1. Wrought with grief over the death of longtime companion Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald performs the traditional rite of Sati.
2. When the Muslims realized that their complete lack of a sense of humor and highly emotional over-reaction to some cartoons had many people mistaking them for militant feminists, their heads exploded.
3. Hey, I'll write an offensive Muslim cartoon if it means they'll burn that creepy Burger King guy.
4. "Hah ha! This will certainly teach the Danes a lesson they'll not soon... um... how exactly does this work again?"
5. ORA --- Colin Mochrie is the only guy who was ever really good at the Green Screen Game.
6. From the looks of that guy's rug, I'm guessing the Hair Club for Men is safe from Muslim wrath.
7. "Anti-Cartoon riots? Nah, we're just re-enacting Woodstock '99."
8. Sensing a market bonanza, McDonald's immediately replaced the Happy Meal with the Irrationally Outraged Meal in Muslim countries.
9. "The Pistons win the championship! The Pistons win the championship!"
10. "Aw, crap, Hillary, there go our Valentine's Day dinner plans."
Best of Dan Spomer
"YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, INFIDEL?"
Best of David Simon
Andrew Sullivan could scarcely contain himself when he heard that Ronald McDonald was flaming, but his elation quickly turned to dejection.
Best of Rufus Leaking
Burning Man festival is replaced by the Burning Clown festival.
Best of T. Harris
Ronald McDonald would soon exact his revenge. Just minutes after this photo was taken, the fatally poisonous chemical fumes arising from Ronald's burning carcass would wiped out this entire horde of unsuspecting morons.
Best of Van Helsing
Wendy's new ad campaign is a little over the top.
Best of Submariner
The clown! The clown!
The clown is on fire!
We don't eat no Big Macs;
Let the mullah-baiter burn!
Goooooooooooood morning, Palestiiiiine! Today's broadcast is brought to you by Dr. Ahmadinajemidebadinanbad's sandal-ware products. Do you suffer from fallen arches like this fellow?
Best of The Man
True to traditional Islam law, The Hamburgler's hands were chopped off and the Fryguys were stoned for being gay.
Ba-dot-dot-da-dah! I'm torchin' it.
Best of Right Wing Animator
That's it Man, game over man, game over.. what the fuck are we going to do now!?
Best of Silhouette
Lt. McDonald saved an entire village during WWII by throwing himself on a grenade. McDonald survived, but was horribly scarred, requiring complete face makeup for the rest of his life.
Originally sourced from ROTO-REUTERS. Maybe. Whatever. I don't know. Hat tip to Dan for pointing it out to me. By the way, Dan, you might want to check out my comment in the top post at Moonbattery as it might be useful to your blog.