1. It's not easy being green, but the view is okay.
2. Looks like the Stargate's event horizon could use some chlorine.
3. "I don't know, what do you get when you cross a tsunami with an algae bloom?"
4. Her juggling skills were minimal, but she nevertheless held the audience's rap attention.
5. "Good morning, campers. V just thought you guys might appreciate a pic that had no obvious Andrew Sullivan implications."
6. "Damn, lost another Mentos."
7. "All right, fine. I'll stimulate my own erogenous zones."
8. "That's it? Armpit farts? Move aside, amateurs."
Best of Submariner
What do ya think of these, Connie Chung?
Steve Martin isn't gonna fool me with that "Your breasts needed straightening" line again...
"Zonapelucidae?" Zonapelucidae! You gotta be f'n kidding me! The bimbo before me gets "star" and I get "zonapelucidae?" Crap! OK, just use that f'er in a sentence."
Best of T. Harris
Can you believe that Jimmy Kimmel gets to play with these?
Best of Rodney Dill
"No I can't move my hands, Ben Stiller is wearing his stupid green suit again and keeps trying to expose my boobs."
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Mary had a little lamb, its face as white as snow.
If I do this every day,my breasts will surely grow!"
"I don't understand why you want me to do this, but you are the junior Senator from New York, so what the hey!"
From Roto-Reuters on a tip from Cooter Davenport.