Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Real and Spectacular

1. Oh, Ennui! Will you ever lose your grasp of me?

2. Helena's strict parents never let her join in with the other girl's games of Lingerie Touch Football.

3. Oh, look, that creepy Sullivan guy is fisting his beagle again.

4. Hail the size of golf balls. I bet Chris Klein wishes I'd unlock the door and let him back in the house *now*.

5. Look at that Kos guy tear up the weeds in his garden and toss them into the fire. I wonder what sultry underwear model tipped off the DEA this time.

6. Oh, no. Looks like the wind caught Kate Moss again. There she goes.

7. Well, the motorcade is pulling into Dealey Plaza. I guess I better get out the sniper rifle.

8. Ugly naked man is doing jumping jacks... why does that arouse me?

9. If it weren't so entertaining, I'd try to help that poor mailman the pit bull is mauling.

10. This bullet-proof glass is great. Drive-bys don't even phaze me anymore.

Best of The Man .
Here come the Muslim mobs again. I guess shaving the image of Muhammad into my pubic hair was not the best way to express free speech.

Best of David Simon .
Maybe if I undo my top and look pouty and insouciant, no one will notice that I just queefed.
Yeah Andrew, I'm the one who stole your pride week costume. What are you gonna do about it, wussy boy?

Best of Rodney Dill .
"Oh you meant I should hang out IN bars if I want to find a man."

Best of Submariner .
As soon as I figure out how to get out of the Chappaqua "guest room," I'm going public. Moving towards the center my behind...
Andrew Sullivan woke up from his dream realizing he neither pretty nor witty, just gay.

Best of Chevy Rose .
"Oh, to be less beautiful and able to type cute quips on blogs...sigh"

Best of Son Of The Godfather .
"Mom, I don't care if she IS a mannequin, I LOVE HER!"

I could learn to love a girl who's only flaw is the 37 letter word-verification that keeps popping up to enter a clever caption. (What the hell IS a "aplduqqkicnjsyghuskiroskhfutesjajjmnc" anyway?)

Looks like I've found my Czech-mate!

"SOTG Sweety? I was thinking we could stay in all day, make love, watch sci-fi movies and order a pizza for dinner..." The Stepford-Fembot 2.0 software had been perfected.

Best of Van Helsing .
"Heh heh heh. The rollerskate on the stairs works every time."

Best of Chip .
Do the membranes vibrate in ten-dimensional space, or how should I think of the multiverse?

I found this photo on Moonbattery.

29 comments:

Rufus Leaking said...

Hey! Did you notice the chipped fingernail on her left hand?

Me neither.

The Man said...
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Rodney Dill said...

"Hey, life as a Panther cheerleader isn't all its cracked up to be."

The Man said...

Here come the Muslim mobs again. I guess shaving the image of Muhammad into my pubic hair was not the best way to express free speech.

David Simon said...

Maybe if I undo my top and look pouty and insouciant, no one will notice that I just queefed.

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh you meant I should hang out IN bars if I want to find a man."

T. Harris said...

'Sigh' How could things be any worse? Global warming, Islamofascism, rising oil prices, the Iraq war, terrorism. If only T. Harris could be here to comfort me.

T. Harris said...

T. Harris, director of "Caged Fury, Solo Vixens in Heat": "Annndddd...........ACTION!"

David Simon said...

Yeah Andrew, I'm the one who stole your pride week costume. What are you gonna do about it, wussy boy?

jeff said...

Breast implants: $10,000
Collegen lips: $1,500
Personal trainer: $250/wk
Starfish implanted in larynx: $4,000
Prison cell bed: $1,750
Being chosen by V the K: Priceless

Submariner said...

I don't care if that IS a hammer and sickle on her left breast, I volunteer to be her comrade on that piece of furniture!

Submariner said...

Parcheesi? Stratego? Trouble? Really, SOTG, are bored games all you can suggest?

Submariner said...

Oh Sub, I wish I knew how to quit you!

Submariner said...

As soon as I figure out how to get out of the Chappaqua "guest room," I'm going public. Moving towards the center my behind...

Jonathan H said...

"I have to wonder as I look outside this window; is this really a Thursday post on a Wednesday night that didn't show up until Thursday morning; or are the header and post time just wrong?"

Is it just me or does it say Wednesday for this post with a post time of 10:14pm?

Submariner said...

JH, that's what it says.
Not that I can blame VtK - he's probably still nervous over the lies he told the polygraph, and this babe makes it hard for me to read my calendar anyways...

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan woke up to his own voice singing "I feel pretty! I feel pretty! I feel pretty, and witty.."
But he realized the song was wrong; he was only gay.

Rodney Dill said...

Q: So how do I get to take this one home?

A: Take the 'C' out of truck and the 'F' out of way.

Chevy Rose said...

"Oh, to be less beautiful and able to type cute quips on blogs...sigh"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mom, I don't care if she IS a mannequin, I LOVE HER!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well Submariner, that took about 25 seconds... what do you want to do for the rest of the day?"

heh. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

The French Newscaster auditions just keep getting better.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I could learn to love a girl who's only flaw is the 37 letter word-verification that keeps popping up to enter a clever caption.

(What the hell IS a "aplduqqkicnjsyghuskiroskhfutesjajjmnc" anyway?)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like I've found my Czech-mate!

(Damn, can't believe I got that one first! heh)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"SOTG Sweety? I was thinking we could stay in all day, make love, watch sci-fi movies and order a pizza for dinner..." The Stepford-Fembot 2.0 software had been perfected.

Van Helsing said...

"Heh heh heh. The rollerskate on the stairs works every time."

Occasional Reader said...

Police used tear gas and rubber bullets to attempt to turn back the mobs of V the K posters attempting to storm the Czech Embassy in order to get visas.

Chip said...

Do the membranes vibrate in ten-dimensional space, or how should I think of the multiverse?

Rodney Dill said...

Q: So how do I get to take this one home?

A: Take the 'C' out of truck and the 'F' out of way.

(Aw C'mon, you this didn't make you say

Theres no F'in Way

... rimshot)

;)