1. Another tragic victim of Juvenile-Onset Man-Hands.
2. "Yer my favorite sister-cousin."
3. Dude... my hands are, like... huge!"
4. Heather has two mommies... and the best freakin' Sleepovers ever!
5. "Do not refer our home as 'The Crib,'" Prussian Blue admonished the reporter. "That's Mud-People Talk."
6. "No, Mr. Polanski, we're fine... just like the other 83 times you checked in on us. Now, would you please just let us get some sleep?"
7. In order to sell the All-New Brady Bunch to the jaded, O.C.-demographic, the producers gave Jan and Marcia a secret, forbidden love.
8. Ellen DeGeneres would never forget her first sleepover.
9."Awwwww, c'mon dad. You can't shut us down now. Our webcam was getting 40,000,000 hits a week."
10. Guests of Camille Paglia's Summer Camp for Young Supple Girls will learn the joys of female bonding over cigars and lots of posters of Christina Aguilera.
Photo legally and fairly used for non-commercial editorial and satirical purposes from: Madalyn Ruggiero / Special to the Detroit News. Hat tip: Divine Miss M. Standard Disclaimer (sidebar) appplies.