1. "There's just something deliciously decadent about a place that frames their health code citations and mounts them on the wall."
2. Merry, Pippin, just keep a low profile and drink your drink. In the morning, we'll be on our way to Rivendell and we can put this all behind us.
3. "Hey, Palpatine, just because you're in league with the dark side doesn't give you the right to bogart my pizza."
4. "The best part is, grandma just thinks we're out getting stoned."
5. "Have you guys ever noticed the way vinyl seats stick to your bare ass-cheeks?"
6. Emo kids enjoy bland pizza and under-the-table foot jobs.
7.“We had the Cheese log at Denny’s and the Pecan log at Stuckey’s, so what are we getting here at Sullivan's.”
8. "Gary, it's great that you're letting us ride-out Collapse of Civilization in your fortified bunker, but couldn't you have invited, I don't know, some girls!"
9. "Well, we better get back to the Cult. Can't keep the comet waiting."
10. "Tell your dad that selling his home-burned mix CD's at the counter isn't gonna help him competer with Starbucks."
Americana comes from this source! Fair Use Forever! Disclaimers up the wazoo.