... if the lady happens to be Debra Lafave.
1. For obvious reasons, this variation of the old cheerleader pyramid is known as the 'Brokeback Mountain.'
2. Some of you may wish to check with your parole offer before submitting a caption.
3. A fat girl next to a pile of shirtless men... are you sure this isn't a gay bar?
4. "Well somebody smells like teen spirit!"
5. "You'd've thought at least one girl would have been into 3-d Twister."
6. The pyramid soon collapsed after Tyler noticed Kyle was 'going commando.'
7. After a tough day in Congress, Barney Frank unwinds with some Jergen's lotion and his favorite 'Saved By the Bell" episode.
8. They were certain that Baal would pleased with the sacrifice, and offer them an undefeated season.
9. "Guys... next time, let's us be shirts and they be skins."
10. The kid from Caption #9 finally gets his wish
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
The "Crisco Corkscrew" was certain to land the Fire Island High School cheerleading squad their first national championship.
Best of Submariner
The pyramid collapsed with a fit of girlish screams when Emily throatily sung out, "hey, hey, hey!"
I'll take "Mary Kay Letourneau's Dreams" for $600, Alex.
Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan taught gym class for only 1 semester.
Best of Jason
"Abu Graib: The Musical" was a hit on Broadway, but nowhere else..
Best of David Simon
"Now what does that Kama Sutra book say to do."
Best of CJ
The team would soon learn why Laramie Wyoming was the wrong place to open with the all-male cheerleader pile.