Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Debbie Does CSPAN

1. The worst part about breaking up with Debbie Stupidcow was how she took to the Senate floor to critique your sexual performance, as Barack Obama was about to find out.

2. Other placards would follow. "Hideously Obese." "Embarrassingly Stupid." "Uglier Than Mikulski."

3. The Democrats frank admission was followed by a big "Duh!" from the voting public.

4. Debbie Stupidcow vigorously denounces V the K's captioning skills after being rejected for Hot Chick Thursday.

5. Is this slogan any less ridiculous for the Democrats than "America Can Do Better." I mean, duh, of course, American can do better, that's why you guys lose.

Best of Rodney Dill
"...but I saved $168 by switching to Geico."

"... But enough about Ted Kennedy."

Best of Van Helsing
"But I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Best of Submarienr
The DNC begins discussion for its 2008 party planks. "Honesty" was subsequently rejected by the membership on the first vote.

Marv Alberts describes the NFL tie-breaking system.

Best of Rodney Dill
"What was really difficult was finding shoes and a purse to match my jacket and sign."

Best of Lyn
Billy Packer's mom describing the NCAA selection committee.

Best of Robert
A dislexic misinterprets the sign to say, "Dangerously Incontinent" and runs out of the chamber screaming, "She's gonna blow!"

Best of Mr. Right
Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) speaks at the unveiling of the new and improved James Earl Carter Presidential Library.

Best of Anonymous
Glad to see them making their nametags big enough to read from the back row seats.


This is going around the net so fast, I don't even gots to source it, but I saw it first on NRO. Originally, I thought, how can you cap something that comes pre-captioned? But, then I realized there were possibilities. GOP and College is featuring it also.

40 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

For the 2006 elections cycle the new Political Reform bill required all politicians to come with full disclosure labels.

Rodney Dill said...

"...but I saved $168 by switching to Geico."

Cybrludite said...

Truth in advertizing laws being applied to politcians has certainly made CSPAN even more fun to watch...

Van Helsing said...

"But I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Submarienr said...

The DNC begins discussion for its 2008 party planks. "Honesty" was subsequently rejected by the membership on the first vote.

Rodney Dill said...

"What was really difficult was finding shoes and a purse to match my jacket and sign."


(Lest you think I am that fashion conscious, let me explain -- I have three daughters)

Submariner said...

Pam Shockley-Zalabak responded to a question on Professor Chrichill's heritage; "Actually, not that I owe you any explanation at all, Ward is a Cherok... er, Potawhata... Cree... 1/2 blooded Fuhkowi Indian, yeah, Fuhkowi. That'sthe ticket!"

Submariner said...

PIMF - Chrichill's = Churchill's

Submariner said...

Subliminal Message Boy's mom is not so subtle, is she?

Submariner said...

Queef Lafitupya takes her act on the road to mixed reviews.

T. Harris said...

Stupidcow and Michael Moore from the same state, coincidence? I think not.

Rodney Dill said...

Elected by people dumb enough to elect Kwame Kilpatrick

T. Harris said...

The stupid bitch misspelled "incontinent."

Submariner said...

Good morning folks. Welcome to the "Golden Arches New Employee Training Seminar."

radio free fred said...

One Sign Fits All, Recycle America!

V the K said...

Stupidcow and Michael Moore from the same state, coincidence?

V the K is also from the Wolverine State.

It's called the Wolverine State because Debbie's face would be greatly improved is a wolverine chewed on it.

Also, don't forget Carl Lenin. And the dingbat governor who, when asked why every other state's economy is booming while Michigan's is tanking answered, "It's Bush's fault."

Submariner said...

V - Submariner is also from the Wolverine state - far from now, and by choice to retire elsewhere following my years underwater... Don't blame the gov or state pols for those stupid answers - they're Pavlovian responses. I'd laugh but sadly, it's too true to be funny...

Lyn said...

Billy Packer's mom describing the NCAA selection committee.

Rodney Dill said...

"... But enough about Ted Kennedy."

Lyn said...

Craig Littlepage's mom describing Cincinnati's basketball program.

Lyn said...

Even more placards to follow: Brazenly Overconfident. Simply Resistible. Hopelessly Unqualified.

Submariner said...

When asked about DNC strategies, Deb tried to parody a Comfort Inn™ commercial:
♪♪...We've been here and there, man, We've been here and there...♪♪

Submariner said...

Odiferous cologne? likely
thief of others' property? politician - 'nuff said
So Debbie meets SOTG's criteria 1 and 2, but there ain't no way someone would pay her for it...

Conclusion? NOT a smelly, pirate hooker.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Mongo like Sheriff!

David Simon said...

"I'm confused. Which wrinkle do I stick it in?" - Stupidcow's husband.

David Simon said...

"Does red make me look fat?"

David Simon said...

Debbie Stupidcow's filibuster of the tax cut extension package was saved when she threatened to beaver her fellow senators. The bill was killed immediately.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan knew it was a mistake to bring his mother in for show-and-tell.

sonicfrog said...

...and in the background, behind the sign, Sen. Bill Frist dons a T-shirt that says "I'm With Stupids!".

Submariner said...

Marv Alberts describes the NFL tie-breaking system.

Submariner said...

al'Gore listened to Debbie for only 15 seconds before even HE was muttering; "Tell me again; Why did we eliminate manatee season?"

Robert said...

A dislexic misinterprets the sign to say, "Dangerously Incontinent" and runs out of the chamber screaming, "She's gonna blow!"

nevergrewup said...

After making her confession the Senator was told to do ten Hail Marys and vote Republican in future elections.

MP Martin said...

The democrat's use of subliminal messages to defame the Bush administration seems to have backfired.

Mr. Right said...

Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) speaks at the unveiling of the new and improved James Earl Carter Presidential Library.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see them making their nametags big enough to read from the back row seats.

David Simon said...

An overeaters' anonymous addict sums up her failed diet plans at a recent group session.

David Simon said...

"I'm keeping the whole class after school until the student who put cayenne pepper on my oreos fesses up."

radio free fred said...

"One More Pork Barrel Joke An This Meeting Is Over!"

Submariner said...

Teresa Heinz debriefs DNC Leadership on the 2004 campaign committee's performance.