1. Toonces strays into a bad neighborhood. 2. Ah, a pedigreed French Short-Haired Tabby.
3. "Come on, Toonces. Pull it! And we'll make it on Letterman for sure."
4. Another sad example of violent kitty p0rn.
5. "No! No! Anything but Andrew Sullivan's ass! I'll be good!"
6. "J'accuse!"
7. "Does this bother you? I'm not touching you."
8. "You got me dead to rights, doc. Would you like to shoot me here, or wait till we get home?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Get in the cradle with that silver spoon NOW!"
"Halt! Ver are your [vaccination] papers?"
Best of Anonymous
Yo, Kobe! I'm open!
Best of BurningBunnie
I was pretty dissapointed when i clicked on the link to 'fingering pussy'
Best of jbinnout
"Do I smell tuna fish on your breath?"
"Ummmmeow no, but I think I smell tuna on your finger."
Me? No, it was Garfield, I swear!
Best of Six degrees of blondness
"No! I will NOT go 'heHEE!' like the Pillsbury Doughboy!"
Best of Chevy Rose
Pussy Cats Bible -
Chapter One: "How To Become Man's Favorite Pet"
Rule #1: Piss on wall so family dog is blamed.
Rule #2: Don't get caught doing Rule #1.
Best of Cybrludite
Glenn Renyolds is all out of puppies. You're next in the blender...
Best of WALSTIB
"...and next time I catch you making out with my wife it's down to the Korean restaurant for you, Fluffers".
"I swear Mr. Terrorist. I'm not the one who told the motorcade to turn around. It must have been that very bad man Jack Bauer".
Best of Rodney Dill
"B B B Big M M M Mouse"
"OK Cat, did you move the 'Best of' from the Old Farts to under the Saturday Americana?"
Best of T. Harris
"Oh no, it's the Flying Fickle Finger of Feline Fate!"
"Told ya, honey. This damn kitten IS French!"
Best of bad-d-d-dude
"Are you now, or have you ever been a Bodeist?"
Best of Submariner
Actually backed into a corner before it surrendered? Can't be French...
"...up a smelly pirate hooker; what's it smell like to you?"
"...that cat Shaft?"
"Uh huh. He's a bad muthah..."
"Shut your mouth!"
Nermal replied, "I don't care what your fetish is, buddy. You ain't shaving me!"
Inspired by radio free fred
"Back off, Ted Nugent. You don't wanna f*ck with me!"
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Having seen what Michael Moore's fart did to the other victims, Toonces tried to negotiate himself out of having to pull Moore's finger.
Source: China News. Hat tip: Divine Miss M
45 comments:
While it was photoshopped out, the finger was actually "playing with the kitty."
what a pussy.
"Caption This" reaches a new low with full frontal nudity.
Yo, Kobe! I'm open!
i was pretty dissapointed when i clicked on the link 'fingering pussy'
Do I smell tuna fish on your breath?
Ummmmeow no, but I think I smell tuna on your finger.
"No! I will NOT go 'heHEE!' like the Pillsbury Doughboy!"
[And BTW... "Ewww!!" and "LOL!", jbinnout! See you in hell :-)]
"I'm female, I don't heist my leg...IT WAS THE DOG!"
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Pussy Cats Bible -
Chapter One: "How To Become Man's Favorite Pet"
Rule #1:
Piss on wall so family dog is blamed.
Rule #2:
Don't get caught doing Rule #1.
Glenn Renyolds is all out of puppies. You're next in the blender...
"Get in the cradle with that silver spoon NOW!"
After the accident, Siegfried and Roy decide to go a different way with the act.
"Hey Pete, check this out! I taught Muffy dhimmitude!"
Only pussies surrender when you back them into a corner.
"What's the matter, Fluffers? All I said was let's go check out that new Korean restaurant down the street..."
"Halt! Ver are your [vaccination] papers?"
"...and next time I catch you making out with my wife it's down to the Korean restaurant for you, Fluffy".
-WALSTIB
"I swear Mr. Terrorist. I'm not the one who told the motorcade to turn around. It must have been that very bad man Jack Bauer".
-WALSTIB
"B B B Big M M M Mouse"
The Cat Burglar Strikes again.
le chat
"Jack, to protect the dignity of this office, please address me as Mr. Pussy" - Pres Logan
-WALSTIB
[sorry for all the 24 references, but he is just such a pussy]
Give what up? Is this a robbery or something else?
Mr. Hand laughs at the rookie belly dancer.
"OK Cat, did you move the 'Best of' from the Old Farts to under the Saturday Americana?"
"Oh no, it's the Flying Fickle Finger of Feline Fate!"
"Told ya, honey. This damn kitten IS French!"
Me? No, it was Garfield, I swear!
"Are you a Bodeist?"
"Yes, we understand that you are a pussy, but you still need to brush your teeth and gargle with mouthwash after you eat sardines."
Grandma picks out the next she wants to kiss...
Actually backed into a corner before it surrendered? Can't be French...
V. - If you haven't heard yet, Laura Ingraham is running a survey/contest over the most irritating 24 character.
"Don't get too close, I've got cat scratch fever!"
"OK, just when do you start using Mjollnir as a scratching post?"
ORA:
Nermal learns a cute new trick.
ORA Expanding on jbinnout:
"No! No! Please don't send me to Abu Dhabi!"
"...up a smelly pirate hooker; what's it smell like to you?"
SOTG, your #1 ranks up there with "But was he forewarned?" GREAT job, and good to see you back. Who do I have to give half the $1.37 to as a finder's fee?
Hey fella, one freakin inch closer and I go all vorpal on your arm...
John Kerry frightening his kitty with old made-up war stories.
Get in mah belly!
"...that cat Shaft?"
"Uh huh. He's a bad muthah..."
"Shut your mouth!"
The Year of the Dog was not widely celebrated by everyone.
Having seen what Michael Moore's fart did to the other victims, Toonces tried to negotiate himself out of having to pull Moore's finger.
I'm guessing this particular Abu Ghraib "attrocity" pic may have been Photoshopped.
Thanks Sub! I sometimes get caught up in work and such, but I think I'll always eventually check back in to make sure someone's keeping up with the "Giggidy's" and "Smelly Pirate Hooker" refs. ;)
d@mmit SOTG, how many times do I have to tell you? NO FOUR LETTER WORDS IN YOUR CAPTIONS! "work" - sheesh!
Nermal replied, "I don't care what your fetish is, buddy. You ain't shaving me!"
What?!? The veiled Viking the Kitten reference via the Mjollnir caption is overlooked?
;)
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