1. "I didn't really believe he was going to shove the rainbow flag there, but here we are."
2. "Really guys, I'm HIV negative," Pinocchio always regretted not coming out when he was younger.
3. Greg Louganis loves it when you stomp on his head.
4. "Greg, if you want to look up our kilts, just ask."
5. "'Upside-down you're turnin' me'-- Oh, I simply adore Diana Ross.'"
6. "I also simply adore the avant garde drinking fountains Gavin Newsom had installed."
7. "Really? You can use saline to inflate the size of your nose, too?"
8. "Nothing personal, Greg's just trying to protect his cocaine."
9. "Please may I do a handstand and lick your rear tire sir!"
10. "Jeffrey Dahmer had a garage sale."
Best of AM42
"Damn, Greg... I see you got yourself a nice piece of ass."
Weekend at Sullivan's
Best of Rufus Leaking
I claim this territory in the name of the QUEEN!
"And this is the flag of Uranus!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"You wouldn't have happened to see my little dog and pet monkey would you?"
Best of Submariner
Yeah, you never know when you'll hit a slow scene at the Blue Oyster, so I carry a spare.
Superman decides to come out in 'Frisco, but "augers in" when he fails to use his air brakes in time.
Best of Prough91
Greg was so embarrassed when he discovered his rainbow maxi was showing.
Best of sonicfrog
There was a rustling, that seemed like a bustling/Of merry crowds justling at pitching and hustling/And the Gay Pied Piper then readies his ride/To lead them into his wondrous portal opened wide!
Hat Tip: Frank IBC (Yeah, I know it's a mannequin)