Sunday, March 26, 2006

Dude... It's like... Americana

1. "There's just something deliciously decadent about a place that frames their health code citations and mounts them on the wall."

2. Merry, Pippin, just keep a low profile and drink your drink. In the morning, we'll be on our way to Rivendell and we can put this all behind us.

3. "Hey, Palpatine, just because you're in league with the dark side doesn't give you the right to bogart my pizza."

4. "The best part is, grandma just thinks we're out getting stoned."

5. "Have you guys ever noticed the way vinyl seats stick to your bare ass-cheeks?"

6. Emo kids enjoy bland pizza and under-the-table foot jobs.

7.“We had the Cheese log at Denny’s and the Pecan log at Stuckey’s, so what are we getting here at Sullivan's.”

8. "Gary, it's great that you're letting us ride-out Collapse of Civilization in your fortified bunker, but couldn't you have invited, I don't know, some girls!"

9. "Well, we better get back to the Cult. Can't keep the comet waiting."

10. "Tell your dad that selling his home-burned mix CD's at the counter isn't gonna help him competer with Starbucks."

Americana comes from this source! Fair Use Forever! Disclaimers up the wazoo.

13 comments:

divine miss M said...

And afterwords, they'll all go out and paint the whole town beige.

Rodney Dill said...

Nothing beats pizza after a straight 48 hours of playing Dungeons and Dragons

Rodney Dill said...

Third Annual POTP convention.

WALSTIB said...

Hey Pete. Does your juice taste kinda funny to you?

radio free fred said...

The F.F.A. ( Future Farters of America ) Prepare For Their Final Exam.

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?"

Submariner said...

ORA:

Teddy: "I am acting my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once."
Chris: "Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Vern: "Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, Pez and root beer?"
Gordie: "Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents."

Submariner said...

ORA:

"You can do it, Rolly. Your friends are here to lend you emotional support and to truss you up like a holiday turkey."

Submariner said...

No, really, dude. "Breakfast at Tiffany's" wasn't anything like this...

David Simon said...

"Okay lunchtime is over. Get back on the street and start turning some tricks. Rent boys, my ass. I can't give you losers away."

Submariner said...

Saturdays were always more relaxed at Hogwarts...

Cybrludite said...

Sadly, I kinda doubt this deserves an ORA...

"I cast Magic Missile!"

"What for? There's nothing to attack here..."

"I attack the darkness!"