Monday, March 20, 2006

Bush and the Bowl of Green Sh*t

1. "And we found this in Jenna's room. In my estimation, primo sh*t."

2. "You scalped Don King on St. Patrick's Day? What an odd thing to do."

3. "Eat a bowl of this, Mr. President, and it'll unplug your bowels in a jiffy!"

4. "That is not FOOD. That is what food eats. Get your vegan ass outta my White House."

5. "Apparently, you are unfamiliar with the American idiom 'sharing a bowl of weed.'"

6. "Soylent Green, huh? What's in it, people?"

7. "An alien pod plant? Sweet, I'll put it right on the dresser in my bedroom."

8. "Ha! I knew Barry Bonds pissed in my terrarium!"

9. "Dude, I hear that if you drink the water in the bottom of the bowl, you get a monster high."

10. "Damn, my chia pet's gone feral."

Best of Chevy Rose
"It's Clover!? Damn, I'm so out of touch. Who let you into my bubble?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hashish!"
"Gesundeit"

"Hey Dad! Want some nice Broccoli."

Best of The Man
Yes, I see the Green Clovers...but where are the Blue Moons, Purple Horseshoes, Red Balloons, and Pink Hearts?

Best of Submariner
♪"Pappa's Got Brand New Nickle Bag!"♪

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Jenna! Barb! Delivery...

Best of WALSTIB
Damn...and it's not even my birthday!

Best of David Simon
"What'd you bring from Ireland Bertie? Waterford crystal? Wedgwood china? Maybe a nice Donegal tweed jacket? Oh goodie; a tacky potted plant. Thanks a heap."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Hey, Cheney, this guy says this herbal poultice would feel good on just about any puncture or abrasion. Wanna take it on your next hunting trip?"

"Yup, this is all we could recover after Crazy Jose ran the ditch mower over poor ol' Cindy Sheehan down in Crawford; I'm still all broken up over it."

Best of Cybrludite
"Note to self: When accepting something that looks like a huge bowl of ganga, I'll endevor to not look baked out of my friggin' gourd"

Best of t. harris
"Laura, tell the girls they'd better come up with a better hidin' place for their stash and they owe me a goldfish."

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I'll be damned! He IS that lawyer fella from 'Picket Fences', isn't he?"

Best of the paperboy
Mr. Bush is flattered with a gift from Roger the Shrubber.

A bowl of Colon Blow! You shouldn't have!

From Yahoo News, on a tip from Brenda, who thinks this may be the "dopiest Bush pic ever." Who am I to argue?

35 comments:

Chevy Rose said...

"It's Clover!? Damn, I'm so out of touch."

Rodney Dill said...

"Hashish!"
"Gesundeit"

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Dad! Want some nice Broccoli."

The Man said...

Yes, I see the Green Clovers...but where are the Blue Moons, Purple Horseshoes, Red Balloons, and Pink Hearts?

radio free fred said...

"This Is Just The First Course, The Crow's Still Cooking."

nevergrewup said...

"Really, you just told the Lepricon there was a bottle of Whiskey in the paper shredder and he dived in? I'm calling Ted Kennedy."

Submariner said...

We got 'im, Mr. President. ' couse this is all that's left of bin Ladin...

Submariners said...

Well, W, it's probably the best stuff we ever created: mash it in water and you can power your car with the liquid, smoke it and you enjoy life regardless of your circustances, its smoke cleans the air, and afterwards, your urine will clean the earth and/or water supplies. The only problem is we make it from the liver of atheists...

Submariner said...

Laura? You told me Ed McMahon was comin' here to give me ten million bucks, not a worthless bowl of sprouts...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Looks like I picked a bad week to give up weed...

WALSTIB said...

Damn...and it's not even my birthday!

David Simon said...

"What'd you bring from Ireland Bertie? Waterford crystal? Wedgwood china? Maybe a nice Donegal tweed jacket? Oh goodie; a tacky potted plant. Thanks a heap."

Rodney Dill said...

Dubya: "Tell Ted Kennedy this is his ass, and I'm the lawnmower."

jeff said...

Tradition, Schmadition - this is ridiculous!

andthenblammo! said...

"Hey, Cheney, this guy says this herbal poultice would feel good on just about any puncture or abrasion. Wanna take it on your next hunting trip?"

andthenblammo! said...

"Yup, this is all we could recover after Crazy Jose ran the ditch mower over poor ol' Cindy Sheehan down in Crawford; I'm still all broken up over it."

andthenblammo! said...

"Alfalfa, huh? So where's Buckwheat???"

andthenblammo! said...

"Honest, it's an antique chamber pot, and it was in the Lincoln Bedroom. Seems like one of ol' Bill Clinton's flakey contributors forgot we have plumbing in this place, and it's been under the bed for years. We think it was Barbra Streisand."

Cybrludite said...

"Note to self: When accepting something that looks like a huge bowl of ganga, I'll endevor to not look baked out of my friggin' gourd" - Bush, on reading the papers the next day...

Submariner said...

Looks like ♪"Pappa's Got Brand New Nickle Bag!"

Submariner said...

Oh that's so funny, Bertie. A bush named Jorge; never heard THAT one before...

WALSTIB said...

Alfred E. Neuman accepting the award for the best George W Bush impersonation, again.

T. Harris said...

"What, me worry?"

t. harris said...

"Laura, tell the girls they'd better come up with a better hidin' place for their stash."

Submariner said...

ORA:

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Mo K said...
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Six Degrees of Blondness said...

"Whoa, dude. I'm gettin' a contract (sic) high right now!"

(You have no idea how hard that was for me {strike}to poop on! {/strike} to write! Esp. cuz that wasn't his choice of vice. But... that face! lol)

Submariner said...

Whoa, Bertie! Next time go easy on the Van Camp's and Guinness the night before we do the gift exchange thing...

Submariner said...

Jenna! Barb! Delivery...

Submariner said...

Thank gawwd! I was afraid you were gonna give me red pants, green jacket, fake beard and a sombrero...

Jonathan said...

"I'll be damned! He IS that lawyer fella from 'Picket Fences', isn't he?"

MP Martin said...

Mr. Bush is flattered with a gift from Roger the Shrubber.

MP Martin said...

A bowl of Colon Blow! You shouldn't have!

Okaaaay, uh look, Christmas was three months ago now. So what say we end the gift exchange and go have dinner now?

MP Martin said...

We planted a hedge of this stuff at the border, but the Mexicans keep smoking the stuff and laying around on the ground.

Lyn said...

Unlike my father, I happen to like broccoli?