Tuesday, March 28, 2006

And now, a little something for the ladies...

... if the lady happens to be Debra Lafave.

1. For obvious reasons, this variation of the old cheerleader pyramid is known as the 'Brokeback Mountain.'

2. Some of you may wish to check with your parole offer before submitting a caption.

3. A fat girl next to a pile of shirtless men... are you sure this isn't a gay bar?

4. "Well somebody smells like teen spirit!"

5. "You'd've thought at least one girl would have been into 3-d Twister."

6. The pyramid soon collapsed after Tyler noticed Kyle was 'going commando.'

7. After a tough day in Congress, Barney Frank unwinds with some Jergen's lotion and his favorite 'Saved By the Bell" episode.

8. They were certain that Baal would pleased with the sacrifice, and offer them an undefeated season.

9. "Guys... next time, let's us be shirts and they be skins."

10. The kid from Caption #9 finally gets his wish

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
The "Crisco Corkscrew" was certain to land the Fire Island High School cheerleading squad their first national championship.

Best of Submariner
The pyramid collapsed with a fit of girlish screams when Emily throatily sung out, "hey, hey, hey!"

I'll take "Mary Kay Letourneau's Dreams" for $600, Alex.

Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan taught gym class for only 1 semester.

Best of Jason
"Abu Graib: The Musical" was a hit on Broadway, but nowhere else..

Best of David Simon
"Now what does that Kama Sutra book say to do."

Best of CJ
The team would soon learn why Laramie Wyoming was the wrong place to open with the all-male cheerleader pile.

17 comments:

Jonathan said...

The tryouts for Village People 2006 went horribly awry...

Jonathan said...

The "Crisco Corkscrew" was certain to land the Fire Island High School cheerleading squad their first national championship.

Submariner said...

The pyramid collapsed with a fit of girlish screams when Emily throatily sung out, "hey, hey, hey!"

Submariner said...

I'll take "Mary Kay Letourneau's Dreams" for $600, Alex.

Submariner said...

C'mon guys, you know the bet: you can only have us as slaves if you can get 6 layers to the stack...

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan taught gym class for only 1 semester.

Submariner said...

Army officials were not amused by the new "Abu Ghraib Formation" and immediately filed a complaint against the Fort Dix High School cheer squad.

Submariner said...

V. - check out this pic/story. http://www.startribune.com/462/story/335148.html

radio free fred said...

Basic Training For Being A Husband

Jason said...

"Abu Graib: The Musical" was a hit on Broadway, but nowhere else..

Lyn said...

Early experiments in multi-level marketing.

Lyn said...

Early experiments in chiropractic team building.

David Simon said...

"Okay, now everybody stick their big toe in the brown eye underneath them, and we'll recreate the Abu Ghraib pyramid."

David Simon said...

"This is almost as fun as climbing rope."

David Simon said...

"Now what does that Kama Sutra book say to do."

Cybrludite said...

A teenaged girl on her knees, wearing pigtails? Looks like Roman Polanski got his wish...

CJ said...

The team would soon learn why Laramie Wyoming was the wrong place to open with the all-male cheerleader pile.