Sunday, February 05, 2006

Subject: Football, Homo-Eroticism In

1. FEE-FI-FO-FUM!

2. "Sure, I'll call you."

3. "You not worry, lifetime companion. Goliath go kill little kid with sling. Then, we go back to Goliath's place and party."

4. "I can't believe Kennedy's filibuster failed to stop Alito. Hold me."

5. "No! You may not kiss my groin pull and make it better!"

6. "No, I didn't say 'Kneel, Gay Man,' I said my favorite writer was Neil Gaiman.

7. "Son of Jor-El, Kneel before Zod!... Not so close."

8. "All right, stop crying. I'll buy some of your frakkin' AmWay products."

9. "What is it, boy? Trouble at the old well?"

10. "All right. Stop making such a fool of yourself. I'll tell you how to quit me."

Best of Rodney Dill
Sure is a lot of seamen.

EMERGENCY BLOW

I'll always be your wide receiver in the slot, man.

Best of Silhouette
In the locker room: "I love 24."
"Yeah, isn't Jack Bauer great?"
"Who?"

Best of Submariner
Look; I'll try to be more careful where I step, OK? oh, and sorry about your penis...

But what am I going to DO with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe?"

That wasn't my finger!

Best of bad-d-d-dude
The Navy considers modifying its "don't ask--don't tell" policy to a broader "don't ask, don't tell, and whatever you do, don't do it in public at half-time of the Army-Navy Game" policy.

Fairly used in accordance with applicable copyright laws. Standard disclaimer always applies. From that WaPo Best Pictures of 2005 Thingamajig.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

C'mon fool. I won the bet. Stop messin' around and blow me!

divine miss M said...

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!

Rodney Dill said...

Sure is a lot of seamen.

Rodney Dill said...

EMERGENCY BLOW

Rodney Dill said...

"Stop cryin' I didn't give that girl my phone number, all I said was 24."

sonicfrog said...

Naval Officer One: "Oh hell, there they go again. This new 'Don't Hide, Go Felch' policy sucks".

sonicfrog said...

Just one more reason I wished I played football.

Rodney Dill said...

I'll always be your wide receiver in the slot, man.

Silhouette said...

In the locker room:

"I love 24."

"Yeah, isn't Jack Bauer great?"

"Who?"

Submariner said...

Look; I'll try to be more careful where I step, OK? oh, and sorry about your penis...

Submariner said...

But I think we're eligible for ratings other than "Steward" now...

Submariner said...

Don't worry about that "yo mama..." joke. I don't think Dawn even comes around anymore.

Submariner said...

ORA:

But what am I going to DO with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe?"

Submariner said...

That touchdown was a religious experience, man. I genuflect in the direction of greatness...

Submariner said...

That wasn't my finger!

Submariner said...

Remember, 60 cadets deploy. 30 couples return...

Submariner said...

No, dweeb, you'd have to get hit pretty hard to get a "broke back." Why?

David Simon said...

There, it's back in my pants, and you and your weak gag reflex are safe. Now get off your knees and quit crying like a little girl.

David Simon said...

Oh man, fisting you wasn't enough? I gotta deap throat you too?!

T. Harris said...

"Don't worry about it, kid. We win as a team and we lose as a team. Oh all right, what the hell. If it's gonna make you feel better, go right ahead."

Whoopsie-Daisey said...

ORA:

What am I gonna do on a submarine?

bad-d-d-dude said...

The Navy considers modifying its "don't ask--don't tell" policy to a broader "don't ask, don't tell, and whatever you do, don't do it in public at half-time of the Army-Navy Game" policy.