1. Now, this is a cry for help if I ever saw one. 2. "I said they're not dolls, they're action figures. Screw you guys, I'm going home."
3. Ken and his new friend, Blaine, discuss whether the safety word should be "Oberammergaueralpenkräuterdelikatessenfrühstückskäse" or "Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitaenskajuetenschluesselloch."
4. As many of us suspected, Pat Buchanan did, in fact, play with dolls as a child.
5. The botox injections have really taken their toll on Kerry and Pelosi.
6. "Damm, Prince Harry, ich wünsche daß ich konnte dich quitten."
7. Gallant raises his glass and toasts the Fatherland. Goofus makes crude jokes about gay cowboy movies.
8. You know you're jaded when your search for internet kink leads you to this.
9. You know what they say, the difference between a straight Nazi and a gay Nazi is four shots of Jagermeister.
10. "Happy Valentine's Day, Klaus. Are you ready for the Battle of My Bulge." "Ach, more like two minutes of blitzkrieg followed by all quiet on the western front."
Best of Jonathan H
"Dear Ken and Blaine,
Last night with both of you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work..
I love both of you madly,- Adolf."
Best of Cybrludite
Five minutes after this was posted, France surrendered. (Again)
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Hogan's Heroes: Klink Goes Brokeback"
Best of Submariner
Klaus! Is that the Iron Cross in your lederhosen, or are you just happy to see me?
Nothin' nothin' Just kicking back, havin' a Reisling, plannin' a blitzkrieg. You?
"F Troop" An Ed Wood remake.
Best of Divine miss M
Das ist Wilhelm Fitzjurgen and Jurgen Fitzwilhelm!
Best of David Simon
"Hurry up and down that champagne, Klaus. We were supposed to meet Dieter and Hans at the leather bar an hour ago."
Ziegfried, get your bloody jackboot off Helga's new chair. Have you no manners?"
Best of Rodney Dill
The Klaus Barbie Collection
Best of Van Helsing
Nice to know the Prussian Blue kids have toys to play with.
Original source here. Hat tip to Zorkmidden at Discarded Lies.
31 comments:
ORA (I changed the names of course)
"Dear Ken and Blaine,
Last night with both of you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work..
I love both of you madly,
Adolf."
Five minutes after this was posted, France surrendered. (Again)
Hmmn, Deli-type breakfast with herbed cheese or the widow of a Danube Steamship Company captain? The important question here, Blaine, is how I can say either with a ball-gag in my mouth.
"Hogan's Heroes: Klink Goes Brokeback"
Looking over the last three posts, I seem to have inadvertantly stumbled into a couple's theme, just in time for Valentine's Day. It wasn't deliberate, but now I have to check the stockpile and see if I can keep it going.
Imitierten Nazis emulieren hat gebrochen hinteren berg in Paris Café.
Klaus! Is that the Iron Cross in your lederhosen, or are you just happy to see me?
What are you staring at, schweingesicht?
Das ist Wilhelm Fitzjurgen and Jurgen Fitzwilhelm!
Gene loves Jezebel and their Fatherland.
C'mon, Heinie - let's play "Operation Overlord;" you attack my Guadalcanal and re-enact the Bombing of Dresden?
Nothin' nothin' Just kicking back, havin' a Reisling, plannin' a blitzkrieg. You?
"Hurry up and down that champagne, Klaus. We were supposed to meet Dieter and Hans at the leather bar an hour ago."
Ziegfried, get your bloody jackboot off Helga's new chair. Have you no manners?"
Here, Dieter and Klaus are shown relaxing in the Heinrich Himler cafe; just one of many specialty themed Blue Oyster "meeting rooms" available for your pleasure (at a slight charge).
"Shall we dance?"
"Oh Wilhelm, I'd goosestep with you anytime."
the Klaus Barbie Collection
It turned ugly at the Bent cast party last night when Ian McKellan got a little too "method" with one of the extras.
The Ken doll was replace with these in Lamb and Lynx Gaede's Barbie collection.
Brokeback Nazi, a new film by Ang Lee.
Andew Sullivan's family tree during the 1930's and 40's looks something like this.
Jesse Jackson was offended; "Where are all the people of color? Where are the gays? Where are those of non-Arian hue? Wher.... gurgle"
>Crack!< >Crack!< >Crack!<
Nice to know the Prussian Blue kids have toys to play with.
"F Troop"
An Ed Wood remake.
Ok, Rodney Dill wins.
White House press corpse impression of Dick Cheney's recreational activities.
and yes, I spelled it that way intentionally...
Ok, Rodney Dill wins.
Sorry for the double (or more) posting. The comments are wonky tonight.
"A toast to the Fuer.... Hold it, Hans you IDIOT! Are you trying to get us sent to the Eastern Front? Mein Gott, open that bottle and pour, SCHNELL."
cybrludite, thanks for the endorsement, I'm surprised noone else remembered the "Barbie Museum" from the Movie RAT RACE, at least that's what made me think of it.
John F'n Kerry and John "Silkie Pony" Edwards take a new tact in preparing for the '08 campaign trail.
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