1. "You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink." --- New Orleans Mayor Ray "Willy Wonka" Nagin2. Next event: The 200 meter breast-stroking.
3. "Senator Clinton, why do you get that dreamy, faraway look in your eye when Kennedy talks about 'waterboarding?'"
4. Suddenly, synchronized swimming... not so annoying.
5. Spike Lee's New Joint: Jungle Fever 2, a naive intern meets Ted Kennedy and a tragic ending.
6. "Oh, Xena, why do we have to be enemies?"
7. The Odyssey: Penthouse Edition: Odysseus and his crew are nearly lured to their deaths by the hot lezbo action of Circe and Calypso.
8. Justice League #457: Wonder Woman and Vixen get to know each other while Aquaman giggidies himself.
9. It got even better a few minutes later when they started "bottom-feeding."
10. Next on National Geographic Explorer, Philippe Cousteau searches for the elusive bearded clam.
Best of Submariner
Da-a-mn, Vixen! When I make you wet...
Once she had her legs, and what came with them, Ariel discovered that she wasn't nearly as interested in finding Prince Eric.
Tamika will be ok. She just landed on a 14" sea cucmber when she cannon-balled and it took us over 20 minutes to extract it. (Fought us the whole way, she did...)
Best of Rodney Dill
Brokeback Fountain - an expose on the scandalous world of women's synchronized swimming.
"C'mon you said you'd hold me up to the water jets next."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I don't care what my little CPR class taught me... I'm switching to this chick's method.
Hmmmm... I guess being "Submariner" has it's advantages here. ;)
Best of Cybrludite
Forget Matthew 5:27, I want Marley 4:20!
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Da-a-mn, Vixen! When I make you wet...
I'll take Hillary Clinton's Daydreams for $600, Alex.
The Naked News refused to cover the story. An official public statement was released indicating that the women were "...over covered already."
I may not be able to define art, but I know it when I see it.
Brokeback Fountain - an expose on the scandalous world of women's synchronized swimming.
"C'mon you said you'd hold me up to the water jets next."
There is a cliche in synchronized swimming circles:
"Those who can, do.
Those who can't, get done."
Tonight on Touched By An Angel:
Monica saves Kathleen yet again from herself. Kathleen repays the favor by teaching Monica about a pleasure "...better than coffee..."
"Matthew 5:27"???... I don't get my sh*t together until at least midnight.
Oh, and V.? Re your title - it's Hell walking around with one eye...
I often wonder what happens to racist bigots when they see a piece-of-ass chick from another race... Do they die a little inside? As for me, I'm the Captain Kirk whore who'd "do" that green Orion chick.
I don't care what my little CPR class taught me... I'm switching to this chick's method.
Hmmmm... I guess being "Submariner" has it's advantages here. ;)
Welllllll, SOTG, you know what they say about how long we can hold our breath... (and it's true!)
I know CPR - can I help? (myself, that is)
Yeah Sub, but "turning purple and passing out" seems like it would be a mood killer. heh
Something turning purple? yes.
Passing out? nahhhh.
Oh, and almost forgot:
"Submariners do it deeper."
Giggidy, giggidy
my verification word is "kiszm"
Hey, Sandra, I thought in Tantric Sex you rubbed the back of the torso?
A scene cut from Miss Congeniality showed Gracie Lou becoming very good friends with Miss California.
ORA?
Once she had her legs, and what came with them, Ariel discovered that she wasn't nearly as interested in finding Prince Eric.
Which episode is the Xena quote from and who says it?
Tanisha always heard if you played dead you won't get eaten.
The stars of Brokeback Ocean.
Man, V, where do you keep gettin' all these pictures of my girlfriends?
Tamika will be ok. She just landed on a 14" sea cucmber when she cannon-balled and it took us over 20 minutes to extract it. (Fought us the whole way, she did...)
Re: Matt 5:27,
It's only adultery if one of the folks involved is married to someone else. I'm single & unless these two are from Massachusetts, it's all good... (Of course, being an agnositc with pagan leanings, I'm not terribly worried in any case!)
Forget Matthew 5:27, I want Marley 4:20!
Cybrludite said...
Forget Matthew 5:27, I want Marley 4:20!
Hey mon... This weekend's caption party at Cybr's place! I'll get the Funions and grape soda. 8)
Y'all are more than welcome, but it might be difficult to post any captions. No internet at where I'm staying. I gotta post all this from work... (Stupid hurricanes!)
The Seattle Aquarium reports an increased attendance of 650%, primarily young males. Univ. of Wash. staff are currently analyzing date to determine if the opening of "Sapphic Mermaids; Fact or Fiction" at the same time has some causality connection.
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