Friday, January 20, 2006

Headbutting Euro-Thrillbabe

1. "When did my husband start taking vitamins A, Z, and T?"

2. "I can't believe it's almost a year later and I'm still finding bone fragments. Guess I taught that Natalee Holloway biyotch not to take the last frackin' Diet Pepsi."

3. "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall! Who's the hottest bitch of all? And before you answer, think about what happened to Mr. Sink."

Best of Cybrludite
Is this an asthma inhaler I see before me, the mouthpiece towards my hand? Come let me clutch thee... I have thee not, but I've smashed the $#!+ out of my sink trying...

Best of Prough91
Now, where did I leave the other half of that tampon?

Best of Submariner
Tampon or marshmallow? Guess it doesn't matter if I'm makin' S'mores...



4. An over-enthusiastic '24' fan suffers blunt force head trauma acting out the scene where Jean Smart's character is introduced.

5. "Now Do you people know what a gawdamm diva is! Or do I have to smash another sink to make my gawdamm point? Now, bring me my gawdamm pistachios!"

6. "And this is what heroin does to your toothbrush! And your shampoo! And your bathroom sink! And your grout!" The sequel was much less effective than the original anti-drug commercial.

7. "Oh, never mind. Both contacts were just in the same tub. I'm good, now."

8. "Sorry about the sink, I just get so frustrated when he puts in more than one picture per thread!"

9. Another sink collapses under the weight of Courtney Love's cocaine.

10. "EPT is Not 100% Accurate? Now, you frackin' tell me!"

Best of lawhawk
Morpheus had nothing on this chick. She didn't just break the sink with her head. She ate the sink.

Best of Submariner
Stephanie was later treated for nasal lacerations from trying to snort the "big chunks."

The.Toilet.Paper..Is..Rolling..Out...From...UNDER...AGAIN!!!

Note to self: don't ever startle a New York City 'roach with the bathroom light!

Best of Rodney Dill
If Kobe does throw the ball, you dang well better catch it.

Best of Prough91
Well, that isn't where I left my crack.

Read the story. This is pretty cool.

20 comments:

Cybrludite said...

(First pic) Is this an asthma inhaler I see before me, the mouthpiece towards my hand? Come let me clutch thee... I have thee not, but I've smashed the $#!+ out of my sink trying...

Submariner said...

Ways to ruin the family's Thanksgiving -

First pic:

Finding out that morning that you're positive after the tri-Delt orgy.

Second pic:

Your reaction becomes the alarm clock.

lawhawk said...

Morpheus had nothing on this chick. She didn't just break the sink with her head. She ate the sink.

Submariner said...

Second pic:

Stephanie was later treated for nasal lacerations from trying to snort the "big chunks."

V. - Your #2 ranks right up there in the top few on the "most tasteless caps" list. nice

Submariner said...

First pic:

Easy applicator tube my *ss.

Submariner said...

Second pic:

Dammit Teddy. Next time put your fat *ss on the commode when you have to fart; that's why we got the titanium-reinforced, stainless-steel model in the first place!

Submariner said...

First pic:

"Push, twist, pull." WHY do they have to make this so damn hard?

Van Helsing said...

So all Europeans have to do to toughen up is drive a Dodge? Great, maybe they won't rot away into Eurabia after all. We ought to start shipping them thousands of free Dodges before it's too late.

Son Of The Godfather said...

2nd Pic: That sink couldn't stand up to moderate pressure... Must be made from plaster of Paris.

If anyone comes asking, I'm denying even seeing #2!

jeff said...

anyone know where the full videos are?

Submariner said...

ORA: Katie Kaboom

The.Toilet.Paper..Is..Rolling..Out...From...UNDER...AGAIN!!!

Submariner said...

First pic:
ORA:

Whoa! I have breasts!

Rodney Dill said...

If Kobe does throw the ball, you dang well better catch it.

Prough91 said...

First pic:

Now, where did I leave the other half of that tampon?

Second pic:

Well, that isn't where I left my crack.

Submariner said...

First pic:

Tampon or marshmallow? Guess it doesn't matter if I'm makin' S'mores...

Submariner said...

Second pic:

I sure wish he'd pee before he brushes his teeth...

Submariner said...

Second pic:

Note to self: don't ever startle a New York City 'roach with the bathroom light!

sonicfrog said...

"Oh shit, I think I chipped my tooth. Have to remember not to eat the porceline."

Anonymous said...

#2 was beyond tasteless. Shame on you!

V the K said...

Thanks Anon! And welcome to the show!