Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Spotsy Chick

1. Giant Airborne Leeches invade fashion show. Film at 11.

2. Al Qaeda's use of dalmatians for suicide bombers led to a mild rebuke from PETA.

3. Side effects of excessive masturbation include hairy palms and spotted vision.

4. Andrew Sullivan's cataracts prevent him from receiving the full effect of 'The Boyfriend's' sexy lingerie.

5. After years of laboring in obscurity, Cruella De Vil is finally embraced by the fashion crowd.

6. Fort Worth's play to become a new center of high fashion was ruined when the backwash from Tommy Hilfiger's helicopter flung cow-chips all over the place.

7. In Tennessee gay bars, it's traditional to spit tobacco at bad drag queens.

8. Gesundheit.

9. Through the rain of black confetti, Kobe entirely failed to notice that Dennis Rodman was open.

10. Publicity Still From Zoolander 2: Walk on the Wild Side.

Best of Submariner
See what happens when you fight the Estee Lauder counter gals when they want to give you a free makeover?

Other than radical Muslim males, the rage in Paris this year is to combine gold lamé, black velvet and a personal wasp swarm.

Jeannette waltzed in amidst a swarm of flies, yet resplendent in her pilfered gold, mahogany leg, and two eye-patches. Henri realized she was indeed, the smelliest pirate hooker of them all!

Best of Cybrludite
Daryl Hannah hits the sci-fi convention circuit to cash in on a re-release of "Bladerunner".

It's just a jump to the left....

Best of T. Harris
Cindy was a true professional. Not even an infestation of locusts could derail her steely determination to model ridiculous clothes, wear stupid-ass hair-dos, and have fake sunglasses painted on her face.

Inspired by The Paperboy
Terrence McNally's newest play is based on Chris Ofili's portrait of an Elephant-dung-splattered Virgin Mary. McNally insists he didn't intend to offend Christians.

Hat Tip: Sorrell Booke

22 comments:

Submariner said...

You wouldn't think the Xylon's would fail so miserably with the newest model, would you?

Submariner said...

Don't you think this year's Mardi Gras Queen represents the events of 2005 quite well?

Submariner said...

S/he's got Bette Davis' eyes! And I think Bette wants 'em back in the ground with the rest of her...

Submariner said...

Is this what the kid with the orange hair and jack-o-lantern T shirt grew up to become?

Submariner said...

'Ow to speak Awstraylyan: Bee Swarm

Cybrludite said...

Daryl Hannah hits the sci-fi convention circuit to cash in on a re-release of "Bladerunner".

Rodney Dill said...

#7 is the best

Rodney Dill said...

WWJD

What would Johhny (Weir) Do

Cybrludite said...

It's just a jump to the left....

Submariner said...

Klaus you nitwit, how many times do we have to go over this? The French Mistake needs both "hands on the hips" not one...

T. Harris said...

Cindy was a true professional. Not even an infestation of locusts could derail her steely determination to model ridiculous clothes, wear stupid-ass hair-dos, and have fake sunglasses painted on her face.

Submariner said...

Other than radical Muslim males, the rage in Paris this year is to combine gold lamé, black velvet and a personal wasp swarm.
Mr. Blackwell is not amused.

David Simon said...

"People laugh at me for being a silly old queen, but I'm the one who's laughing today," hissed Karl Lagerfeld. Annoyed fashionistas picked graffiti out of their hair and clothes, while Lagerfeld - his omnipresent fan swishing back and forth - tittered at their misfortune.

Submariner said...

See what happens when you fight the Estee Lauder counter gals when they want to give you a free makeover?

MP Martin said...

In a further attempt to appease the indignant muslims, the New York Times presents a live rendition of the elephant dung splattered Virgin Mary, while still refusing to publish the Danish cartoons.

Mr. Right said...

DRUDGE BREAKING... MUST CREDIT DRUDGE!
Scientists reveal successful(?) cloning of peacock with Marilyn Manson!

Submariner said...

V. - >SNIFF< I just couldn't take you being dissappointed in us again!

Jeannette waltzed in amidst a swarm of flies, yet resplendent in her pilfered gold, mahogany leg, and two eye-patches. Henri realized she was indeed, the smelliest pirate hooker of them all!

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

She's the Bees Knees... apparently.

sonicfrog said...

You'ld be unhappy too if someone made you go out in public wearing that stupid hat.

MP Martin said...

One of the applicants for Goldfinger: The PC Musical, rejected for being too white, is shown here undergoing colorization therapy.

Alex Stockwell said...

And here we see Blue modelling a sassy little outfit from our 101 Dalmations line.