1. "What is today, Thursday? It feels like Thursday. Well, let's just check in on Caption This! and see Oh My Frackin' gods!" 2. With the Seahawks in the Superbowl and Sasquatch fighting for the Heavyweight Boxing Championship, it was a proud time for the Pacific Northwest.
3. "... And in the right corner, weighing in at 370 pounds, Gigantor, the partially shaved Wookie."
4. After the match, Gigantor snatched up Naomi Watts and climbed to the top of the Empire State Building.
5. Don't make Andrew Sullivan angry. You wouldn't like Andrew Sullivan when he's angry.
6. "Tell me again about the rabbits, George."
7. "He's perfect," whispered Karl Rove. "Shave him and make him governor of California."
8. "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"
9. After his fight with Sasquatch left him severely brain-damaged, Vassily's boxing career was over, but his career as one of Daily Kos's most popular correspondants had just begun.
Best of jeff
"Oooh, sorry dude - that's gonna leave a mark!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Mongo like candy."
Best of Citizen Grim
Oh, cruel fate! Curse these ineffectual marshmallow hands!
Best of Chevy Rose
"Damn, I can't see his nose! Just one big hairy face with very wideset starring bulgy eyes."
"You want I should make you six inches shorter?...Again."
Best of Cybrludite
On the left is the Alito appointment to the Supreme Court, on the right is Kennedy & Kerry's attempt to fillibuster...
Best of Mr. Right
"No hitting below the belt? No hitting below the belt??? Are you kidding me, I'd need a ladder just to hit anything above the f***ing belt!"
Guy on right: "Something tells me my agent found out I was fooling around with his wife..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Raging Mutant
FUR is MURDER!
Best of Submariner
Curse your man-booby body armor!
James Carville was an even bigger, meaner-spirited @$$-hole after drinking Swampthing's formula...
Quartermain watched with interest as Jeckyl fought with his inner demon...
Best of WALSTIB
Big Guy: I thought this one came with a screw-top. Damn, have to get my opener.
Hat Tip: Ace
31 comments:
I owe all my movement skills to ballet... I had to learn to control myself of I'd throw the female lead 10 rows into the audience...
"Oooh, sorry dude - that's gonna leave a mark!"
Sasquatch Lives!!!!
Suddenly Edmunds head was clear again, and all he could remember was General McAuliffe's statement when surrounded by a larger, superior force... Edmund won the match
"Mongo like candy."
(#7 is just about perfect, though)
Oh, cruel fate! Curse these ineffectual marshmallow hands!
"Is Little Girlie-man gettin' tired yet?"
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"Damn, I can't see his nose! Just one big hairy face with very wideset starring bulgy eyes."
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"You want I should make you six inches shorter?...Again."
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"Did you know you are getting a bald spot on top?"
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On the left is the Alito appointment to the Supreme Court, on the right is Kennedy & Kerry's attempt to fillibuster...
"No hitting below the belt? No hitting below the belt??? Are you kidding me, I'd need a ladder just to hit anything above the f***ing belt!"
Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
"Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum..."
Guy on right: "Something tells me my agent found out I was fooling around with his wife..."
'Ow to speak Australian: Punching Bag!
Aaaaadrian!
"Ah... ya shouldna gone an done that, George Clooney... ahhh..." KAPOW!
Raging Mutant
It was mere coincidence that his name was Joe... and he was young... and mighty.
FUR is MURDER!
I just knew I saw this guy somewhere before!
A few more blows to the top of the head and the poor guy's going to be all the way through the floor of the ring.
Janet Reno addresses the "Elian Gonzalez problem."
V. - #6 is a classic.
ORA (but already used once):
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Be prepared to die!
Curse your man-booby body armor!
James Carville was an even bigger, meaner-spirited @$$-hole after drinking Swampthing's formula...
"Steroids? I don't need no stinkin' steroids."
ORA:
Quartermain watched with interest as Jeckyl fought with his inner demon...
Houston (right) battles against NFL professional team. Results were what you'd expect...
Big Guy: I thought this one came with a screw-top. Damn, have to get my opener.
-WALSTIB
OK, one more time;
The guy on the right is your brain on drugs...
NO "Niners"!
Due to his enormous stature, and after causing severe spinal injuries to his opponents, he was nicknamed The Brokeback Mountain.
Due to the family business, Lennie was forced to box, even though all he really wanted was to open a florist shop in Berkely.
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