Friday, March 17, 2006

More March Madness

1. "Your 'Scanner' powers have no effect on me, Mr. Gillispie."

2. "Me so solly. You wantee the flied lice?"

3. "You callin' me a psycho! I'll rip out your eyeballs and use your skull as an ashtray!"

4. ORA --- "La-la-la-la Miss Saigon. La-la-la-la Miss Saigon."

5. "Come on, ref, you know the words. 'Three little maids from school are we...'"

6. "I've got a date with Marlee Matlin later. Is this the correct sign language for, 'Trust me, it just feels better without a condom?'"

Best of G&R .
Listen, I'm only going to explain this to you one more time. It's "heads, shoulders, knees, and toes . . . knees and toes."

Best of Divine Miss M .
"These eyes...are cryin'!
These eyes have seen a lot of love
but they're never gonna see another one
like I had with yooooooouuuu!"

Best of sonicfrog .
For the last time! We're not the University of Philidalphia, We're Temple!! TEMPLE!!!!

Best of Rodney Dill .
"Honest, Timmy's eating my brains for lunch, I got nothin' left up here."

Best of WALSTIB .
"Hey Ref, cut me a little slack...my kids put Krazy Glue on my fingers, and...."

Best of David Simon .
"Simon says put your fingers on your temples. Now put your finger up your ass. Haha got you. I didn't say Simon says."

"I had bangs down to here before my new hairdresser, Andrew Sullivan, suggested that I go short and sassy."

Best of Submariner .
"...and your mother smelt of elderberries..."

ROTO-REUTERS/Mark Wallheiser

18 comments:

G&R said...

Listen, I'm only going to explain this to you one more time. It's "heads, shoulders, knees, and toes . . . knees and toes."

jeff said...

C'mon Ref - you do it - I don't think you've actually got anything in there to keep your fingers from going all the way through!

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3."
"Two"
"Dang you got it again."

David Simon said...

"Put your fingers to your temples like this and pull the skin back. That's what you'll look like after you have your brow lifted."

divine miss M said...

"These eyes...are cryin'!
These eyes have seen a lot of love
but they're never gonna see another one
like I had with yooooooouuuu!"

Rodney Dill said...

Coach: "You think I have Sh*t for brains or sumthin'?"
Ref: "That a trick question?"

Silhouette said...

"La la la la la, I can't hear you.

Dang, missed again."

sonicfrog said...

Do you see this? This is my brain on dope!

Look. If you want to off yourself; fine. If you're gonna use a gun, shoot here or here and I guarentee you'll die quickly...

For the last time! We're not the University of Philidalphia, We're Temple!! TEMPLE!!!!

Rodney Dill said...

"Honest, Timmy's eating my brains for lunch, I got nothin' left up here."

WALSTIB said...

"Hey Ref, cut me a little slack...my kids put Krazy Glue on my fingers, and...."

WALSTIB said...

"Look into my eyes...you are feeling sleeeeepy...verrrry sleeeepy..."

David Simon said...

"Simon says put your fingers on your temples. Now put your finger up your ass. Haha got you. I didn't say Simon says."

David Simon said...

"I had bangs down to here before my new hairdresser, Andrew Sullivan, suggested that I go short and sassy."

radio free fred said...

"Don't Tell Me Your Name, I Never Forget A Nose."

Submariner said...

Coach: "These are not the players you are calling fouls on..."
Ref: "Knock that shi'ite off, dufus, this is the NCAA tourney, not some freakin' movie..."

Submariner said...

Better think carefully before you eject, him buddy. This face is posted in every Post Office...

Submariner said...

ORA:

"...your mother smells of elderberries..."

Jonathan said...

"I've seen 'The X-Men' a million times, Coach, and I know damned well that Cyclops uses ONE finger on ONE side of his head...NOT BOTH!"