1. Using the lesbian PDA as a distraction, the alien blur monster prepares to suck the soul of another victim. 2. China's One Child Policy meets Massachusetts's Two Mommies Policy.
3. "Sorry, Xhiao, if I had known that this is what Ming meant, I never would have agreed to the swap."
4. "Well, we do all kind of look alike so, on a certain level, it is like she's making out with you."
5. "They're just trying to distract the tank drivers. Go ahead and crush the protesters."
6. "In Holland, you can become a folk-hero by sticking your finger into one of those... or so I am made to understand."
7. After seeing what happened when Howard Stern was broadcast in China, the authorities cancelled Michael Jackson's concert tour.
8. "They must be sharing some really excellent gum."
9. Communism. Lesbianism. CourtTV Witness Identity Blurs. I love these random glimpses into Hillary's subconscious.
10. "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Oh, God, Did I say that out loud?"
Best of Rufus Leaking
Siamese twins were joined at the epiglottis, making a normal life impossible. . .
Cho, did she say 'Simon Sez' first or not?
Best of Rodney Dill
"In an hour they'll just be hungry for more sushi."
Mao Tse Tongue
Best of Van Helsing
Under communism, citizens sometimes have to supplement their diets by falling back on fresh tongue.
Best of AM42
Yeah Xhiao, I know they're not all that hot, but I'm imagining they're Kim Bauer & Michelle Dessler. (She's dead, you sicko - V)
Yeah Xhiao, I think it's a little weird that you're pretending they're Chloe O'Brian and Martha Logan.
Best of Prough91
Come on, let's just try it. It looks like fun.
And that Xiang, is why we kill them at birth.
Best of Cybrludite
Aw, crap. As if there wasn't enough of a shortage of girls with this one child nonsense. We better invade Taiwan soon. My eyeballs are turning white from the buildup...
Mao is thinking, "I'd hit it! Giggity, giggity!"
Best of Submariner
Li and Kim posed a quandry for the Chinese Reproduction Bureau - Do we give each woman a permit for one child, or do we give the couple one permit for a child. They resolved the conundrum by killing both.
Peking Demonstration: "Ming Li has two mommies!">crack!< thud "no longer."
Hat Tip to Citizen Grim
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The Siamese twins were joined at the epiglottis, making a normal life impossible. . .
Cho, quick, did she say 'Simon Sez' first or not?
"...not only that, but in an hour they'll be hungry for another kiss."
Under communism, citizens sometimes have to supplement their diets by falling back on fresh tongue.
Xhiao, don't you think it's a little weird that neither one of us is even slightly aroused by that?
Yeah Xhiao, I know they're not all that hot, but I'm imagining they're Kim Bauer & Michelle Dessler.
Yeah Xhiao, I think it's a little weird that you're pretending they're Chloe O'Brian and Martha Logan.
I don't know. WILL we get tortured if we get a hard-on?
A billion Chinese and the only two lesbians have to be my sisters.
Come on, let's just try it. It looks like fun.
And that Xiang, is why we kill them at birth.
Cho, if you don't want to watch, put the flaps in front of your eyes, not your ears. . .
Mao Tse Tongue
Or may that should be ...
Mao see tongue
Soldier on right: "I don't know about you, but I have a sudden hankerin' to be a cowboy."
(you knew there'd be a Brokeback Mountain tie in somewhere)
"Xiang, I agree with your statement that 'The road to decadance in a society is a slippery slope'; I just think you could put that in a less, uh, easily misunderstood fashion. Besides, there's two of them."
Chunt King likes Chinese Food.
... another reason China is upset with Taiwan; they agreed to be the location and setting for the new film "Brokebitch Mountain".
This is also the contest picture at Riding Sun.
http://ridingsun.com/
military guy on left:
Hey dude, why don't we try that?
military guy on right:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Aw, crap. As if there wasn't enough of a shortage of girls with this one child nonsense. We better invade Taiwan soon. My eyeballs are turning white from the buildup...
Mao is thinking, "I'd hit it! Giggity, giggity!"
Confucius say, "Hand in bush is worth two in bodice!"
Xarney turned to Xandrew, "I don't get it. Why do round eyes find that erotic?"
I know, stretch; but hey, it's the first day after a long weekend...
Li and Kim posed a quandry for the Chinese Reproduction Bureau - Do we give each woman a permit for one child, or do we give the couple one permit for a child. They resolved the conundrum by killing both.
Yes, Xiaou, I am a "male lesbian..."
Actually, you know what would really do it for me? If one of them was Ethiopian...
Mornin' Dawn.
I don't think their plans include "Red" activities; but anthing that could be considered "Pink-o" is probably OK...
在 铺地毯！
Peking Demonstration:
"Ming Li has two mommies!"
>crack!< thud
"no longer."
Submariner said...
在 铺地毯！
That's easy for you to say...
Move your hand, Honey. You know it's slanted.
If you knew Sushi, like I know Sushi.
"Dude...that's Margaret Cho and...Yoko Ono? Ewwwwwwwwwww!"
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