Monday, January 30, 2006

Stormtrooper... Riding on the Metro-o-o-o-o-o



1. "Dammit, why do I always fall for that? I knew those were the droids I was looking for."

2. ORA --- "Oh, crap, it's John Rocker. I hope he doesn't sit next to me."

3. "If a squad of us took on a squad of Star Fleet red shirts, would anyone survive?" --- Stormtrooper Koan

4. "Yes, I have five dollars for each of you rebel scum."

5. "Why am I the only one wearing pants?"

6. "Hey, what's Billy Crystal doing to that old woman?"



7. "Damn vending machine's out of crack again. Stupid Bloomberg!"

8. "Let's see, should I get 'ribbed for her pleasure' or 'glow-in-the-dark..." when a scifi geek goes on a blind date, hope once again triumphs over experience.

9. "Hey, Floating Specter of Death, do you mind backing off while I put in my PIN number?"

10. "Crap. None of my captions made the 'Best of' list."

11. "So, the weekend train to the Dark Side doesn't run after 9:00 pm. I'm hosed."

Best of Rufus Leaking
You know, its not that you can't, but you shouldn't fart in a space suit. . .

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Berkeley Subway Station. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

"What the hell good is a Stormtrooper without his blaster?... G*ddamned Homeland Security!"

George Lucas would later sue Denmark for posting images he thought ridiculed the Empire.

Best of lawhawk
Damnit. I hate getting stuck in the ass-end of space, but this place sucks even worse.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Cripes, dang muggers took my blaster again, and the HHGTTG said this place was, "Mostly Harmless"

You invade the earth with the Storm Troopers you have, not the Storm Troopers you may want or wish to have at a later time.

Best of Submariner
Having my blaster confiscated sucks, but getting permanently rid of that inflated scrotum guy? Sooooooooo worth it!

Following the Vogon's poetry reading in the transport tube, nobody was totally sure whether the trooper was only catatonic, or dead.

Things always got a bit looser on "Casual Friday's" in the Three Mile Island, Nuclear Plant's reactor controls room...

Best of John
"Meet us on the subway," they said. "Wear your Storm Trooper costume," they said. Damn 10th graders.


This guy put it on his website, so he was basically asking for it. Hat tip to Evariste at Discarded Lies: IMHO, the best community blog EVER!

31 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

(#1 and #10 are great)



"Why does everyone keep calling me Snuppy?

Submariner said...

Top pic ORA:

Sergeant Asshole takes the "tube" from the Operations Center to see "Big Helmet."

Rufus Leaking said...

You know, its not that you can't, but you shouldn't fart in a space suit. . .

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dang! Ma told me not to buy my vehicle from that used AT-AT dealer!"

(I loved #1, #3, and #9... Give yourself a big ol' spoonfull of "Best Of", V!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Berkeley Subway Station. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Submariner said...

V. - In Case You Missed It on SI has a couple good ones - I particularly liked 3, 9 and 12

Son Of The Godfather said...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, even the most advanced armor plating can be circumvented with well-placed shots to the knees, elbows, or groin.

(howdy Sub, amigo!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"What the hell good is a Stormtrooper without his blaster?... G*ddamned Homeland Security!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

George Lucas would later sue Denmark for posting images he thought ridiculed the Empire.

Son Of The Godfather said...

2nd pic: "Cherry... CHERRY!... Ahhhh dang... Lemon."

Submariner said...

Bottom Pic:

Exact credits only? Damn! "Uh, Emperor? Can you spare a trooper 3 credits?"

Submariner said...

Normy would while away hours at the video slots at the Tie-Stop Galactica when he was supposed to be flying patrols...

and back atcha mes amigo.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I can disassemble and reassemble a blaster with my eyes closed and pilot a Tie-fighter through an asteroid belt, but for the life of me, I can't figure out what station to transfer at."

Son Of The Godfather said...

He remembered Yoda's dying words: "There is... another... Subwalker..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

2nd pic: Janet Reno enjoyed roll-playing in public venues with her husband. Fortunately, V has spared us the follow-up pic where she disrobes to reveal her Princess-Leia-as-Jabba's-slave costume.

lawhawk said...

Damnit. I hate getting stuck in the ass-end of space, but this place sucks even worse.

Rodney Dill said...

"Cripes, dang muggers took my blaster again, and the HHGTTG said this place was, "Mostly Harmless"

Submariner said...

Having my blaster confiscated sucks, but getting permanently rid of that inflated scrotum guy? Sooooooooo worth it!

Submariner said...

Second pic:

Hmmmmm, the Dark Farce is strong, here in Berkeley...

Yes, I spelled "Farce" the way I intended.

Submariner said...

ORA - First pic:

Following the Vogon's poetry reading in the transport tube, nobody was totally sure whether the trooper was only catatonic, or dead.

Submariner said...

Bottom pic:

Things always got a bit looser on "Casual Friday's" in the Three Mile Island, Nuclear Plant's reactor controls room...

Submariner said...

Top pic:

How do I know? I'm wearing "Oop's I Crapped My Armor"© right now! And there's a side benefit - no more crowds...

John said...

"Meet us on the subway," they said. "Wear your Storm Trooper costume," they said. Damn 10th graders.

Rodney Dill said...

You invade the earth with the Storm Troopers you have, not the Storm Troopers you may want or wish to have at a later time.

Cybrludite said...

Watch as our cameras follow VtK to jury duty in the documentary "Star Wars Fans", sequel to the ever-popular "Trekkies".

Cybrludite said...

Some folks take the SARS scare just a little too seriously.

evariste said...

Aww! (I wish I had a clever caption to contribute, so my comment isn't just "Aww!")

Cybrludite said...

Well, at least he's a Star Wars geek, and not Man-Faye or Sailor Goon.

Rodney Dill said...

(thinking): "At least I'm not an expendable red-shirted security guy on Star Trek."

Submariner said...

That Christmas Eve I was on the Death Star, Cambodia. It's seared... seared in my mind!

Submariner said...

Elmer took what he considered to be the "necessary steps" for personal safety for his first NYC Subway ride. He was later mugged when he dropped armor to pee.