2. "This tastes like goat piss... really, really good goat piss."
3. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
4. "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
Cybrludite: Achmed was a chemist. Achmed is no more. What Achmed thought was H-two-O, was H-2-S-O-four!
Submariner: After I clear my palate I will regale you with my version of Climb Every Mountain.
lawhawk: The hills are alive... with the sound of Ahmadinejad drinking hydrocloric acid...
lawhawk: Live, from Tehran, it's Chevy Chase doing his favorite spittakes.
5. "Plotting to exterminate the Jewish Race. It's my anti-drug!"
6. "Look at the size of these nostrils. Do you really think one finger is enough?"
7. "This is sign language for 'Crazy bastard want him some nukes!'"
8. "You mean the whole time I drank that water my pinkie was extended like a limp-wristed sissy-boy?"
9. "Me? Flaccid?"
Cybrludite: "I will give you best deal on a used car or my name isn't completely unpronounceable!"
Submariner: I'd like to talk with you about constipation...
Rodney Dill: "Ack! Ack! Kafur Ball, Sorry."
lawhawk: I'm Chiggy von Richtoven and I'm going to destroy all of you.
Submariner: "What are we going to do now?" The same thing we do every day, Fidel. Try to take over the world!
Occasional Reader: "Why, yes, it IS a 'Members Only' jacket. Thank you for noticing."
Occasional Reader: "Wonderful, the backdrop is ready. Now, you will all wait here, while I change into my Julie Andrews 'Sound of Music' costume, yes?"
10. "The Final Jeopardy answer was 'pubic mound'. How much did you wager... Oooooooh, I'm sorry ..."
11. "Damn it, John Stamos, I wish I knew how to quit you!"
12. "All right, who threw that spitball?"
Submariner: Oh Mango! I want you; be mine alone!
Submariner: David Heddison gives an emotional press conference after the Time Tunnel collapses, killing 3 crewmen.
Rodney Dill: "I told Kobe I was open, but I wasn't."
Occasional Reader: "Was I denying the Holocaust AGAIN?! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" [pounding head]
Yes! Dammit, yes... I did have an affair with "Ahab, the Arab; sheik of the burning sand."
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