Friday, February 24, 2006

Animal Hygiene Friday Continues on Cap This!

1. When Madonna announced a visit to Enumclaw, the locals had to be prepared for anything.

2. Jane Fonda's dental hygiene fetish was tame compared to Ted Turner's bison-enema fetish.

3. Historians have mostly overlooked Annie Oakley's Obssessive-Compulsive Disorder.

4. "Thanks for the cleaning, but would please get your frakkin' dildo off my head."

5. It started with making out with the cat. From there, it just got worse.

6. And once they had finished their immaculate preparations, they completed their suicide pact by engaging a group of Lakota Sioux to drive them over a cliff.

7. The next day, PETA burned down her house for engaging in animal testing.

8. ORA --- "I'm your number one fan!"

Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan grew up knowing his mother loved the bison more.

Best of Mr. Right
Dr. McCoy attempts to obtain a saliva sample from Mr. Chekov after a strange virus causes the crew to begin mutating into a herd of bison in the never released "Star Trek IV 1/2: The Voyage Home on the Range."

Best of T. Harris
Andrew Sullivan found this pic mysteriously amongst his rolls of vaction film. "Damn the luck," lamented Sullivan, "usually these type of pranksters have the tooth brush shoved up their ass."

Best of Lyn
Ted Turner's Montana Grill uses only the most hygenic of buffalo - and that's no bull.

Best of sonicfrog
Cindy Sheehan has become such a diva, she has now hired someone to brush her teeth for her!

Best of Submariner
sonicfrog - I'm not sure or anything, but I don't think the buffalo will take offense. Once. But I wouldn't insult him that bad again if I were you!

In America, even bison have dental plan! What a country...

Best of Alex Stockwell
I don't know why Henry's complaining, he never comes near this end!

Best of Dusty
We gotta freshen our breath because Grandma and her cat are coming to visit!

Best of WALSTIB
Ever notice how pet owners start to look like their pets? I'm just sayin'.


Borrowed from the Clinton News Network, on a tip from Divine Miss M.

17 comments:

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan grew up knowing his mother loved the bison more.

Mr. Right said...

Dr. McCoy attempts to obtain a saliva sample from Mr. Chekov after a strange virus causes the crew to begin mutating into a herd of bison in the never released "Star Trek IV 1/2: The Voyage Home on the Range."

andthenblammo! said...

"I know it looks goofy, but Frank Zappa has the dental floss crop sewed up in this state, so what the hell else was I supposed to do?"

T. Harris said...

Andrew Sullivan found this pic mysteriously amongst his rolls of vaction film. "Damn the luck," lamented Sullivan, "usually these type of pranksters have the tooth brush shoved up their ass."

Lyn said...

Ted Turner's Montana Grill uses only the most hygenic of buffalo - and that's no bull.

Lyn said...

You sure this doesn't make me look like Hitler?

Lyn said...

Oh, you got some buffalo chips stuck in your teeth. Gross.

Lyn said...

Do it to my one more time.

sonicfrog said...

Cindy Sheehan has become such a diva, she has now hired someone to brush her teeth for her!

(OK, that was just mean!)

Submariner said...

sonicfrog - I'm not sure or anything, but I don't think the buffalo will take offense. Once. But I wouldn't insult him that bad again if I were you!

Submariner said...

In America, even bison have dental plan! What a country...

Submariner said...

Cindy spent 2 and a half hours trying to get Rev'r'nd Al cleaned up for Hannity and Colmes. She only stopped the real Al walked up and asked "What're you doing to that buffalo?"

Submariner said...

Senator Mikulski always tried to be courteous to her gentlemen callers...

Alex Stockwell said...

I don't know why Henry's complaining, he never comes near this end!

Van Helsing said...

You can't blame her for wanting to freshen up the bison's breath before starting up with the kissing. Let's hope for the bison's sake she brushed her own teeth too.

Dusty said...

We gotta freshen out breath because Grandma and her cat are coming to visit!

Anonymous said...

Ever notice how pet owners start to look like their pets? I'm just sayin'.
-WALSTIB