1. Suddenly, I'm craving a watermelon-flavored lollipop.
2. I hope the chick in black isn't frigid, or else the other chick's tongue is going to get stuck there.
3. <ORA> --- Following Professor E.C. Buehler's advice, the girls used plenty of lip and tongue action. And the result was pleasing.
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a smelly pirate hooker? Let's find out.
5. "Oh, Carmen. I hope I never figure out how to quit you."
6. "You've got a little spot right there. Let me see if I can get it."
7. "I forget, which Clinton are we working for? Oh, who cares, just lick me some more."
8. "Oh, yes! Let me break out my Howard Dean Action Figure with Nipple-Pinching Action!"
9. "We decided to pass on the erotic cat-fight in favor of an erotic cat-bath."
10. "Thanks for trying, Carmen, but to really fulfill my fantasies would take a midget accordion player, a bare-assed soccer player, an elephant with a motorcycle, an effeminate communist skate-queen, a Mexican landscaper, and a couple of anorexic child-stars."
Giggiddy: 1: A word used when something hot or sexy has been done or said, originated by the Family Guy character Quagmire. 2: also when anything happens that is so good you just about get an erection(or would if you had a penis....)
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Don't let 'em get too close to a space heater, or those bolt-ons will melt!
"They're real, and they're spect... oh, who am I trying to BS? They're as plastic as Barbie's!"
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Stamps!... Must... Have... Stamps!
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DRUDGE BREAKING: Boobs Not Bombs announced a new membership drive today. The campaign has been titled "We may not be able to lick the enemy, but we can lick each other!" Male membership is reported to have increased 3792% between 9 and 11 am est. DEVELOPING...
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Kim Bauer has contributed very little to the CTU team, but her lesbo antics seem to be a big hit at the office parties.
Greetings from The Silicon Valley
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Oh Carmen, your nipple's about to pop out! Here, let me help...
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Just another day in the booth with Howard Stern.
Double your pleasure,double your fun, with two smelly pirate hookers, for the price of one.
There's a whole bunch more of these. Don't thank me, thank fizzix.