1. "And then put my arms around Saddam's shoulders, kissed him hard, and let him take me like the horny ape-man he is."
2. "Some German fellow named Dieter instructed me to dance and touch his monkey. What choice did I have?"
3. "I am bringing the noize. With the French, the funk just brings itself."
4. And then, Barney Frank woke up. But the morningwood stayed with him all day.
5. "And then I hold the Islamo-fascist's ass here and pucker up like so..."
6. "Zut Alors! My weasel sense is tingling."
7. Get with the times, chief. Nobody's "vogued" since about 1989.
8. Unlike Chef, no one found it unusual when Chirac started spouting disjointed phrases centering around graphic fantasies of paedophilia.
9. "Dig if U will the picture/Of U and I engaged in a kiss..."
10. "And then Sarkozy said, 'The Muslims are revolting,' and I said, 'Oui, but without them, the continuation of our socialist utopia is impossible.'"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The folks at Ooops, I Crapped My Pants™ display their new ad campaign entitled "Poop Goes The Weasle".
The only thing that could make this picture any more disgusting? Mime make-up and a leotard....Oh wait, that's Galloway's shtick.
We replaced Jacque's regular decaf blend coffee with our special ebola-laced premium java... Let's see how he reacts.
Best of Cybrludite
"Zut alors! My fart, she has dislodged my Ben-Wah balls. Wait, I did not place my Ben-Wah balls in position today..."
Rumsfield creates another international incident by goosing Chriac... with a taser.
Through the use of a super high speed camera, similar to those used for photos of bullets cutting cards and such, we have captured a rare image of a Frenchman between the time he dropped his rifle and the point where he'd have his hands all the way above his head. You can also see him begining to form the word "Kamerad!"
Best of Submariner
No, no, Lebeau was actually an American playing a frog. No one believes we actually resisted...
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"So Michael Moore's man-boobs are out to HERE? Hmmmmmm..."
Best of Jason
Show me how the fishy eats!
Nice, a guy is trying to give a speech on how to properly make balloon animals and you guys are making fun of him. Educate yourselves, morons.
Best of David Simon
"Can someone grab my speech out of my pocket for me, so I don't ruin my manicure."
Best of attmay
Monsieur Chirac has not quite grasped the concept behind "armpit farts."
Best of Robert
Whenever I sense world problems coming my way, I just rub my nipples like this ... and my problems melt away.
Tasha sent me this.