Monday, January 16, 2006

The Rainbow Connection

1. "I didn't really believe he was going to shove the rainbow flag there, but here we are."

2. "Really guys, I'm HIV negative," Pinocchio always regretted not coming out when he was younger.

3. Greg Louganis loves it when you stomp on his head.

4. "Greg, if you want to look up our kilts, just ask."

5. "'Upside-down you're turnin' me'-- Oh, I simply adore Diana Ross.'"

6. "I also simply adore the avant garde drinking fountains Gavin Newsom had installed."

7. "Really? You can use saline to inflate the size of your nose, too?"

8. "Nothing personal, Greg's just trying to protect his cocaine."

9. "Please may I do a handstand and lick your rear tire sir!"

10. "Jeffrey Dahmer had a garage sale."

Best of AM42
"Damn, Greg... I see you got yourself a nice piece of ass."

Weekend at Sullivan's

Best of Rufus Leaking
I claim this territory in the name of the QUEEN!

"And this is the flag of Uranus!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"You wouldn't have happened to see my little dog and pet monkey would you?"

Best of Submariner
Yeah, you never know when you'll hit a slow scene at the Blue Oyster, so I carry a spare.

Superman decides to come out in 'Frisco, but "augers in" when he fails to use his air brakes in time.

Best of Prough91
Greg was so embarrassed when he discovered his rainbow maxi was showing.

Best of sonicfrog
There was a rustling, that seemed like a bustling/Of merry crowds justling at pitching and hustling/And the Gay Pied Piper then readies his ride/To lead them into his wondrous portal opened wide!

Hat Tip: Frank IBC (Yeah, I know it's a mannequin)

23 comments:

AM42 said...

After Greg blew out his knee biking in Moab last summer, he always carries a couple of spares.

AM42 said...

"Damn, Greg... I see you got yourself a nice piece of ass."

AM42 said...

Weekend at Andrew Sullivan's

Rodney Dill said...

"...and in California we had to employ the cheek squeeze to meet emission control standards."

Rodney Dill said...

"I go both ways, to Bicycle is an accurate description."

Rodney Dill said...

'so' Bicycle

Rufus Leaking said...

I claim this territory in the name of the QUEEN!

Frank IBC said...

Oh, and while the pope was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.

Rodney Dill said...

"You wouldn't have happened to see my little dog and pet monkey would you?"

Rufus Leaking said...

"And this is the flag of Uranus!"

Submariner said...

Yeah, you never know when you'll hit a slow scene at the Blue Oyster, so I carry a spare.

Submariner said...

"What's that smell?"

"Why, I play Ebony and Ivory and use this hat as an 'arse breaker' when I give parties for my friends..."

Submariner said...

Superman decides to come out in 'Frisco, but "augers in" when he fails to use his air brakes in time.

Submariner said...

Barney looked at Andrew - "What's that erotic smell?"

Andrew - "Toilet Water"

Submariner said...

Why? >shrug< Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Van Helsing said...

On MLK Day government offices were closed, so Democratic Senators had to continue their Alito hearings out on the street. The nominee's absence proved to be a blessing, as he couldn't interrupt the Senators' monologues by trying to answer their rhetorical questions.

Submariner said...

I want to ride my bi-cycle, I want to ride my bike!
I want to ride my...

Screw it! I want to ride you, big boy!

Submariner said...

Actually, it's the bottom half of President Gore. I'm taking it out for it's weekly Thompson Water Stain treatment.

Prough91 said...

Greg was so embarrassed when he discovered his rainbow maxi was showing.

Who knew Rodney Dill had such nice legs?

Submariner said...

So I says "what a stiff!" and that gives me an idea...

Submariner said...

Keanu Reeves gives Steve Martin advice for his love life...

sonicfrog said...

There was a rustling, that seemed like a bustling,

Of merry crowds justling at pitching and hustling.

And the Gay Pied Piper then readies his ride,

To lead them into his wondrous portal opened wide!

Rodney Dill said...

My secret name is Black hole of Calcutta, I'm looking for the cyclist know as El Chorizo Grande (http://kurlander.blogspot.com/2006/01/third-worldana.html)