1. Now, this is a cry for help if I ever saw one.
2. "I said they're not dolls, they're action figures. Screw you guys, I'm going home."
3. Ken and his new friend, Blaine, discuss whether the safety word should be "Oberammergaueralpenkräuterdelikatessenfrühstückskäse" or "Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitaenskajuetenschluesselloch."
4. As many of us suspected, Pat Buchanan did, in fact, play with dolls as a child.
5. The botox injections have really taken their toll on Kerry and Pelosi.
6. "Damm, Prince Harry, ich wünsche daß ich konnte dich quitten."
7. Gallant raises his glass and toasts the Fatherland. Goofus makes crude jokes about gay cowboy movies.
8. You know you're jaded when your search for internet kink leads you to this.
9. You know what they say, the difference between a straight Nazi and a gay Nazi is four shots of Jagermeister.
10. "Happy Valentine's Day, Klaus. Are you ready for the Battle of My Bulge." "Ach, more like two minutes of blitzkrieg followed by all quiet on the western front."
Best of Jonathan H
"Dear Ken and Blaine,
Last night with both of you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work..
I love both of you madly,- Adolf."
Best of Cybrludite
Five minutes after this was posted, France surrendered. (Again)
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Hogan's Heroes: Klink Goes Brokeback"
Best of Submariner
Klaus! Is that the Iron Cross in your lederhosen, or are you just happy to see me?
Nothin' nothin' Just kicking back, havin' a Reisling, plannin' a blitzkrieg. You?
"F Troop" An Ed Wood remake.
Best of Divine miss M
Das ist Wilhelm Fitzjurgen and Jurgen Fitzwilhelm!
Best of David Simon
"Hurry up and down that champagne, Klaus. We were supposed to meet Dieter and Hans at the leather bar an hour ago."
Ziegfried, get your bloody jackboot off Helga's new chair. Have you no manners?"
Best of Rodney Dill
The Klaus Barbie Collection
Best of Van Helsing
Nice to know the Prussian Blue kids have toys to play with.
Original source here. Hat tip to Zorkmidden at Discarded Lies.