Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Ugh, I Wish They Really Did Only Come Out at Night

1. "Heterosexuality is a disease, I am the cure!"

2. "So, how many protests have you been to?" Clop! Clop! Clop! Clop!

3. "Damn, Velma. Not only does the light filter perfectly through your ears, but your cranium acts as a telephoto lens."

4. "So, how many fatal fires have you set this year?" Clop! Clop! Clop! Clop!

5. I sure hope those red straps must have a tensile strength approaching titanium alloy.

6. It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your moonbat is? Do you care?

7. "My head is a protected Tele-Tubby spawning area."

8. Tinfoil ear-muffs not only shield against Karl Rove's mind control beam, they also pick up Radio Pacifica.

9. The gene pool could definitely use some chlorine, unfortunately, she used it all on her hair.

10. The ultimate, all-purpose, 'Before' picture.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Thank god she didn't join the Boobs, not bombs protest

Best of Prough91
I give up. Are the straps to keep her boobs up or her belly in?

Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan found out he could protest and still make the 9pm showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Does this sign make me look stupid?

Best of Mr. Right
Maybe it's just my imagination, but even its own hair seems to be screaming, "SHUT UP!"

Janeane Garofalo kicks back with her homies after finishing her shift at Air America.


Best of Occasional Reader
"The medium is the message", Figure 1

Best of Right Wing Animator
She reminds me of my friend's Plague Marine from Warhammer 40k, she's about as ugly and bloated as him anyway..

Best of Cybrludite's Reruns
"I am the very model of a trendy faux bisexual/I dress in black to show that I'm a tortured intellectual/My piercings have gone septic but at least I'm not respectable/I think that labels stink and that Nutella is delectable ..."

Best of Cybrludite
Friends don't let friends shop at Hot Topic!

Best of Van Helsing
I do not want to be present when those straps give way.

Best of Sonic Frog
Rainbow Brite's less known sister, Darkly Dumb.

Little Miss Muffet, twenty years and many helpings of curd and whey latter.

Best of Submariner
You think this is harsh? You should see me in my day-job. I'm a Land's End® Customer Service Rep...

Photo From Zombie

28 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Amazingly enough, if her parents had only complied with that, I'd feel much better right now.

Rodney Dill said...

"Kenneth! I have the frequency!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Thank god she didn't join the Boobs, not bombs protest

Prough91 said...

Being a heterosexual male, I thank God that she's off the market.

I give up. Are the straps to keep her boobs up or her belly in?

Prough91 said...

he he, Rodney cracks me up. ecspecially his first one.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan found out he could protest and still make the 9pm showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yippie.

Mr. Right said...

Maybe it's just my imagination, but even its own hair seems to be screaming, "SHUT UP!"

Mr. Right said...

Janeane Garofalo kicks back with her homies after finishing her shift at Air America.

The Man said...

Does this sign make me look stupid?

Occasional Reader said...

"The medium is the message", figure 1

Right Wing Animator said...

She reminds me of my friend's Plague Marine from Warhammer 40k, she's about as ugly and bloated as him anyway..

Lyn said...

That'll end the population explosion.

Rufus Leaking said...

Do ya think the curtains match the carpet?

Cybrludite said...

Prough,

The answer to your question re: gut vs. boobage is "yes". (And as far as corset sluts go, she's not that bad looking.)

Cybrludite said...

(Is it plagirism to steal your own captions?)

"I am the very model of a trendy faux bisexual/I dress in black to show that I'm a tortured intellectual/My piercings have gone septic but at least I'm not respectable/I think that labels stink and that Nutella is delectable ..."

Cybrludite said...

Friends don't let friends shop at Hot Topic!

Submariner said...

Overweight, easily led, gay-loving, probably a dope-smoker, and definitely would-a-been a draft dodger if male. This chick is in danger if Bill Clinton sees her!

Cybrludite said...

(Obscure webcomic alert!)

At least there's something positive about her outfit...

(If you're confused, check their store...)

Van Helsing said...

I do not want to be present when those straps give way.

sonicfrog said...

X-Men Storm's less known, much less powerful sister, Mudslide.

sonicfrog said...

Rainbow Brite's less known sister, Darkly Dumb.

sonicfrog said...

Little Miss Muffet, twenty years and many helpings of curd and whey latter.

Submariners said...

Just curious - does "Strike at the Source" imply we should lobotomize homosexuals?

Submariner said...

Jill! How many times do I have to tell you not to take pictures in the apartment windows? Now I have to discipline you agains. Get the electrodes...

Submariner said...

you think this is harsh? You should see me in my day-job. I'm a Land's End® Customer Service Rep...

Submariner said...

Daphne! If Freddy only knew... but then, of course he doesn't. This changes everything between us, doesn't it?

Mr. Right said...

HEY! THESE ARE MINE, NOT THE MAN'S! I WANT CREDIT!!!

"Maybe it's just my imagination, but even its own hair seems to be screaming, "SHUT UP!"

Janeane Garofalo kicks back with her homies after finishing her shift at Air America."

Sincerely,
Mr. Right

Cricket said...

Wonder what Pat Robertson will say about this new teletubby threat.