1. Toonces strays into a bad neighborhood.
2. Ah, a pedigreed French Short-Haired Tabby.
3. "Come on, Toonces. Pull it! And we'll make it on Letterman for sure."
4. Another sad example of violent kitty p0rn.
5. "No! No! Anything but Andrew Sullivan's ass! I'll be good!"
7. "Does this bother you? I'm not touching you."
8. "You got me dead to rights, doc. Would you like to shoot me here, or wait till we get home?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Get in the cradle with that silver spoon NOW!"
"Halt! Ver are your [vaccination] papers?"
Best of Anonymous
Yo, Kobe! I'm open!
Best of BurningBunnie
I was pretty dissapointed when i clicked on the link to 'fingering pussy'
Best of jbinnout
"Do I smell tuna fish on your breath?"
"Ummmmeow no, but I think I smell tuna on your finger."
Me? No, it was Garfield, I swear!
Best of Six degrees of blondness
"No! I will NOT go 'heHEE!' like the Pillsbury Doughboy!"
Best of Chevy Rose
Pussy Cats Bible -
Chapter One: "How To Become Man's Favorite Pet"
Rule #1: Piss on wall so family dog is blamed.
Rule #2: Don't get caught doing Rule #1.
Best of Cybrludite
Glenn Renyolds is all out of puppies. You're next in the blender...
Best of WALSTIB
"...and next time I catch you making out with my wife it's down to the Korean restaurant for you, Fluffers".
"I swear Mr. Terrorist. I'm not the one who told the motorcade to turn around. It must have been that very bad man Jack Bauer".
Best of Rodney Dill
"B B B Big M M M Mouse"
"OK Cat, did you move the 'Best of' from the Old Farts to under the Saturday Americana?"
Best of T. Harris
"Oh no, it's the Flying Fickle Finger of Feline Fate!"
"Told ya, honey. This damn kitten IS French!"
Best of bad-d-d-dude
"Are you now, or have you ever been a Bodeist?"
Best of Submariner
Actually backed into a corner before it surrendered? Can't be French...
"...up a smelly pirate hooker; what's it smell like to you?"
"...that cat Shaft?"
"Uh huh. He's a bad muthah..."
"Shut your mouth!"
Nermal replied, "I don't care what your fetish is, buddy. You ain't shaving me!"
Inspired by radio free fred
"Back off, Ted Nugent. You don't wanna f*ck with me!"
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Having seen what Michael Moore's fart did to the other victims, Toonces tried to negotiate himself out of having to pull Moore's finger.
Source: China News. Hat tip: Divine Miss M