1. "And we found this in Jenna's room. In my estimation, primo sh*t."
2. "You scalped Don King on St. Patrick's Day? What an odd thing to do."
3. "Eat a bowl of this, Mr. President, and it'll unplug your bowels in a jiffy!"
4. "That is not FOOD. That is what food eats. Get your vegan ass outta my White House."
5. "Apparently, you are unfamiliar with the American idiom 'sharing a bowl of weed.'"
6. "Soylent Green, huh? What's in it, people?"
7. "An alien pod plant? Sweet, I'll put it right on the dresser in my bedroom."
8. "Ha! I knew Barry Bonds pissed in my terrarium!"
9. "Dude, I hear that if you drink the water in the bottom of the bowl, you get a monster high."
10. "Damn, my chia pet's gone feral."
Best of Chevy Rose
"It's Clover!? Damn, I'm so out of touch. Who let you into my bubble?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey Dad! Want some nice Broccoli."
Best of The Man
Yes, I see the Green Clovers...but where are the Blue Moons, Purple Horseshoes, Red Balloons, and Pink Hearts?
Best of Submariner
♪"Pappa's Got Brand New Nickle Bag!"♪
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Jenna! Barb! Delivery...
Best of WALSTIB
Damn...and it's not even my birthday!
Best of David Simon
"What'd you bring from Ireland Bertie? Waterford crystal? Wedgwood china? Maybe a nice Donegal tweed jacket? Oh goodie; a tacky potted plant. Thanks a heap."
Best of andthenblammo!
"Hey, Cheney, this guy says this herbal poultice would feel good on just about any puncture or abrasion. Wanna take it on your next hunting trip?"
"Yup, this is all we could recover after Crazy Jose ran the ditch mower over poor ol' Cindy Sheehan down in Crawford; I'm still all broken up over it."
Best of Cybrludite
"Note to self: When accepting something that looks like a huge bowl of ganga, I'll endevor to not look baked out of my friggin' gourd"
Best of t. harris
"Laura, tell the girls they'd better come up with a better hidin' place for their stash and they owe me a goldfish."
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I'll be damned! He IS that lawyer fella from 'Picket Fences', isn't he?"
Best of the paperboy
Mr. Bush is flattered with a gift from Roger the Shrubber.
A bowl of Colon Blow! You shouldn't have!
From Yahoo News, on a tip from Brenda, who thinks this may be the "dopiest Bush pic ever." Who am I to argue?