Friday, March 17, 2006

Kiss Me, I'm Drunk!

1. "For th'last time. I am NOT Magically Delicious."

2. "Who wants to see my shillelagh and kiss me Blarney Stone?"

3. "That's right. Give to Sinn Fein and nothing will happen when you start your car tomorrow."

4. "Check out 'Erin Goes Bragh-less' in the second row over there."

5. Pepe thought a St. Patrick's Day Parade was the perfect place to hide from the INS. The sombrero was a dead giveaway though.
Three guesses as to why the Leprechaun is smiling and the Bishop has a green beard! - Cybrludite

"And over here, we have the Ulster wing of the gay parade." - David Simon (Where when Patrick says to Gerald, "Let's go blow some Protestants," it has a totally different meaning.) - V

From the looks of some of the participants, you can definitely see that the potato famine is over. - David Simon

And over here, a Tennessee Vol is getting the crap beat out of him with the traditional shillelagh. Next time back ND or BC, @$$wipe. - Submariner

David Simon said...
k.d. lang isn't Irish, but any excuse to dress up in drag will do. - David Simon

"I wish I would've remembered that this getup didn't have a zipper before I pounded all that Guiness." - - David Simon

"Well skin me shillelagh and take me pot 'o gold, Bishop! Look at the smelly pirate hookers we overlooked Thursday last..". . - Submariner

That ain't Waldo, Bishop! That's the long lost Prough91! - Submariner

The Boston Celtics hold the dubious distinction of having the queerest fans in professional sports. - David Simon

I think Irish prostitutes would get more action if they could figure out how to spell "lay." - David Simon

Nothing to see here folks; just Joseph Smith in a green suit and sombrero marching with a drunk Bishop - searching for "large American breasts" to give beads to. Move along, now... - Submariner

(I'm very tired and drained today, for various reasons, none of them particularly interesting. I'm just gonna caption light, and frequently update the Best of... I've also never been really into St. Patrick Day. Has anyone ever noticed there's a direct correlation between an ethnic group's stereotypical association with drunkenness and violence and the likelihood that they get their own parade-infested national holiday? Don't get me wrong, I think the Irish rock, I find them among the most lively, interesting, and physically attractive nationalities. I am just acknowledging that the stereotype exists. My ancestry is Swiss, but there are no annual parades for fancy knives and really accurate watches. Sorry for the rant, I'm just really tired. Photo: Brandy Baker. Detroit News Photoblog. I disclaim everything.

31 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

During the Pride Parade cries of:
"We'll be seen,
We're Green,
Get over it!"
arose from the crowd

E-HO said...

So you're Swiss, ey? As well as accurate time pieces, the Swiss are also amazing when it comes to digging holes and tunnels. Swiss engineers are really quite amazing!


I've got a little of the Swiss in me
as well.

Cybrludite said...

Is it too late for us to trade back for the snakes?

Submariner said...

"What is the number of required leprechauns drunk on green beer and p!ssing in the Thames to turn it green? Anyone? Anyone?"

Cybrludite said...

Wanna have some fun? Show up to an event like this while wearing a "Hunter Safety Orange" outfit...

Submariner said...

The annual St. Paddy's Day parade:
This pic obviously taken early, during the "Pub amble" stage, followed by the "Pub stumble" stage, followed by the "Pub crawl" stage, followed by the "Gutter comatose" stage.
Ted Kennedy prefers to alternate between the final two...

Cybrludite said...

Three guesses as to why the Leprechaun is smiling and the Bishop has a green beard!

Submariner said...

Hey Fein! Wanna go Sinn wi' me and me boys?

Cybrludite said...

"F##k you, I'm Irish!"

Cybrludite said...

A young Ian Paisley thought a St. Patricks's Day parade would be the perfect place to hide. However his cheers of "No surrender" and "Remember 1690" gave the game away.

Cybrludite said...

(Ok, that last one of mine might have been a bit too obscure...)

David Simon said...

"And over here, we have the Ulster wing of the gay parade."

David Simon said...

From the looks of some of the participants, you can definitely see that the potato famine is over.

Submariner said...

And over here, a Tennessee Vol is getting the crap beat out of him with the traditional shillelagh. Next time back ND or BC, @$$wipe.

divine miss M said...

In Heaven;
The French are the cooks
the Swiss are the government
the English are the police
the Italians are the lovers
the Germans are the engineers
and the Irish are the leprechauns.

In Hell:
The French are the government
the Swiss are the lovers
the English are the cooks
the Italians are the engineers
the Germans are the police
and the Irish are still the leprechauns.

David Simon said...

k.d. lang isn't Irish, but any excuse to dress up in drag will do.

David Simon said...

"I wish I would've remembered that this getup didn't have a zipper before I pounded all that Guiness."

Submariner said...

Well skin me shillelagh and take me pot 'o gold, Bishop! Look at the smelly pirate hookers we overlooked Thursday last...

Submariner said...

When did Sinead O'Connor grow a beard?

Submariner said...

Taht ain't Waldo, Bishop! That's the long lost Prough91!

Submariner said...

Me rainbow ends over there, your holiness. But, actually, 'tis only a pot o' oatmeal gruel. Certain 'tis unknown to we little people where that "pot o' gold" nonsense started...

David Simon said...

The Boston Celtics hold the dubious distinction of having the queerest fans in professional sports.

David Simon said...

I think Irish prostitutes would get more action if they could figure out how to spell "lay."

David Simon said...

"You're kidding, right? Why is the guy on my left still holding all those beads? Just look around and you'll see why, putz."

jeff said...

When the St. Patricks Day hurricane hit unexpectedly, the leprechaun discovered why it was a bad idea to fasten his fake beard to his hat....and loop it under his chin.

Jonathan said...

Boy, that Notre Dame mascot from 1978 REALLY let himself go over the years!

The Man said...

Ahh St. Patrick rid the Ireland of snakes, but he can do nothing about ridding us of Andrew Sullivan.

sonicfrog said...

Matt Drudge's alter ego.

Submariner said...

Where in the world did Richard Dreyfuss find a bishop that small?

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:
Pope Benedict is awaiting investigation before commenting on today's appearance by the Bishop of Cork in the Detroit St. Paddy's Day Parade. Onlookers have reported him as holding what appeared to be "...anal pleasure beads vice a rosary."
Developing...

Submariner said...

Nothing to see here folks; just Joseph Smith in a green suit and sombrero marching with a drunk Bishop - searching for "large American breasts" to give beads to. Move along, now...