Monday, January 30, 2006

Tonight on Sick, Twisted Caption-Bait Theatre...

1. Another tragic victim of Juvenile-Onset Man-Hands.

2. "Yer my favorite sister-cousin."

3. Dude... my hands are, like... huge!"

4. Heather has two mommies... and the best freakin' Sleepovers ever!

5. "Do not refer our home as 'The Crib,'" Prussian Blue admonished the reporter. "That's Mud-People Talk."

6. "No, Mr. Polanski, we're fine... just like the other 83 times you checked in on us. Now, would you please just let us get some sleep?"

7. In order to sell the All-New Brady Bunch to the jaded, O.C.-demographic, the producers gave Jan and Marcia a secret, forbidden love.

8. Ellen DeGeneres would never forget her first sleepover.

9."Awwwww, c'mon dad. You can't shut us down now. Our webcam was getting 40,000,000 hits a week."

10. Guests of Camille Paglia's Summer Camp for Young Supple Girls will learn the joys of female bonding over cigars and lots of posters of Christina Aguilera.

Photo legally and fairly used for non-commercial editorial and satirical purposes from: Madalyn Ruggiero / Special to the Detroit News. Hat tip: Divine Miss M. Standard Disclaimer (sidebar) appplies.

12 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Like maybe we should've worn gloves when we applied that breast enlargement cream."

Submariner said...

Just WHO do you think you're gonna satisfy with THAT?

Submariner said...

Orange hair and jack-o-lantern nightshirt? You have got to be kidding!

Submariner said...

Oh Ellen, that's not what "bi-lingual" means!

Chevy Rose said...

(fortunately, the camera didn't reveal the size 13 feet of the Cyclop child).

Submariner said...

Daddy, you're so silly; that would be a monopod, not a tripod...

Mr. Right said...

Dream on, Billy... there's NO WAY we're showing you ours when all you've got to show us is THAT!

jeff said...

Inpsired by their heroine Britney, the girls laugh at the funny feelings they got while imitating Britney and Madonna at the MTV Awards...

Cybrludite said...

Notice how the CT folks avoid this one like the plauge to stay off of the sex offender lists.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Can't leave a "niner":
Take that wall of pictures in the back, add a table with some candles and a severed human hand, throw in some blacklights, and you have a pretty fair representation of Submariner's basement. ;)

Submariner said...

SOTG - oh no you didn't! That was my "rec room" and see if I invite you over for Cthulu-day again! heh heh

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sub - Y'Gioth Soth En'Gtyath! heh