1. "Your 'Scanner' powers have no effect on me, Mr. Gillispie."
2. "Me so solly. You wantee the flied lice?"
3. "You callin' me a psycho! I'll rip out your eyeballs and use your skull as an ashtray!"
4. ORA --- "La-la-la-la Miss Saigon. La-la-la-la Miss Saigon."
5. "Come on, ref, you know the words. 'Three little maids from school are we...'"
6. "I've got a date with Marlee Matlin later. Is this the correct sign language for, 'Trust me, it just feels better without a condom?'"
Best of G&R .
Listen, I'm only going to explain this to you one more time. It's "heads, shoulders, knees, and toes . . . knees and toes."
Best of Divine Miss M .
"These eyes...are cryin'!
These eyes have seen a lot of love
but they're never gonna see another one
like I had with yooooooouuuu!"
Best of sonicfrog .
For the last time! We're not the University of Philidalphia, We're Temple!! TEMPLE!!!!
Best of Rodney Dill .
"Honest, Timmy's eating my brains for lunch, I got nothin' left up here."
Best of WALSTIB .
"Hey Ref, cut me a little slack...my kids put Krazy Glue on my fingers, and...."
Best of David Simon .
"Simon says put your fingers on your temples. Now put your finger up your ass. Haha got you. I didn't say Simon says."
"I had bangs down to here before my new hairdresser, Andrew Sullivan, suggested that I go short and sassy."
Best of Submariner .
"...and your mother smelt of elderberries..."