1. "He's magnificent," Andrew Sullivan whispered huskily. "I must have him." 2. What Markos Zuniga would be doing today if Al Gore had not invented the internet.
3. A sleepover at the Neverland Ranch can have lifelong consequences.
4. How nature says, "Do not touch."
5. Mr. Craig the shop teacher finally comes out about his illicit relationship with Mr. Rothwell, the drama teacher during a Kenwood High pep rally.
6. Although the producers of '24' were very impressed with Keanu Reeves' subtle portrayal of one man's descent into madness, they decided to go with Sean Astin instead.
7. According to legend, Dick Cheney once used a mountain lion as a condom. John Kerry on the other hand...
8. After the marathon committee ran out of loincloths, latecomers had to make-do.
9. The PETA nutbag who canged his name to KentuckyFriedCrueltydotcom takes the next logical step.
10. Well, I think what we can guess what at least one of the 11 herbs and spices was.
Best of Dusty .
In his next movie, Alec Baldwin will portray Dan Rather.
Best of T. Harris .
What a dumbass. Everyone knows that rubber chickens go with penny loafers, not high-tops.
Best of jeff .
It was all fun and games until the tape holding the chicken on... had to come off.
Best of Rodney Dill .
One of the events you never see in the Olympic televised coverage is what they do to the person that places last in the Luge.
Jim Perdue was a troubled young adult.
Best of Rodney .
"Can I get the boneless chicken instead?"
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell .
Kato Kaelin has REALLY hit rock bottom these days, hasn't he?
Best of Submariner .
Uh, Matt? When Katie told you to go "choke yer chicken," that's not exactly what she meant.
Oh, Foghorn, I wish I knew how to quit you...
After the cop grabbed the chicken, he still didn't require pixellation on ABC. Lanny kept screaming "It's freakin' cold, dammit. That's all!"
Best of Critical Matt .
Will you buy a car from this man? Bill Ford shows off his new Volvo ad campaign targeting eco friendly buyers...
Best of The Man .
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:Because it was taped to the GoldenPalace.com guy.
Best of jbinnout .
At least he's not going off half cocked.
Best of sonicfrog .
"Bicock! Bicock!"
Nice Cock!!! There! I Said It!
Best of Son Of The Godfather .
"Bartender?... I'll have what he's having."
This is Bob.
Why does Bob look so unhappy?
Perhaps it's because he hasn't tried Enzyte™ for that dead pecker between his legs.
"Good Evening, Mr.Submariner... I'm here to pick up your daughter for prom..."
"For Christ's sake, man, show some class! You're at Berkeley after all! Those gloves will never go with that hat!"
The reprogrammed Dorkinater-1000 had been successfully sent back in time to destroy the leader of the Dork Rebellion in the present. Al Franken would have to watch over his shoulder from now on.
Best of TGC .
The precise moment when the Mr. Gumby sketches ceased to be funny.
Thanks: Russ in Oregon.
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Larry's plan was working to perfection. He knew that the rubber chicken he was wearing could now be sold on Ebay for a mighty tidy sum.
What a dumbass. Everyone knows that rubber chickens go with penny loafers, not high-tops.
"What the fuck are YOU lookin' at?"
"Are you a Bodeist?"
Whitey meats bird flu.
There was no longer any question about it, the referee had been correct in calling a fowl against the player.
Golden Palace.com continues on their streak of really pissing people off.
It was all fun and games until the tape holding the chicken on... had to come off.
And here I thought the Scots were into sheep...
From the mittens I can see he was cold-cocked during this stunt.
Don't aaarrrgh! me SOTG - you've used worse.
I should have stuck with "Soy Bomb."
I thought UN peacekeepers wore blue helmets.
One of the events you never see in the Olympic televised coverage is what they do to the person that places last in the Luge.
Jim Perdue was a troubled young adult.
"On second thought, I think I'll have a hamburger."
"Can I get the boneless chicken instead?"
Canadians take curling to new heights, er lows, depending on your point of view...
Reminds of the Far Side© cartoon, "One Day in the Rubber Human Factory."
Henri ran through Montreal screaming, "Man-eating chicken! Man-eating chicken!" sadly arousing not one whit of curiosity. A better choice - "Man eating pussy!" - would have led to his salvation.
Kato Kaelin has REALLY hit rock bottom these days, hasn't he?
Uh, Matt? When Katie told you to go "choke yer chicken," that's not exactly what she meant.
David Niven said it best at the Oscars,
"The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings."
Will you buy a car from this man? Bill Ford shows off his new Volvo ad campaign targeting eco friendly buyers...
Noting the length of Lanny's ladder behind him, I realize, it don't go all the way to the top.
Oh, Foghorn, I wish I knew how to quit you...
After the cop grabbed the chicken, he still didn't require pixellation on ABC. Lanny kept screaming "It's freakin' cold, dammit. That's all!"
As you can well see, the photo is turned 90 degrees to the right. This is actually Spiderman on the side of a building in the costume he designed before the wrestling match.
Finally a part of curling that makes sense.
Another cut scene from the latest season of 24. Tony wakes up with mild brain damage and takes to molesting rubber chickens. Forcing Jack to choose between his friend and saving Los Angeles.
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:Because it was taped to the GoldenPalace.com guy.
In his next movie, Alec Baldwin will portray Dan Rather.
At least he's not going off half cocked.
If you ever heard the expression "Choking the Chicken" but didn't know what it meant; this is close, but no cigar!
"Bicock! Bicock!"
Nice Cock!!!
There! I Said It!
Sorry, the year of the Cock is over.
Afterwards, the rooster complained that Larry couldn't choke him, if you know what I mean...
Larry couldn't understand why he wasn't getting invites to any University parties; after all, he did one helluva "Chicken Dance."
"Bartender?... I'll have what he's having."
Submariner said...
"Don't aaarrrgh! me SOTG - you've used worse."
Sub, that's a G-damned lie!... err... at least in this caption thread... err... so far... heh.
Apparently this man took the literal interpretation of "doing" the Funky Chicken.
"Hey guys, does your nut-sack look like a turkey neck too?"
This is Bob.
Why does Bob look so unhappy?
Perhaps it's because he hasn't tried Enzyte™ for that dead pecker between his legs.
"Good Evening, Mr.Submariner... I'm here to pick up your daughter for prom..."
"For Christ's sake, man, show some class! You're at Berkeley after all! Those gloves will never go with that hat!"
The reprogrammed Dorkinater-1000 had been successfully sent back in time to destroy the leader of the Dork Rebellion in the present. Al Franken would have to watch over his shoulder from now on.
VH-1's Where Are They Now:
Broke, aged, and molting, Foghorn Leghorn was forced into a life of chicken-whoring himself out for a quick methamphetamine fix.
Q: What's white and comes in chickens?
A: An egg! (you filthy bastards)
Chicken Archery takes on an evil twist.
inspired by SOTG - go to http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/16271.html for the accompanying pic (couldn't get the href to work.)
Al Franken decides to eschew teddy bears for rubber chickens as a fund-raiser for Err Amerika.
Man, it sure took some chicken nuggets to pull that stunt.
Things your guidance counselor may have neglected to tell you:
A good time to re-examine your life choices is before you are photographed in front of millions of people with a rubber chicken tapped to your genitalia.
"Do ya wanna see chickie a little longer?"
Bill Clinton always did have way with the chicks.
The trial runs showed that Sean didn't have enough "surface area" to tape the chicken to without it falling off. Unfortunately for Sean, he chose to resolve this problem with Gorilla Glue®. Even more unfortunately for Sean, the police didn't know this when he was booked, and simply jerked it off.
Edmund was a veritable chick magnet.
Johnny English, man of mystery...
Nothing to see here folks; just another escapee from DC's "School For The Gifted" in the No Logic Zone. Please move along...
"Sex change operations are free in Canada, but you get what you pay for eh."
"Nancy Reagan said it best;Just say NO!"
The moment when the Mr. Gumby sketches ceased to be funny.
Oops, the Rodney and Rodney Dill are both me, I'll have to clean up my blogger accounts
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