1. Ang Lee was furious. The stunt double for the hot-beef-injection scene looked nothing like Heath Ledger.
2. "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-h sweet mystery of life at last I've found you."
3. "Stangers in my ass...Exchanging fluids.....doo be doo be doo..."
4. ORA> --- My brother damned well better be grateful for the lengths I go to to get him out of Fox River.
5. "Jeez, Andrew, your hands are so cold."
6. "Mr Mapplethorpe? I'm ready for my close up."
7. Henry Rollins gets a prostate exam.
8. "No, it's the left cheek that itches, you stupid peasant twit."
9. "Man, I liked it so much better when the Goa'uld symbiotes entered through your neck."
10. Warren was horrified to discover his massage therapist was Cindy Sheehan.
Best of David Simon
"Oh my G-d, the pain is unbearable. This is the last time I'm catching without lube."
Best of Passionate Conservative
Is that a tatoo of Mohammed? Now we must riot!
Best of jeff
"Man, flex-sigmoidoscopies suck... I hate getting old. All my tats are turning green too."
Best of Van Helsing
After his human cannonball act failed, he teamed up with Rocky the Flying Squirrel and became a human cannon. The hard part is when they use a ramrod to load Rocky.
Best of Submariner
Rumor has it that his privates say "SWAN" but when fully aroused, it reads "SASKATCHEWAN"
Just another Tequila sunrise after a night at the Blue Oyster...
Andy just loved the Barney Frank Klub:
B - A - R Aaaarrggh, that hurts!
N - E - Y Why? Cuz we don't use lube!
F - R - A - N - K
Barney Frank Want some, Hank?
Barney Frank A real meat plank!
Forever you can hold my package tight! Tight, Tight!
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Yeah, man! I've had my sh#t puuuuuuuuuuuuuuushed in! Big time!"
Best of WALSTIB
Uh Warren, any deeper and I swear it's coming out my nose!
Hat Tip: Tom Wopat.