1. "Damn Triffids!"2. Louis used to be one of France's leading gynecologists. His new position was not all that different.
3. In the alternate ending, Seymour and Audrey lived happily ever after, although a suspicious number of "undocumented" Mexican gardeners went missing every year.
4. From the makers of Bambi v. Godzilla, Treebeard vs. Jose Lopez.
5. Jose Lopez, world's most dedicated landscaper, shows up as usual despite the presence of a 20 foot pole lodged in his head.
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"Stay away from the Yellow Pods"
As the briars stuck him once again, Prince Charming began to wonder if this was all worth it. I mean, it's not like she was Sleeping Gorgeous.
Ch-ch-ch-chia.
"Too much fertilizer spray
makes for one Hell of a long day"
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The small town's briar maze, made paying water bills in person more difficult. Increased revenues from the $20 fee for mail-ins, made the city counsel very happy.
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The space traveler was amazed at the life form discovered on Earth. Ignorant clinging vines!
He had his job cut out for him to locate their leader.
Juan Valdez' neighbors in Colombia are growing something ENTIRELY different!
"This doesn't look like Nogales to me. Damn traffickers are such shysters."
Andrew Sullivan: "I don't care how cold it is Felipe. Either you wear the speedo while you work, or you're on the next bus back to Tijuana."
A Guatemalen exchange student thoroughly enjoys his first Easter egg hunt.
That's one hellova bowl of maui wowie, I can't wait to light that baby up!
You know, I always wanted to be a lumberjack.
inspired by divine miss M ORA:
"I chop down trees, I sing and dance, I love to smell wild flowers!
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and hang around in bars...
Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok; I sleep all night and I work all day!"
Cartoonish ORA?
As he made his way through the brambles, Jose found himself nervously singing, "Tale as old as time..."
Everybody stop! Lost contact search!
"That's beneath us here at the House of Dark Shadows" my @$$! Mr. Barnabus needs to get his behind out here during the day and mow this place now and then...
I have got to find out what fertilizer Mr. Gacy uses!
tasteless, I know; but you use the caption you came with, not the caption you would wish for...
"Do something romantic!" she says.
"Rescue me from my imprisonment in the tower," she says.
She better be a d*mn good lay is all I have to say...
So this is what they mean by a 'granola girl'?
What George Bush will be doing in 2009.
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