launchers.
"Hey! You can take an eye out like that...."
Top o' the world, Ma! Top o'
the world!
Damn flyboys. How'd I get stuck doin' this horseshit?
"No fair. I won't give it back. It's mine. And if you make me give it back, I'll hold my breath until I turn blue."
[chant] /I can throw to Bagdad, just like this./ /All the way to Bagdad, I won't miss./
It helps if you have some military cadence experience on this one...
It used to be you had to be an officer to fly. Then a warrant officer. Now any Sergeant can do it!
Hey Captain! Does this mean I get flight pay?
After years of discussion and debate the U.N. agrees to a limited air strike against Iran's nuclear facilities.
"Oh, this? This is a leftover prototype the Carter administration insisted we build. Offically, it's the B267 Twin-engined Wide-range Airborne Tactical Joint Carrier, or TWAT-JC for short; but we just called it the 'Rabbit Strafer'"
Snakes on a Remote Control Airplane premiers in April
Ever since that "little border incident" filming "Syriana," George cLooney checks with unmanned drones to find out which sovereign nation he's offending before traveling.
Except the U.S of course. He offends us without regard...
Actually, these small radio-conrtrolled planes are being tested as mobile recon devices, fitted with small cams to give a infantry unit better info on what lies ahead or around them.
Camera working? check
Windage calculated? check
Temp over 90°? check
Nudist colony over that fence? check
Da-amn, I love my job in Army recon!
Due to Hugo Chavez' insistence on rejecting capitalism, the Venezuelan Air Force had been greatly diminished by budget cuts.
Behind the scenes footage of the vaunted Iraqi Air Force. excerpted from "The REAL Reason the Air War for Iraq Only Lasted 13½ Seconds"
"To infinity, and beyond!"
I'm King of the Hummer! Anybody want to challenge me? (Besides Pvt Sullivan?)
"Damn It Rumfeld, Ya Think The Greatest Army In The World Could Find A Better Way To Dispose Of Human Waste."
Post a Comment