1. In Europe, instead of wholesome Americana, they get weird, Felliniesque crap like this.2. "I can't believe all of us came dressed as Dan Rather's ego."
3. And then Blogger's server collapsed under the weight of Andrew Sullivan captions, which was ironic because Sully is a notorious bare-backer.
4. On the other hand, does anything say 'Europe' better than a bunch of cartoon characters with completely empty thought balloons?
5. Yoko Ono's rendition of 'Imagine' caused many spectators heads to explode.
6. The adult in me rolls his eyes at the sight of frosted Euro-trash with big balloon heads, but the kid in me thinks 'cool BB gun targets.'
7. John Kerry's attempt to escape The Island is once again foiled by Rover.
8. Olympic Opening Ceremony or lost episode of Twin Peaks, you be the judge."
9. The Euros tried to psyche out the Americans by showing their massive and superior intellects, but the Yanks knew they were just a bunch of airheads.
10. It was supposed to be a tribute to '99 Red Balloons,' but the color was changed for fear of offending Islam somehow.
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Though many doubt the prospect of success, rehearsal continues on Andrew Lloyd Weber's new musical "Balloons".
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The arrival of Hellraiser's Pinhead sort of deflated the decorum of the festivities.
DRUDGEBREAKING: A South Korean scientist today announced that Howie Mandel has been cloned enmass. developing...
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"So we float when we jump, right? Right? RIGHTTTTTWRONGGGGGGGG"
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The Raelians unveil their new vestments.
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Yeah, my trainer gave me shots, too. He swears it's just vitamins. All natural. I'll pass that urine test. Noooo problem.
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The Amish were astonished that they could relieve the building pressure by er, um, ah, handling their ah, problem for a few minutes...
This is most certainly NOT the "Naked News," though the cup size might be right for that one Danish blond...
From Breitbart on a tip from El Hombre.
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"Up, up and awaa-ay
In my beautiful, my beautiful
Balllloooon!"
DRUDGEBREAKING: Proctor and Gamble is test marketing their new Condoms for dickhead's product. Moveon.org took the entire first shipments. Lawyers and politicians are considered the premier target market.
"Where ya headed?"
"Anywhere but, Chocolate City."
I think we avoid having to jump out of the buildings in the first place.
"It's a bit much Andrew. I think I'll be much happier with the pillbox and veil number. You do take American Express, don't you?"
Though many doubt the prospect of success, rehearsal continues on Andrew Lloyd Weber's new musical "Balloons".
"If I don't get a whopper raise, OSHA is going to hear about this."
"Like I told you Enzo, we said goodbye to the last bastion of sanity when the United States lost its executive seat on the IOC."
Scientists are stunned to find that a new trait has evolved in spermatozoa, where the sperm not only looks human, but can expand to three times its normal size, giving them the ability to stretch and break any condom intended to stop them from achieving their goal, fertilizing the egg.
Look everyone, it's the Al Gore clones!
The pigeons of St. Peter's Basilica amuse themselves with an impromptu late night bombing raid on Turino.
10. It was supposed to be a tribute to '99 Red Balloons,' but the color was changed for fear of offending Islam somehow.
Either that, or the producers were afraid that it would inspire a middle-aged Nina to flash her armpits again.
The arrival of Hellraiser's Pinhead sort of deflated the decorum of the festivities.
Harvard students go for a walk...
"All the local Taco Bell customers couldn't believe the result of taking GasEx today."
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"So we float when we jump, right? Right? RIGHTTTTTWRONGGGGGGGG"
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"I feel lighter since starting those Miracle diet pills, and I'm 4 sizes smaller in the waist."
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"They all know we inhaled, don't they?"
The Raelians unveil their new vestments.
"Run, run, before that woman on a tricycle captures another one of us."
Yeah, my trainer gave me shots, too. He swears it's just vitamins.
All natural. I'll pass that urine test. Noooo problem.
I wonder what happened to my box of rubbers.
New European eco-suits to protect the environment from flatuent gasses.
DRUDGEBREAKING: A South Korean scientist today announced that Howie Mandel has been cloned enmass. developing...
on the coolness scale, those are rated somewhere between the rollerblading fiery jetpack men and the wiggly dancing alpine trees.
The Amish were astonished that they could relieve the building pressure by er, um, ah, handling their ah, problem for a few minutes...
I HATE this Q version of "Pop Goes the Weasel."
Looks like some folks from the Krewe de Vieux parade in the French Quarter on Saturday night...
This is most certainly NOT the "Naked News," though the cup size might be right for that one Danish blond...
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