1. Using the lesbian PDA as a distraction, the alien blur monster prepares to suck the soul of another victim.
2. China's One Child Policy meets Massachusetts's Two Mommies Policy.
3. "Sorry, Xhiao, if I had known that this is what Ming meant, I never would have agreed to the swap."
4. "Well, we do all kind of look alike so, on a certain level, it is like she's making out with you."
5. "They're just trying to distract the tank drivers. Go ahead and crush the protesters."
6. "In Holland, you can become a folk-hero by sticking your finger into one of those... or so I am made to understand."
7. After seeing what happened when Howard Stern was broadcast in China, the authorities cancelled Michael Jackson's concert tour.
8. "They must be sharing some really excellent gum."
9. Communism. Lesbianism. CourtTV Witness Identity Blurs. I love these random glimpses into Hillary's subconscious.
10. "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Oh, God, Did I say that out loud?"
Best of Rufus Leaking
Siamese twins were joined at the epiglottis, making a normal life impossible. . .
Cho, did she say 'Simon Sez' first or not?
Best of Rodney Dill
"In an hour they'll just be hungry for more sushi."
Mao Tse Tongue
Best of Van Helsing
Under communism, citizens sometimes have to supplement their diets by falling back on fresh tongue.
Best of AM42
Yeah Xhiao, I know they're not all that hot, but I'm imagining they're Kim Bauer & Michelle Dessler. (She's dead, you sicko - V)
Yeah Xhiao, I think it's a little weird that you're pretending they're Chloe O'Brian and Martha Logan.
Best of Prough91
Come on, let's just try it. It looks like fun.
And that Xiang, is why we kill them at birth.
Best of Cybrludite
Aw, crap. As if there wasn't enough of a shortage of girls with this one child nonsense. We better invade Taiwan soon. My eyeballs are turning white from the buildup...
Mao is thinking, "I'd hit it! Giggity, giggity!"
Best of Submariner
Li and Kim posed a quandry for the Chinese Reproduction Bureau - Do we give each woman a permit for one child, or do we give the couple one permit for a child. They resolved the conundrum by killing both.
Peking Demonstration: "Ming Li has two mommies!">crack!< thud "no longer."
Hat Tip to Citizen Grim