1. Craving human flesh, the zombie podbeings emerge from their tight Lycra cocoons.
2. Invasion of the Body Stockings
3. If lycra biking shorts are a fashion no-no, this should be a fashion death penalty.
4. "Hey! Macarena!"
5. The most effective anti-drug poster ever.
6. When did Michael Jackson get those happenin' arm tats?
7. Q grants the gift of humanity to the Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots.
8. "If I can't whore myself to Saddam for bribes, I'm sure as hell whorin' myself for an NEA grant."
9. "Let's do the Time Warp Again!"
10. After seeing Galloway and Jackson butcher Vincent and Mia's dance scene from Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino put a .38 to his head and blew his brains out.
You-can-do-tha-robot-with-G-G. *pops and locks*
Best ofOccasional Reader
In today's financial news, "Emergency Eyewash Solutions, Inc." report that their first quarter 2006 sales increased by an astonishing 15,147%. "We owe it all to George", EES President Jack Vandelay cryptically remarked in a conference call with shareholders.
Igor Stravinsky's The Wrong of Spring
I may be in a leotard, and reeking of tranny love, but I still have my dignity.
Inspired by Lance Kates
'Ow to speak Moonbat: Foreplay
Best of lawhawk
You know what's bothering me? It isn't the coffee. It's Galloway galavanting in my kitchen. Does my kitchen have a sign saying Galloway galavanting in my kitchen Jules? Does it? No. It doesn't. Because Galloway galavanting isn't allowed in my kitchen. So if you have to call your people, do it.
Best of Submariner
GG - "When you attach the electrodes to your left nipple and right testicle, you'll get the sensation!"
It's raining has-beens! Hallelujah, it's raining has-beens...
Best of Mr. Right
"Oh, George! You put it on backwards! The hammer and sickle go in the front, don't they?"
Andrew Sullivan's new desktop wallpaper!
George Galloway caught in tryst with Marilyn Manson! Film at eleven!
Best of Rodney Dill
I told you your face would freeze like that if someone donkey punched you during a BJ.
Best of jeff
Forgetting to knock before entering, George and Pete stagger away from the shower room in shock, completely forgetting their own reasons for wanting to be alone in there.
Best of Shayne
In the final episode of "Desperate Housewives", Susan again has that weird dream where she and Mr. Carlson come out of the WKRP studio bathroom together. (LOL - V)
Best of Robert
Brokeback Aerobics Club
Best of Chip
One sign of the Apocalypse which made everyone feel better about the whole thing.
John Kerry, astronaut, suddenly looked like five Marines raising the flag on Suribachi.
Best of Cybrludite
The latest avant garde childrens show from KQED, public broadcasting for San Francicsco...
Note to self: Don't drink a liter & a half of absinthe before watching infomercials. This is getting too weird, even for me...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Suddenly, I sympathize with the town elders on Footloose who banned dancing.
Domo-arigato-mister-moonbatto. Domo (domo) Domo (domo)
Acting out his "Gumby & Pokey" fantasy left George with a ruptured rectum and a sizeable cleaning bill.
In Hell, the devil picks your parents.
Best of Van Helsing
Not what you want to be wearing when the Viagra kicks in.
Best of AM42
Ang Lee's remake of Tron is clear evidence that he's just "calling them in" these days.
Stolen from Moonbat Monitor with Occasional Reader acting as lookout and pushed to the front of the line.