Wednesday, March 29, 2006

French, Obviously

1. "But, mon ami, you slept with ze hideous smelly Sheehan woman almost six months ago, non? Surely, you must have showaired once seence zen?"

2. "Mon ami! Zat story about using ze sheet to hold your dreadlocks was just an urban legend!"

3. "Dude, it's called deodorant. De-O-Dor-Ant! It's not expensive."

4. Once again, armpit funk triumphs overs halitosis.

5. He was actually trying to get Andrew Sullivan's attention with a sign reading "My Eel Bites Ass," but was thwarted by his own severe dyslexia.

6. He may be confident, but I doubt he's dry or secure.

7. "Stop whining and feed my hair some crickets."

8. After a liftime of immersion in their own BO, most French find Centox nerve gas to be, at worst, a mild irritant.

9. Wow, the sign the guy in back is holding must be ginormous!

10. For the dude on the left "Pull my finger" was followed with "I immediately regret this decision!"

Best of Cybrludite
The other side of the sign of course, says, "Je me rends!"

Best of Cybrludite
Yo, Kobe, je suis ouvert, mais rempli d'ennui!

Sûr. Faites l'amusement du hippie smelly qui ne veulent pas devoir travaill. Lisez leur histoire. Instruisez-vous, des débiles.

Best of David Simon
"Whoa dude, the next time one of your relatives dies in a heat wave, you gottal have 'em picked up and put in a freezer."

Best of Submariner
What? NOT ONE of us remembered a Mexican flag?

Moments later, authorities revved up the water cannons and threw hospitality industry samples of Dial™ to the crowd.

Best of Mr. Right
All your body odors are belong to us!

Nearly 20 years after their one and only smash hit "Don't Disturb This Groove" rocketed up the charts worldwide, mobs of adoring French fans still want to get it on with members of the techno-funk group The System...

"Fifty bucks says the kid on the left picks his nose... fifty bucks more says he eats it!"

Best of AM42
Holy crap! The last Sheehan captioning was posted five days ago, and this place still reeks!

Hat Tip: Zeke. Original Photo: Y'arrr

35 comments:

Cybrludite said...

The other side of the sign of course, says, "Je me rends!"

Rodney Dill said...

The one attempt to spin-off American Idol into French Idol did not go over well.

Van Helsing said...

"Kiss the system." France had better kiss their current system good-bye before the combination of socialism and unrestrained immigration puts a big festering third-world hole where their country used to be.

Cybrludite said...

Van Helsing,

As I understand it, the word "baiser" implies a bit more intimacy than just a kiss...

Cybrludite said...

Yo, Kobe, je suis ouvert, mais rempli d'ennui!

Cybrludite said...

Sûr. Faites l'amusement du hippie smelly qui ne veulent pas devoir travaill. Lisez leur histoire. Instruisez-vous, des débiles.

David Simon said...

"Whoa dude, the next time one of your relatives dies in a heat wave, you gottal have 'em picked up and put in a freezer."

radio free fred said...

"Quit Screwing Around Fellas And Get To The Point."

Submariner said...

Savoir Fare is everywhere!

Submariner said...

Dude, are we striking for illegal immigration rights or rioting for job security? I forget...

Submariner said...

What? NOT ONE of us remembered a Mexican flag?

The Man said...

It is a good thing France did not put up this much of a fight when Panzers were rolling into Paris. People might have been hurt.

Submariner said...

Moments later, authorities revved up the water cannons and threw hospitality industry samples of Dial™ to the crowd.

zeke said...

I love this pic

Kevin Walker said...

Half of France was unfortunate to be downwind of Pepe Lepue when he aired out his toxic armpit.

radio free fred said...

-System Analyzers Give Report-

Submariner said...

Dude! Put down your arms - look at the faces on the li'l girls below us!

Submariner said...

Henri... mon dieu! Eetz "Du ze funkay cheeken" not "WEAR ze funkay cheeken."

Mr. Right said...

All your body odors are belong to us!

Mr. Right said...

Making fun of smelly French welfare whores trying to protect their right not to make a living or bathe. Nice. Read their story. Educate yourselves, morons.

Submariner said...

DRUDGE BREAKING:
MI5 released the results today following an extended computer model simulation for "What would the results be like for a 'dirty bomb' detonation in Hyde Park?" One curiosity we noted; the number of effected dissidents to be specifically mentioned as 42.
Developing...

Fish-Lips said...

The Wolfman moonlights as Frog! Who knew?

Critical Matt said...

Wow those are some sweet stonewashed Levi's you've got there. Down with Capitalism!

AM42 said...

Dude, I told you we should lead the march upwind!

AM42 said...

Holy crap! The last Sheehan captioning was posted five days ago, and this place still reeks!

Anonymous said...

At least our protestors demonstrate to be allowed to work.

jeff said...

Employment now! Work optional!

Robert said...

I don't know why I can't get a job? It must be the system.

radio free fred said...

"One Sign And Twenty Guys, Seems Like You Pepi Le Peus Need to Work On Your Own Le System."

Mr. Right said...

Nearly 20 years after their one and only smash hit "Don't Disturb This Groove" rocketed up the charts worldwide, mobs of adoring French fans still want to get it on with members of the techno-funk group The System...

Mr. Right said...

"Fifty bucks says the kid on the left picks his nose... fifty bucks more says he eats it!"

wtf said...

"Monsieur le President! The students are revolting!" "Yes. Yes they are."

"Monsieur le President! The students are revolting!" "Yes. And this time even they know it."

Dang! Submariner (sorta) beat me to this one:

"Monsieur le President! The students are revolting!" "Yes. Add the soap to the water cannon."

radio free fred said...

English Teachers Articulate Disapproval.

radio free fred said...

The Maynard G. Krebs Fan Club Meets in Local Park.

radio free fred said...

Boys Cub Meets In Park To Exchange UnderWear....