Monday, January 23, 2006

Oh, The humanity!

1. Craving human flesh, the zombie podbeings emerge from their tight Lycra cocoons.

2. Invasion of the Body Stockings

3. If lycra biking shorts are a fashion no-no, this should be a fashion death penalty.

4. "Hey! Macarena!"

5. The most effective anti-drug poster ever.

6. When did Michael Jackson get those happenin' arm tats?

7. Q grants the gift of humanity to the Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots.

8. "If I can't whore myself to Saddam for bribes, I'm sure as hell whorin' myself for an NEA grant."

9. "Let's do the Time Warp Again!"

10. After seeing Galloway and Jackson butcher Vincent and Mia's dance scene from Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino put a .38 to his head and blew his brains out.

Best ofDrew
You-can-do-tha-robot-with-G-G. *pops and locks*

Best ofOccasional Reader
In today's financial news, "Emergency Eyewash Solutions, Inc." report that their first quarter 2006 sales increased by an astonishing 15,147%. "We owe it all to George", EES President Jack Vandelay cryptically remarked in a conference call with shareholders.

Igor Stravinsky's The Wrong of Spring

I may be in a leotard, and reeking of tranny love, but I still have my dignity.

Inspired by Lance Kates
'Ow to speak Moonbat: Foreplay

Best of lawhawk
You know what's bothering me? It isn't the coffee. It's Galloway galavanting in my kitchen. Does my kitchen have a sign saying Galloway galavanting in my kitchen Jules? Does it? No. It doesn't. Because Galloway galavanting isn't allowed in my kitchen. So if you have to call your people, do it.

Best of Submariner
GG - "When you attach the electrodes to your left nipple and right testicle, you'll get the sensation!"

It's raining has-beens! Hallelujah, it's raining has-beens...

Best of Mr. Right
"Oh, George! You put it on backwards! The hammer and sickle go in the front, don't they?"

Andrew Sullivan's new desktop wallpaper!

George Galloway caught in tryst with Marilyn Manson! Film at eleven!

Best of Rodney Dill
I told you your face would freeze like that if someone donkey punched you during a BJ.

Best of jeff
Forgetting to knock before entering, George and Pete stagger away from the shower room in shock, completely forgetting their own reasons for wanting to be alone in there.

Best of Shayne
In the final episode of "Desperate Housewives", Susan again has that weird dream where she and Mr. Carlson come out of the WKRP studio bathroom together. (LOL - V)

Best of Robert
Brokeback Aerobics Club

Best of Chip
One sign of the Apocalypse which made everyone feel better about the whole thing.

John Kerry, astronaut, suddenly looked like five Marines raising the flag on Suribachi.

Best of Cybrludite
The latest avant garde childrens show from KQED, public broadcasting for San Francicsco...

Note to self: Don't drink a liter & a half of absinthe before watching infomercials. This is getting too weird, even for me...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Suddenly, I sympathize with the town elders on Footloose who banned dancing.

Domo-arigato-mister-moonbatto. Domo (domo) Domo (domo)

Acting out his "Gumby & Pokey" fantasy left George with a ruptured rectum and a sizeable cleaning bill.

In Hell, the devil picks your parents.

Best of Van Helsing
Not what you want to be wearing when the Viagra kicks in.

Best of AM42
Ang Lee's remake of Tron is clear evidence that he's just "calling them in" these days.

Stolen from Moonbat Monitor with Occasional Reader acting as lookout and pushed to the front of the line.

52 comments:

Drew said...

You spin me right round baby right round...like a record baby...

Drew said...

You-can-do-tha-robot-with-G-G. *pops and locks*

Occasional Reader said...

In today's financial news, "Emergency Eyewash Solutions, Inc." report that their first quarter 2006 sales increased by an astonishing 15,147%. "We owe it all to George", EES President Jack Vandelay cryptically remarked in a conference call with shareholders.

Lance Kates said...

Foreplay gone Wrong.

Occasional Reader said...

Igor Stravinsky's The Wrong of Spring

Submariner said...

Quagmire said "Hell, even I wouldn't do either one! Where the hell is the EES, Inc. station?"

lawhawk said...

You know what's bothering me? It isn't the coffee. It's Galloway galavanting in my kitchen. Does my kitchen have a sign saying Galloway galavanting in my kitchen Jules? Does it?

No. It doesn't. Because Galloway galavanting isn't allowed in my kitchen. So if you have to call your people, do it.

---
Tyra Banks interviewing wannabes for her next Top Model show. Galloway's showing something fierce.

Submariner said...

GG - "When you attach the electrodes to your left nipple and right testicle, you'll get the sensation!"

Submariner said...

Sheesh, George; when you said they called you "Flash" back in college, I assumed it was because you RAN fast...

Submariner said...

This man has no neck.

Submariner said...

It's raining men! Halelujah, It's raining, er, uh, stop the playback. I have to figure this out.

It's raining has-beens! Hallelujah, it's raining has-beens...

Anonymous said...

"..Time is fleeting...Madness...takes its toll...."


Too funny. To think, from now on whenever he bloviates, someone can hold up this picture. Imagine the chuckles galore while this guy begs for credibility. Priceless.

Submariner said...

Me-thinks Jesse, Al, Cindy and the gang could take lessons on being the penultimate media-whore from ol' Georgie. (Me-hopes they don't since nightmares are made of things like picturing that group wearing these outfits.)

Mr. Right said...

The Shields and Yarnell Comeback Special would never make it to air! (ORA)

Mr. Right said...

Taking the "wardrobe malfunction" to a whole new level...

Mr. Right said...

"George, you're supposed to roll the tube socks together lengthwise, not roll them up in a ball!"

Mr. Right said...

"Last Day: Leo, 1954" (ORA)

Occasional Reader said...

I may be in a leotard, and reeking of tranny love, but I still have my dignity.

Mr. Right said...

A short time later, when George beamed down with the "away team," he never saw it coming!

Mr. Right said...

"Oh, George! You put it on backwards! The hammer and sickle go in the front, don't they?"

Mr. Right said...

Andrew Sullivan's new desktop wallpaper!

Rodney Dill said...

I told you your face would freeze like that if someone slapped you on the back during a BJ.

jeff said...

Forgetting to knock before entering, George and Pete stagger away from the shower room in shock, completely forgetting their own reasons for wanting to be alone in there.

jeff said...

George walks away mumbling, "I thought he was really a she, my heart, my heart," as Pete followed - apologizing abjectly at the confusion.

The toilet tryst was a failure.

Word verification: wetgy

Shayne said...

In the final episode of "Desperate Housewives", Susan again has that weird dream where she and Mr. Carlson come out of the WKRP studio bathroom together.

Robert said...

Brokeback Aerobics Club

moonbat monitor said...

ha! you can steal from me anytime.

thanks for the link. good work on the blog too.

Chip said...

One sign of the Apocalypse which made everyone feel better about the whole thing.

Chip said...

John Kerry, astronaut, suddenly looked like five Marines raising the flag on Suribachi.

Cybrludite said...

The latest avant garde childrens show from KQED, public broadcasting for San Francicsco...

Cybrludite said...

Note to self: Don't drink a liter & a half of absinthe before watching infomercials. This is getting too weird, even for me...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Courtesy of "Jheka" via Little Green Footballs:

Suddenly, I sympathize with the town elders on Footloose who banned dancing.

Damn you, Kevin Bacon for encouraging this atrocity!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Domo-arigato-mister-moonbatto
Domo (domo)
Domo (domo)

Son Of The Godfather said...

If Ted Kennedy has jumped the shark, then Gorgeous George here missed the entire ocean.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hope he dresses this way during the Saddam trial when he's called as a character witness.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The failed 70's "Star Trek: Aerobics" is a sore spot with Trekkers to this day.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Apparently a fatwah has been issued against Mr.Galloway for his antics. Please sign my petition to protest this fatwah at "401 - Page Not Found dot com".

Son Of The Godfather said...

I call it: "The anti-Thursday"

Son Of The Godfather said...

If this does not end his political career, I'll have to assume cosmic radiation has altered reality.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hope the folks at "Protest Warrior" have backup inkjet cartridges.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Acting out his "Gumby & Pokey" fantasy left George with a ruptured rectum and a sizeable cleaning bill.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In Hell, the devil picks your parents.

Cybrludite said...

Morning, SOTG. That should have been 404, page not found. 401 is for a page you don't have rights to access. Yeah, I'm a nerd.

Cybrludite said...

This week on Howard Stern...

Van Helsing said...

Not what you want to be wearing when the Viagra kicks in.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sprockets: Touch my monkey... TOUCH IT... we dance now.

Mornin' Cybr!...And I don't want either the page found OR the right to access it! heh

Rufus Leaking said...

I thought you told me there would be a big red "S" on my chest. . . Oh, wait!

Cybrludite said...

Well, if we're going to go with superheroes here...

Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, and, Mercury loan their power to George Galloway, causing him to become SHAMELESS! The Mightiest of Moonbats!

(Heh. "Big Red Cheese", indeed!)

AM42 said...

Ang Lee's remake of Tron is clear evidence that he's just "calling them in" these days.

Mr. Right said...

Aw, hell! He even "dresses" left (if you know what I mean)...

Mr. Right said...

George Galloway caught in tryst with Marilyn Manson! Film at eleven!

Demosthenes said...

Q: What is the difference between a drag queen and George Galloway?
A: The drag queen puts in atleast some honest work to earn a living.