Friday, March 24, 2006

I'm a Big Nets Fan and I Want a Big Cereal!

1. Spike Lee has really let himself go.

2. Gigantor was thrown out of the game when he got really excited and started pounding on the heads of the people in front of him like bongos.

3. "Damn, why do we always end up seated in front of the fat guy who has to sing 'My Heart Will Go On' in a piercing falsetto."

4. "Ain't no restrainin' order gonna save your ass if you don't put my kid in now, coach!"

5. Lady Albritten could not wait to show those stuffy British Peers the new Lord Albritten she picked up at the Tennessee State Fair.

6. Call me an aesthete, but I think his shirt and cap should properly be labeled "Gross."

Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan and Oliver Willis (back right and left) really enjoy their dates to Nets games.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I NEED 4 HOTDOGS, 2 POLISH SAUSAGE, 5 NACHOS, 3 BEERS, 8 PRETZELS, 4 BAGS OF CHIPS, 9 COKES... OK ANYBODY ELSE NEED SUMPTIN'?"

"Hey, #956 I think you're hot!!!"

Best of radio free fred
New Jersey Nets Install Cyborg Space Heaters.

Best of prince of leaves
"Yeah, I'm large, but so what?! I deserve to be loved too! I'm a big, beautiful person, and nobody can take that away from me!"
-- Cyrus picks an inopportune time to have a Dr. Phil Moment.

Best of Cybrludite
Oh-no! There goes Tokyo...

Best of David Simon
Terrence winces as he realizes that he's one achoo away from being peppered with a most disgusting mucous-popcorn-hot dog chunk olio.

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Beyoncé laughed. Jay-Z winced in digust. Rerun shrieked in horror. Jeanne Kirkpatrick cooed with delight. Needless to say, reactions were mixed watching Janet Reno do the lambada during the NBA halftime show.

Best of Submariner
Mike al'Moore remakes "Black Like Me."


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22 comments:

The Man said...

I would like to get Beyonce from behind as well.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan and Oliver Willis (back right and left) really enjoy their dates to Nets games.

Rodney Dill said...

"I NEED 4 HOTDOGS, 2 POLISH SAUSAGE, 5 NACHOS, 3 BEERS, 8 PRETZELS, 4 BAGS OF CHIPS, 9 COKES... OK ANYBODY ELSE NEED SUMPTIN'?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey, #956 I think you're hot!!!"

radio free fred said...

New Jersey Nets Install Cyborg Space Heaters.

Cybrludite said...

sfx: BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, I'm large, but so what?! I deserve to be loved too! I'm a big, beautiful person, and nobody can take that away from me!"
-- Cyrus picks an inopportune time to have a Dr. Phil Moment.

Cybrludite said...

Oh-no! There goes Tokyo...

David Simon said...

"Lord have mercy. The old broad on my left just queefed."

David Simon said...

Terrence winces as he realizes that he's one achoo away from being peppered with a most disgusting mucous-popcorn-hot dog chunk olio.

David Simon said...

"You're stinky Mr. Shaquille O'Neill nyah, nyah, nyah."

Lyn said...

Hoop Dreams

Jonathan said...

Beyoncé laughed. Jay-Z winced in digust. Rerun shrieked in horror. Jeanne Kirkpatrick cooed with delight. Needless to say, reactions were mixed watching Janet Reno do the lambada during the NBA halftime show.

WALSTIB said...

Honey, I know what I told you, but don't squeeze that hard!

WALSTIB said...

Uh-oh. This one feels a little...wet.

Robert said...

What can I say, your honor? They looked like bobble-heads to me.

Submariner said...

Mike al'Moore remakes "Black Like Me."

WALSTIB said...

Think that guy's big? Wait till he stands up!

WALSTIB said...

Apparently the lady on the right and the guy on the left have "caught wind" of the situation; the girl in the middle must be a mouth breather or something.

Submariner said...

It's a "Bro" dammit, NOT a "Manzierre!"

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Anonymous said...

"Oh man, I grabbed the wrong booty."