Monday, March 27, 2006

The Idiotic Cutting the Stupid

1. "Patti LaBelle... No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!"

2. The Michael Jackson Salon promises to make you as white as possible, or your money back!

3. And you wondered whatever happened to Boy George.

4. "Yum! A fat juicy louse!"

5. Titania and Oberon eventually went into the salon business.

6. YAWN. Another weird crappy video? Bjork, you are so over.

7. "I'd like to try something twisted and kinky." "You've come to the right place." "Are we still talking about hair?"

8. Sure. Make fun of the bridesmaids at a Massachusetts wedding. Read their story. Educate yourselves morons.

Best of Silhouette
Later, when her makeover turned out looking odd, Karen had to admit she might have missed a few red flags.

As soon as we're finished here, wardrobe will fit you with your table.

Best of The Man
The sequal to Snakes on a Plane: Crazy-ass Hairstylist on a Plane.

Best of Occasional Reader
The Sci-Fi Channel's bid to cash in on the whole "makeover" craze was ultimately a crashing failure.

Best of Submariner
Sure. Make fun of Elton John's broken hearted stylist and lifelong love. Real classy. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves. morons.

George Plimpton also had one, short, run at high fashion. Mr. Blackwell was not pleased...

Best of prince of leaves
After the crowds had at last departed, performers from the Torino Olympics opening ceremonies went back to normal life.

Best of attmay
One more of these and you can have a production of Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Mikado."

Best of Cybrludite
A rare still of Zoe & Kaylee getting their hair done on an Alliance planet from a lost episode of "Firefly".

Best of Cricket
Harvey Firstien and his partner at work on the new Mrs. Doubtfire.

From Detroit News Photoblog. Photo Credit: John T. Greilick

18 comments:

Silhouette said...

Later, when her makeover turned out looking odd, Karen had to admit she might have missed a few red flags.

Silhouette said...

As soon as we're finished here, wardrobe will fit you with your table.

Silhouette said...

Bigger than the Dorothy Hamill, the Farrah, or the Rachel of the previous century, the crazy-straws-with-bullion-cubes hairstyle was vastly popular for almost three decades in the early twenty-first century.

The Man said...

The sequal to Snakes on a Plane: Crazy-ass Hairstylist on a Plane.

Occasional Reader said...

The Sci-Fi Channel's bid to cash in on the whole "makeover" craze was ultimately a crashing failure.

Submariner said...

Sure. Make fun of Elton John's broken hearted stylist and lifelong love. Real classy. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves. morons.

Submariner said...

"We are Siamese, if you please..."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Daniel: "Could you make me a woman?"
Frank: "Honey, I'm so happy."

Submariner said...

George Plimpton also had one, short, run at high fashion. Mr. Blackwell was not pleased...

Submariner said...

The real inspiration behind those toys you see in all the dentist's office...

prince of leaves said...

After the crowds had at last departed, performers from the Torino Olympics opening ceremonies went back to normal life.

Submariner said...

Any guess where the Sprite that straw is attached to is hidden?

attmay said...

One more of these and you can have a production of Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Mikado."

radio free fred said...

"Make Up By Home Depot"

Submariner said...

And the Oscar for "Best Use of Furnishings In Apparell" goes to:
Bob Vila and Al Borland!

David Simon said...

"That's your real hair? Uh cupcake, should we really be letting these two tress us?"

Cybrludite said...

A rare still of Zoe & Kaylee getting their hair done on an Alliance planet from a lost episode of "Firefly".

Cricket said...

Harvey Firstien and his partner at work on the new Mrs. Doubtfire.