1. The Humungous's new trophy wife prepares to meet the press.
2. "Which do you like better, the Mango Love Butter or the Licorice?"
3. ORA -- Anarkey tried to avoid staring at the entire squadron of tiny Shadow Attack Ships that was clinging to the back of Rancid's head.
4. E.R. makes a desperate play for the youth market by hiring Marilyn Manson as "Dr. Punk."
5. "Well, maybe if your diet included more than black coffee and organic vegetables, little Mexican girls wouldn't kick your ass so regularly."
6. Looking at this picture reminds one of the real tragedy of the Cheney shooting incident... that valuable ammunition was wasted that could have been used on people like this.
7. Evidently, the Borg tried to assimilate Rancid, then they spit him right back out.
8. You know, an "I wish I knew how to quit you" caption here would just be redundant.
9. "Despite the bruises, you're the lucky one. The other guy didn't even leave Thunderdome."
10. "I can't believe Ed Norton and Brad Pitt both kicked your ass."
Best of Jonathan H
"One second. You still got some of my jizz on your lip there."
Best of David Simon
The makeup session abrubtly ended when a Polish maid grabbed punk boy's legs and did some light dusting.
"I always do his makeup," Freddy Felcher explained. "I want to make sure that I'm not the only one who looks like an idiot."
"Because your breath smells worse than the collective used jock straps of the 49ers offensive line. Now open your damn mouth and pop this Altoid!"
Best of jeff
"Now this is going to sting a bit...Stand still!"
Yep, that's cold sore. Let me put some salve on it...and remember, no snogging for us tonight!
Best of catbat
Everybody shut up, 'cause they're in love and I think so am I.
"you never listen to me. i told you not to start a pit at the gwen stefani concert."
Best of Divine miss M
"So, you're saying that a generalization of the Kronecker decomposition theorem states that every finitely generated Abelian group is isomorphic to the group direct sum of a finite number of groups, each of which is either cyclic of prime power order or isomorphic to Z? No sh*t?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Oh the Bush twins are so ready for us."
Best of Submariner
You know, sweetie, it would be a lot faster and easier if you let me just make real bruises...
Your Yin-Yang chili-pepper earring and Matrix head port? FAB-ulous, darling!
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Why, yes...that is a stone crab claw hanging from my ear! And I am happy to see you!"
Best of Robert
I just love the way this shade brings out the color in your black-n-blue marks.
Found this at SFGate. No surprise there. Hey, have you ever notice you never see any African-American punks? I wonder what's up with that. Am I racist for even thinking about that? Dawn, are you still out there? Little help?