Thursday, February 16, 2006

SISI

1. "So, do you wanna make out?" "No!" "Oh, you are such a liar." "Oh, I so am!"

2. I could probably just copy/paste the Communist Manifesto for a caption here and no one would give a damn.

3. Brokeback Beach was one of the rare sequels that, like Superman II and Aliens, was vastly superior to the original movie.

4. "Would you help me flick some sand out of my bikini bottom... oh, yes! Yes! YES! Oh, yes! Flick that sand! Flick it hard!"

5. ORA --- "Um, Kate, is it true that you can make a big, black stallion appear just by thinking about it, or was Sawyer just yanking our chains?"

6. The remake of Thelma & Louise was one of the rare remakes that was vastly superior to the original.

7. ORA --- "Gee, Hurley. My friend and I were just saying that we would do just about anything for a big tub of ranch dressing... and we do mean, anything."

8. Systems Integration Corp reveal their new corporate logo. Sales increase 93,000% the first year.

9. ORA --- "Nope," said Sayid. "There is no chance of fixing the transmitter... EVER! ... we're just going to be stuck on this island forever, or at least until your boobs start to sag."

10. You know, I could probably just throw a bunch of unfunny Lost references here and no one would give a damn.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Oh, the Bush twins are so ready for us."

Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan always had a dream of being stranded on a desert island...and having long flowing blonde hair.

Best of David Simon
I agree Carmen, the show is sooo much better sans David Hasselhoff.

"I'm sorry, it's just that the thought of Mrs. Clinton with my picture in one hand, and Mr. Thick One is the other is really creeping me out."

Best of Rufus Leaking
The twins, joined at the head, would not survive if separated, could never agree on a hair color

Best of Son Of The Godfather
OK, OK... it's time to upgrade my Ginger/Mary-Anne fantasy.

Show of hands... How many of you pervs moved the mouse pointer over the pic so you could see the little hand icon touch their naughty bits?... Oh right, so you're all gonna just leave me hangin' in mid-air now... great.

"'Scuse me ladies... Where might a lonesome traveler rest his weary head?"

Yo Have the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Isssue to thank for this. Go! Buy many copies. Distribute them in schoolyards and playgrounds. For the children. (Caption This is not responsible for anyone arrested handing out SISI's in schoolyards or playgrounds.) P.S.Has Anyone Seen Prough?

25 comments:

alphie said...

Sorry VtheK, but if you expect anyone to comment on this, you might want to move the 'comments' link so that it's immediately below the picture : )

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh, the Bush twins are so ready for us."

(deja vu)

Rodney Dill said...

This is the way my dreams start, but they always end with something more like Helen Thomas and Andrea Dworkin

Submariner said...

Giggidy, giggidy; giggidy, giggidy... OOOOOOOOOOH!
OK, I feel better, now...

David Simon said...

"Why on earth were you playing with Crazy Glue before our photo shoot?"

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan always had a dream of being stranded on a desert island...and having blonde hair.

David Simon said...

I agree Carmen, the show is sooo much better sans David Hasselhoff.

David Simon said...

"C'mon make love to the camera, baby. Geez, what do I have to do to get you to smile?"

"I'm sorry, it's just that the thought of Mrs. Clinton with my picture in one hand, and Mr. Thick One is the other is really creeping me out."

Rufus Leaking said...

The twins, joined at the head, would not survive if separated, could never agree on a hair color

Rufus Leaking said...

Brunette:

I came out of college with "B's."

Blonde: I got "D's!"

Submariner said...

Rufus Leaking;

Pardon me for correcting you but wouldn't that be "the quartet" vice "the twins?"
Oh, you were talking about the girls, not "the girls?" Then never mind...

divine miss M said...

Mary Fitzellen and Ellen Fitzmary!

Jonathan said...

What Ellen and Rosie look like after 17 Coronas.

T. Harris said...

Girls: "Eeeeeyyyyew, the sand is sticking EVERYWHERE!"

Photographer: "Rest easy girls, we've brought in the best. Colonel T. Harris of the 69th Grit Removal & Disposal Battalion is standing by and ready to move on your command."

Chip said...

"Rub oil on you?"

I am so going to wake up. Crap.

Submariner said...

Everything was going great with the girls until Prough91 walks up and does his best (?) William Hung impression on "Girls Just Want To Have Fun."

jeff said...

The episode of CSI:Miami got off to a great start. Unfortunately, both of them would be dead before three minutes had elapsed.

catbat said...

"um, hel-lo, bambi. you said the rhyme, you did the crime."

Rodney Dill said...

"...and we always support the troops, we just love Colonel Angus!"

('course now Submariner will giggidy giggidy giggidy again)

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK, OK... it's time to upgrade my Ginger/Mary-Anne fantasy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Show of hands... How many of you pervs moved the mouse pointer over the pic so you could see the little hand icon touch their naughty bits?... Oh right, so you're all gonna just leave me hangin' in mid-air now... great.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You keep your 72 burqa'd virgins, I'll take 2 hotties with some mileage.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"'Scuse me ladies... Where might a lonesome traveler rest his weary head?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oh, I get it... The letters read aloud sound like *sigh*... Makes sense now.

Submariner said...

Yes, ladies. As a matter of fact we DO do all our thinking with our "little heads." And that gives me a mind-blowing idea!