Saturday, February 04, 2006

No Americana, We're Theming on the SuperBowl

1. "Billy, are you SURE you're not taking steroids?"

2. "Good, now try the slave girl costume. One way or another, Billy, you're going to Neverland!"

3. "Are you happy now, dad? I mean, you're asking mommy for 'a little head,' and now you've got this picture."

4. "Isn't it awesome that NFL Fantasy Camp and NAMBLA Fantasy Camp rented out the same park this year, Uncle Roy?"

5. "Nice garroting, Billy, but you really only need to strangle, not decapitate. Let's try again on Taylor Jacobs."

6. "Crawling inside his hollowed out corpose is your only chance of surviving on Hoth outside the Rebel Base."

7. "Dammit K don't you have any frakkin' idea how much that hurts!"

8. "Next, take my picture behind the "Maude" cutout. Damn, Dad, I love the Bea Arthur Museum."

9. "It's not workin', pops. I'd still rather play with dolls. Can we go see Brokeback Mountain now ple-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-a-s-e?"

10. "Wow... I feel like a graphic depiction of the disparity between Donovan McNabb's hype and his actual talent."

Fairly used in accordance with copyright blah-blah... the WaPo thought this was one of the best pictures of 2005.

12 comments:

bad-d-d-dude said...

Washington Redskins RB Clinton Portis, one year after the NFL steriod crackdown, tried to come back but found he no longer possessed the skill level necessary to compete. Nonetheless, Portis insisted that he never really gained any advantage from steroid use.

Six Degrees of Blondness said...

"Fi-ga-ro! Fi-ga-ro! FIGARo,FIGAro,FIGaro,FIgaro,F..."

Rodney Dill said...

Naw I don't think he's a real witchdoctor.

divine miss M said...

"...So the mermaid makes me famous and rich beyond my wildest dreams, right? And I'm thinkin', what else does a guy need when he has all that? But I still got one more wish, so I says to the mermaid, 'All right, since a @#$%'s clearly out of the question, how about a little head, instead?'"

sonicfrog said...

"... but the frosted side really brings out the kid in me..."

Shayne said...

Times up, Conan. Put away the outfit and get back to the show.

Submariner said...

Danger, Will Robinson!

Submariner said...

ORA:

Henry Winkler helps Adam Sandler get over his fear of Redskins...

Submariner said...

Gundans, power up! Attack!

Submariner said...

Thanks for the pic, Uncle Sean, but I didn't exactly mean this when I asked how to get into the pants of a linebacker...

Citizen Grim said...

Yes! As an Eagles fan, I wholly support caption #10

I think I'm one of the 2% of Philly fans who actually agreed with Rush on ESPN a few years back...

T. Harris said...

Hmmm, you look so different without your helmet on, Mr. Arrington.