Monday, January 16, 2006

Not That There's Anything Wong With That

1. Using the lesbian PDA as a distraction, the alien blur monster prepares to suck the soul of another victim.

2. China's One Child Policy meets Massachusetts's Two Mommies Policy.

3. "Sorry, Xhiao, if I had known that this is what Ming meant, I never would have agreed to the swap."

4. "Well, we do all kind of look alike so, on a certain level, it is like she's making out with you."

5. "They're just trying to distract the tank drivers. Go ahead and crush the protesters."

6. "In Holland, you can become a folk-hero by sticking your finger into one of those... or so I am made to understand."

7. After seeing what happened when Howard Stern was broadcast in China, the authorities cancelled Michael Jackson's concert tour.

8. "They must be sharing some really excellent gum."

9. Communism. Lesbianism. CourtTV Witness Identity Blurs. I love these random glimpses into Hillary's subconscious.

10. "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Oh, God, Did I say that out loud?"

Best of Rufus Leaking
Siamese twins were joined at the epiglottis, making a normal life impossible. . .

Cho, did she say 'Simon Sez' first or not?

Best of Rodney Dill
"In an hour they'll just be hungry for more sushi."

Mao Tse Tongue

Best of Van Helsing
Under communism, citizens sometimes have to supplement their diets by falling back on fresh tongue.

Best of AM42
Yeah Xhiao, I know they're not all that hot, but I'm imagining they're Kim Bauer & Michelle Dessler. (She's dead, you sicko - V)

Yeah Xhiao, I think it's a little weird that you're pretending they're Chloe O'Brian and Martha Logan.

Best of Prough91
Come on, let's just try it. It looks like fun.

And that Xiang, is why we kill them at birth.

Best of Cybrludite
Aw, crap. As if there wasn't enough of a shortage of girls with this one child nonsense. We better invade Taiwan soon. My eyeballs are turning white from the buildup...

Mao is thinking, "I'd hit it! Giggity, giggity!"

Best of Submariner
Li and Kim posed a quandry for the Chinese Reproduction Bureau - Do we give each woman a permit for one child, or do we give the couple one permit for a child. They resolved the conundrum by killing both.

Peking Demonstration: "Ming Li has two mommies!">crack!< thud "no longer."

Hat Tip to Citizen Grim

31 comments:

Rufus Leaking said...

The Siamese twins were joined at the epiglottis, making a normal life impossible. . .

Rufus Leaking said...

Cho, quick, did she say 'Simon Sez' first or not?

Rodney Dill said...

"...not only that, but in an hour they'll be hungry for another kiss."

Van Helsing said...

Under communism, citizens sometimes have to supplement their diets by falling back on fresh tongue.

AM42 said...

Xhiao, don't you think it's a little weird that neither one of us is even slightly aroused by that?

AM42 said...

Yeah Xhiao, I know they're not all that hot, but I'm imagining they're Kim Bauer & Michelle Dessler.

AM42 said...

Yeah Xhiao, I think it's a little weird that you're pretending they're Chloe O'Brian and Martha Logan.

Prough91 said...

I don't know. WILL we get tortured if we get a hard-on?

A billion Chinese and the only two lesbians have to be my sisters.

Come on, let's just try it. It looks like fun.

And that Xiang, is why we kill them at birth.

Rufus Leaking said...

Cho, if you don't want to watch, put the flaps in front of your eyes, not your ears. . .

Rodney Dill said...

Mao Tse Tongue

Rodney Dill said...

Or may that should be ...


Mao see tongue

Rodney Dill said...

Soldier on right: "I don't know about you, but I have a sudden hankerin' to be a cowboy."


(you knew there'd be a Brokeback Mountain tie in somewhere)

andthenblammo! said...

"Xiang, I agree with your statement that 'The road to decadance in a society is a slippery slope'; I just think you could put that in a less, uh, easily misunderstood fashion. Besides, there's two of them."

Tomslick said...

Chunt King likes Chinese Food.

sonicfrog said...

... another reason China is upset with Taiwan; they agreed to be the location and setting for the new film "Brokebitch Mountain".

Rodney Dill said...

This is also the contest picture at Riding Sun.

http://ridingsun.com/

Shayne said...

military guy on left:

Hey dude, why don't we try that?

military guy on right:

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?

Cybrludite said...

Aw, crap. As if there wasn't enough of a shortage of girls with this one child nonsense. We better invade Taiwan soon. My eyeballs are turning white from the buildup...

Cybrludite said...

Mao is thinking, "I'd hit it! Giggity, giggity!"

Cybrludite said...

Confucius say, "Hand in bush is worth two in bodice!"

Submariner said...

Xarney turned to Xandrew, "I don't get it. Why do round eyes find that erotic?"

I know, stretch; but hey, it's the first day after a long weekend...

Submariner said...

Li and Kim posed a quandry for the Chinese Reproduction Bureau - Do we give each woman a permit for one child, or do we give the couple one permit for a child. They resolved the conundrum by killing both.

Submariner said...

Yes, Xiaou, I am a "male lesbian..."

Submariner said...

Actually, you know what would really do it for me? If one of them was Ethiopian...


Mornin' Dawn.

Submariner said...

I don't think their plans include "Red" activities; but anthing that could be considered "Pink-o" is probably OK...

Submariner said...

在 铺地毯!

Submariner said...

Peking Demonstration:

"Ming Li has two mommies!"
>crack!< thud
"no longer."

Cybrludite said...

Submariner said...
在 铺地毯!


That's easy for you to say...

Submariner said...

Move your hand, Honey. You know it's slanted.

Rodney Dill said...

If you knew Sushi, like I know Sushi.

Jonathan said...

"Dude...that's Margaret Cho and...Yoko Ono? Ewwwwwwwwwww!"