Monday, January 30, 2006

Y Tu Moonbat Tambien

1. "No... I'm with stupid."

2. "Oh, Hugo, you arranged to have some dissidents crushed just for me? You sweetie! That's just what Castro did when we were dating."

3. Mother Moonbat gives Brokeback Mountain an enthusiastic Thumbs Up! Chavez daydreams of a Jake-and-Hugo-sandwich-on-hot-buttered-Heath.

4. After seeing Brokeback Mountain, mother Moonbat went lesbo and a wrote a children's book about the experience: The B*tch in the D*tch Makes the Sw*tch.

5. Chavez's earwig moons the running dogs of the yankee imperialist press.

6. "Speaking of running dogs, a little jogging might help with those thighs, Mother Sheehan."

7. "I thought a prolonged session of prostate massage with Jesse Jackson would cure my thumbsucking, but it only got worse."

8. The Bush Administration finally figured out what to do about Hugo Chavez: Beam him down on an away mission with Kirk, Spock, and McCoy.

9. Mother Moonbat gives an enthusiastic thumbs up to "only the best freakin' tater tots ever!"

10. "He fought bravely, I say spare this gladiator. What say you, Emperor Chavez?"

Best of sonicfrog
"God. Hugo. I love you so much... I have spinach in my teeth, don't I".

Best of jeff
Cindy Sheehan demonstrates that she's so incompetent that she can't even make a proper "hand" gun...

Best of Van Helsing
"Hugo says what he likes about me is I'm all thumbs. I shove it right up there and he yips in ecstasy."

Best of Mr. Right
Oh, Hugo! That shirt looks simply smashing on you... but shouldn't the hammer and sickle go in the front?

"That smile needs to be a little wider, Ms. Sheehan... here, let me help!"

Best of bad-d-d-dude
“Cindy ‘The Assassin’ Sheehan signals 'all systems go' to her secret accomplice, Pat Robertson, as President Chavez looks on—unaware that he is about to be literally whined into oblivion.”

Cindy Sheehan, thinking she had been introduced to Victor Hugo, gives a big thumbs up as she explains to President Chavez how she loved reading "Les Miserables" in college. President Chavez, resigned to the use of hearing aids as age and occupation catch up with him, smiles at the irony--he thought he was going to be visited by Charlie Sheen.

Best of Submariner
Cindy lets the crowd of tens (reporters) know that Hugo has agreed to write a new endorsement for her book cover.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Uh, chu are veerrry nize, Zindy, but I'm afraid I still ruv Rucy!"

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cindy is about to demonstrate the 'Peace Mom Prostate Massage' technique!"

Best of WALSTIB
Hugo: Thank goodness I found some gum to stuff in my ears to muffle the noise from that b*tch's mouth.

Cindy: I asked one of Hugo's guards to pull my finger and he pulled the farkin' thing clear off!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
When the motherships finally descended, Cindy welcomed the alien lizards to our planet without once questioning their motives.
Hat tip: Moonbattery. Originally from: Yahoo News/Ass-Press.

27 comments:

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

"God. Hugo. I love you so much... I have spinach in my teeth, don't I".

jeff said...

Cindy Sheehan demonstrates that she's so incompetent that she can't even make a proper "hand" gun...

jeff said...

Cindy responds to questions on the size of her partner's member with her index finger.

Van Helsing said...

"Hugo says what he likes about me is I'm all thumbs. I shove it right up there and he yips in ecstasy."

Rodney Dill said...

Cindy: "No that's not a banana in his pocket, and he is happy to see me."

Mr. Right said...

Oh, Hugo! That shirt looks simply smashing on you... but shouldn't the hammer and sickle go in the front?


[Sorry, I couldn't resist - they keep wearing RED, damnit!]

Mr. Right said...

"That smile needs to be a little wider, Ms. Sheehan... here, let me help!"

bad-d-d-dude said...

"WE HAVE NO KING BUT CAESAR!"

Mr. Right said...

Batman knew it meant real trouble whenever The Joker and The Penguin got together...

Mr. Right said...

The intercranial tinfoil layer seen leaking out of President Chavez's left ear was no defense against the Rovian Mind-Ray, visible in the background of this specially enhanced photo, courtesy of NASA.

bad-d-d-dude said...

“Cindy ‘The Assassin’ Sheehan signals 'all systems go' to her secret accomplice, Pat Robertson, as President Chavez looks on—unaware that he is about to be literally whined into oblivion.”

bad-d-d-dude said...

Never particularly adept at subjects like geography, auto industry history or spelling (for that matter), Cindy Sheehan smiles hoping that she will be driving home from Venuzuela--a new Hugo.

bad-d-d-dude said...

Cindy Sheehan, thinking she had been introduced to Victor Hugo, gives a big thumbs up as she explains to President Chavez how she loved reading "Les Miserables" in college. President Chavez, resigned to the use of hearing aids as age and occupation catch up with him, smiles at the irony--he thought he was going to be visited by Charlie Sheen.

Submariner said...

Cindy Sheehan answers Helen Thomas' question "Are you a publicity whore?"

Submariner said...

Cindy - Enquiring minds want to know: will Jesse be joining you and Hugo for a coke-fest, three-way?

Submariner said...

Cindy pulls an inside joke on Hugo, having him recreate the "hair gel" scene from "Something About Mary" for their press conference.

Submariner said...

Cindy lets the crowd of tens (reporters) know that Hugo has agreed to write a new endorsement for her book cover.

andthenblammo! said...

"Uh, chu are veerrry nize, Zindy, but I'm afraid I still ruv Rucy!"

Jonathan said...

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cindy is about to demonstrate the 'Peace Mom Prostate Massage' technique!"

bad-d-d-dude said...

Please, Mr. Pat Robertson, uncle, I give, I give, I would rather die a slow and painful death at the hands of one of the 700 Club's many trained assassins than hear this woman prattle on endlessly with her mindless blather on matters foreign and domestic.

Anonymous said...

Hugo: Thank goodness I found some gum to stuff in my ears to muffle the noise from that b*tch's mouth.

Cindy: I asked one of Hugo's guards to pull my finger and he pulled the farkin' thing clear off!

-WALSTIB

Submariner said...

Yepper! I done masturbated the end right off my finger, but I don't need glasses yet, do I Jesse?

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA: Anyone remember "V"?:
When the motherships finally descended, Cindy welcomed the alien lizards to our planet without once questioning their motives.

Son Of The Godfather said...

We all grieve in our own way.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sun Tzu - The Art of Warts:
"The enema of my enema is my fiend."

Submariner said...

PMS - And speaking of enemas, can I interest you in a voyage up the Hershey Highway, Hugo?

SOTG - loved the V cap - absolutely perfect ref.