Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Arf, They're Nude

1. Nothin' to see here. Just another Berkeley High School Class Photo.

2. Weird Steet Theater (Inc) presents the Art of Hieronymous Bosch.

3. Nude Mormons gather 'round a statue of Joseph Smith. Actually, I'm just throwing that out in hopes that someday, someone doing a Google search for "Nude Mormons" will end up on this blog.

4. And yet, Andrew Sullivan's insatiable ass was still hungry for more.

5. It could be worse. They could be in lycra biking shorts.

6. Hey, it's never the wrong time for a Whacky Japanese Game Show!

Best of David Simon
With the price of a college education skyrocketing, students are sometimes forced to choose between clothes and dope.

Best of Submariner
Tonight on a very special episode of Friends...

I haven't seen that many publicly-flaunted shortcomings since the 2004 DNC Convention.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Shrinkage!"

"Dang it, I wish Rodney would get over his fear of speaking in public."

Best of The Man
The Enumclaw Class of 1998 were the last class to have the option of choosing the zoo for their Senior trip.

Why yes, we are here to interview as interns for the Clinton Foundation. Why do you ask?

Best of radio free fred
Former Enron Employees Hold Reunion

Crack House Raided, No Drugs Were Found.

Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
Balinese temple monkey convention whose flight got horribly misdirected.

Another Meeting Of Gamblers Anonymous...

Best of WALSTIB
Wow, there must be...57 tits out there!

"No, I'm not poking you with my elbow..."

Inspired by Submariner
Another one of Stewie Griffin's sexy parties get out of hand.

The Devil's Excrement on a tip from Frank at Discarded Lies. Ain't it great to have a blog where The Simpsons gets an ORA tag, but I can just assume everybody will get a Hieronymous Bosch reference?

P.S. Nude Mormons! Nude Mormons! Nude Mormons !Nude Mormons! Nude Mormons!

27 comments:

nevergrewup said...

"Who Farted?"

The church lady said...

"Well, I see some of us have to expose ourselves in order to have a good time. Isn't that special??!"

Submariner said...

Tonight on see BS:
Our crack 60 minutes investigative reporters unveil a new BusHitleRumsfeldHalliburtonCheney scandal - Abu Ghraib - the untold story.

David Simon said...

After Peter Greenaway's latest movie wrapped, the cast had a party.

David Simon said...

With the price of a college education skyrocketing, students are sometimes forced to choose between clothes and dope.

Submariner said...

Tonight on a very special episode of Friends...

Submariner said...

'Ow to speak Awstraylian:
Block Party

T. Harris said...

Those participants who opted to sit left quite an indelible impression.

T. Harris said...

Hey, who you callin' needledick, pal? It's cold out here!

T. Harris said...

We are the World...
We are the Dumbfucks...

Rodney Dill said...

"Shrinkage!"

The Man said...

Who put the big black dude in the back?

The Man said...

The Enumclaw Class of 1998 were the last class to have the option of choosing the zoo for their Senior trip.

The Man said...

Why yes, we are here to interview as interns for the Clinton Foundation. Why do you ask?

radio free fred said...

Former Enron Employees Hold Reunion

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Balinese temple monkey convention whose flight got horribly misdirected.

WALSTIB said...

Wow, there must be...57 tits out there!

Submariner said...

Wicked-pedia: As seen in this reunion photo, DotCom '01 entrepreneurs lost more than their shirts during the crash of '02...

Submariner said...

I haven't seen that many publicly-flaunted shortcomings since the 2004 DNC Convention.

Submariner said...

You can tell it wasn't that cold, otherwise they'd have become the "Blue Man Group."

Thank you very much! I'll be here through the weekend; tell your friends.

radio free fred said...

Another Meeting Of Gamblers Anonymous...

WALSTIB said...

"No, I'm not poking you with my elbow..."

radio free fred said...

Crack House Raided, No Drugs Were Found.

Rodney Dill said...

"Dang it, I wish Rodney would get over his fear of speaking in public."

MP Martin said...

I see you've got an innie. I guess that makes you a woman. What a coincidence. I've got an outie. Wanna shag?

radio free fred said...

Perv Alert! Perv Alert!

Submariner said...

Austin Powers always did throw the grandest parties...