Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Stop Saying "Awwww" And Just Caption Damn You

1. Toonces strays into a bad neighborhood.

2. Ah, a pedigreed French Short-Haired Tabby.

3. "Come on, Toonces. Pull it! And we'll make it on Letterman for sure."

4. Another sad example of violent kitty p0rn.

5. "No! No! Anything but Andrew Sullivan's ass! I'll be good!"

6. "J'accuse!"

7. "Does this bother you? I'm not touching you."

8. "You got me dead to rights, doc. Would you like to shoot me here, or wait till we get home?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Get in the cradle with that silver spoon NOW!"

"Halt! Ver are your [vaccination] papers?"

Best of Anonymous
Yo, Kobe! I'm open!

Best of BurningBunnie
I was pretty dissapointed when i clicked on the link to 'fingering pussy'

Best of jbinnout
"Do I smell tuna fish on your breath?"
"Ummmmeow no, but I think I smell tuna on your finger."

Me? No, it was Garfield, I swear!

Best of Six degrees of blondness
"No! I will NOT go 'heHEE!' like the Pillsbury Doughboy!"

Best of Chevy Rose
Pussy Cats Bible -
Chapter One: "How To Become Man's Favorite Pet"
Rule #1: Piss on wall so family dog is blamed.
Rule #2: Don't get caught doing Rule #1.

Best of Cybrludite
Glenn Renyolds is all out of puppies. You're next in the blender...

Best of WALSTIB
"...and next time I catch you making out with my wife it's down to the Korean restaurant for you, Fluffers".

"I swear Mr. Terrorist. I'm not the one who told the motorcade to turn around. It must have been that very bad man Jack Bauer".

Best of Rodney Dill
"B B B Big M M M Mouse"

"OK Cat, did you move the 'Best of' from the Old Farts to under the Saturday Americana?"

Best of T. Harris
"Oh no, it's the Flying Fickle Finger of Feline Fate!"

"Told ya, honey. This damn kitten IS French!"

Best of bad-d-d-dude
"Are you now, or have you ever been a Bodeist?"

Best of Submariner
Actually backed into a corner before it surrendered? Can't be French...

"...up a smelly pirate hooker; what's it smell like to you?"

"...that cat Shaft?"
"Uh huh. He's a bad muthah..."
"Shut your mouth!"

Nermal replied, "I don't care what your fetish is, buddy. You ain't shaving me!"

Inspired by radio free fred
"Back off, Ted Nugent. You don't wanna f*ck with me!"

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Having seen what Michael Moore's fart did to the other victims, Toonces tried to negotiate himself out of having to pull Moore's finger.

Source: China News. Hat tip: Divine Miss M

45 comments:

jeff said...

While it was photoshopped out, the finger was actually "playing with the kitty."

catbat said...

what a pussy.

Silhouette said...

"Caption This" reaches a new low with full frontal nudity.

Anonymous said...

Yo, Kobe! I'm open!

defjef from the far left said...

i was pretty dissapointed when i clicked on the link 'fingering pussy'

jbinnout said...

Do I smell tuna fish on your breath?

Ummmmeow no, but I think I smell tuna on your finger.

six degrees of blondness said...

"No! I will NOT go 'heHEE!' like the Pillsbury Doughboy!"


[And BTW... "Ewww!!" and "LOL!", jbinnout! See you in hell :-)]

Chevy Rose said...

"I'm female, I don't heist my leg...IT WAS THE DOG!"

---------------
Pussy Cats Bible -
Chapter One: "How To Become Man's Favorite Pet"
Rule #1:
Piss on wall so family dog is blamed.
Rule #2:
Don't get caught doing Rule #1.

Cybrludite said...

Glenn Renyolds is all out of puppies. You're next in the blender...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Get in the cradle with that silver spoon NOW!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

After the accident, Siegfried and Roy decide to go a different way with the act.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey Pete, check this out! I taught Muffy dhimmitude!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Only pussies surrender when you back them into a corner.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"What's the matter, Fluffers? All I said was let's go check out that new Korean restaurant down the street..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Halt! Ver are your [vaccination] papers?"

Anonymous said...

"...and next time I catch you making out with my wife it's down to the Korean restaurant for you, Fluffy".
-WALSTIB

Anonymous said...

"I swear Mr. Terrorist. I'm not the one who told the motorcade to turn around. It must have been that very bad man Jack Bauer".
-WALSTIB

Rodney Dill said...

"B B B Big M M M Mouse"

The Cat Burglar Strikes again.

Rodney Dill said...

le chat

Anonymous said...

"Jack, to protect the dignity of this office, please address me as Mr. Pussy" - Pres Logan
-WALSTIB
[sorry for all the 24 references, but he is just such a pussy]

Submariner said...

Give what up? Is this a robbery or something else?

Submariner said...

Mr. Hand laughs at the rookie belly dancer.

Rodney Dill said...

"OK Cat, did you move the 'Best of' from the Old Farts to under the Saturday Americana?"

T. Harris said...

"Oh no, it's the Flying Fickle Finger of Feline Fate!"

T. Harris said...

"Told ya, honey. This damn kitten IS French!"

jbinnout said...

Me? No, it was Garfield, I swear!

bad-d-d-dude said...

"Are you a Bodeist?"

nevergrewup said...

"Yes, we understand that you are a pussy, but you still need to brush your teeth and gargle with mouthwash after you eat sardines."

Submariner said...

Grandma picks out the next she wants to kiss...

Submariner said...

Actually backed into a corner before it surrendered? Can't be French...


V. - If you haven't heard yet, Laura Ingraham is running a survey/contest over the most irritating 24 character.

radio free fred said...

"Don't get too close, I've got cat scratch fever!"

Rodney said...

"OK, just when do you start using Mjollnir as a scratching post?"

Submariner said...

ORA:

Nermal learns a cute new trick.

attmay said...

ORA Expanding on jbinnout:

"No! No! Please don't send me to Abu Dhabi!"

Submariner said...

"...up a smelly pirate hooker; what's it smell like to you?"


SOTG, your #1 ranks up there with "But was he forewarned?" GREAT job, and good to see you back. Who do I have to give half the $1.37 to as a finder's fee?

Submariner said...

Hey fella, one freakin inch closer and I go all vorpal on your arm...

Dusty said...

John Kerry frightening his kitty with old made-up war stories.

Submariner said...

Get in mah belly!

Submariner said...

"...that cat Shaft?"
"Uh huh. He's a bad muthah..."
"Shut your mouth!"

Rodney Dill said...

The Year of the Dog was not widely celebrated by everyone.

Jonathan said...

Having seen what Michael Moore's fart did to the other victims, Toonces tried to negotiate himself out of having to pull Moore's finger.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm guessing this particular Abu Ghraib "attrocity" pic may have been Photoshopped.

Thanks Sub! I sometimes get caught up in work and such, but I think I'll always eventually check back in to make sure someone's keeping up with the "Giggidy's" and "Smelly Pirate Hooker" refs. ;)

Submariner said...

d@mmit SOTG, how many times do I have to tell you? NO FOUR LETTER WORDS IN YOUR CAPTIONS! "work" - sheesh!

Submariner said...

Nermal replied, "I don't care what your fetish is, buddy. You ain't shaving me!"

Rodney said...

What?!? The veiled Viking the Kitten reference via the Mjollnir caption is overlooked?

;)