1. One STD test later, he found out why it was black and white and red all over. 2."Dammit, Ling-Ling, I wish I knew how to quit you!"
3. "Look, Billy. We got you that stuffed panda you wanted."
4. Just like a man; eats, shoots and leaves.
5. "This is not what I meant when I asked for two bears goin' at it doggie style!" Andrew Sullivan was very unhappy with his Christmas cards.
6. "... and technically, they're not even bears." He went on.
7. And then another panda appeared and it turned into the weirdest commercial for Oreos Double-Stuff ever.
8. *ORA* "Blood orgy! Blood orgy!"
9. The National Zoo Shows Off It's Proud New Exhibits: Sully-Sully and Takei-Takei.
10. And then Bill-Bill said, "You might want to put some ice on that."
Best of Submariner
Why do I hate them? Can't you see that they're white on the left side of their faces and I'm white on the right side?
>slap!< Who's your daddy?
Best of Occasional Reader
I may be naked, and reeking of panda love, but I still have my dignity.
Best of Prough91
Do you know how hard it is to get it up when fifty guys with cameras are just waiting for you to get it on? Well, I guess Rodney Dill does.
Best of Rodney Dill
Something that size oughta beep when it backs up.
Best of ColoradoPatriot
Ling-Ling digs fat chicks.
All I can hear in my mind as I look at that picture is the tuba music that must have been playing as she was backing up.
Best of catbat
"Hm. what to make for dinner tonight? all we've got in the house is bamboo. i ought to do some tidying up, too. move the driftwood over there, tire swing over here... not that he'll ever notice. he didn't even say anything about my fur, and how long did i spend grooming today? hours! huh, i wonder if the vets'll be by to trim our nails soon. mine are getting long, and then they chip. and he could certainly use his teeth cleaned, too! and they wonder why i'm never in the mood. after this, i think i'll nap." et cetera.
Best of Cybrludite
However it all ended tragically when an 8 year old with a .243 capped both their asses.
Best of Van Helsing
"Honey, could you drop your shoulder a little? I can't see the TV."
Best of Racer Boy
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
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ORA:
Why do I hate them? Can't you see that they're white on the left side of their faces and I'm white on the right side?
oooh, ST:TOS ref...
And my contribution:
Hey hun, can't you see I was already sitting...oh...oh...well, just sit right down then!
OT alert:
This is just cruising for a captioning - http://en.rian.ru/world/20060120/43093009.html
Those kids make the Bush twins seem downright stodgy.
I may be naked, and reeking of panda love, but I still have my dignity.
Fearful that their prized pandas would be reluctant to reproduce, the National Zoo staff organized a panda expedition to "Camelot Gentleman's Club" on M Street, where they were successfully taught the art of the lap dance.
Before they invented gun powder, the Chinese had to use the panda catapult for propulsion.
They wonder why these things won't mate? Do you know how hard it is to get it up when fifty guys with cameras are just waiting for you to get it on? Well, I guess Rodney Dill does.
...when fifty guys with cameras are just waiting for you to get it on?...
On a slow night
;)
"Jees, she could at least have worn a Teddy."
It was late in the year for mating season, but its better to copulate than never.
I didn't know they could get Hockey Night in Canada in Thailand.
Something that size oughta beep when it backs up.
Ling-Ling digs fat chicks.
Balled up on the ground just out of view of the camera? Couple of t-shirts.
All I can hear in my mind as I look at that picture is the tuba music that must have been playing as she was backing up.
inside her head: "hm. what to make for dinner tonight? all we've got in the house is bamboo. i ought to do some tidying up, too. move the driftwood over there, tire swing over here... not that he'll ever notice. he didn't even say anything about my fur, and how long did i spend grooming today? hours! huh, i wonder if the vets'll be by to trim our nails soon. mine are getting long, and then they chip. and he could certainly use his teeth cleaned, too! and they wonder why i'm never in the mood. after this, i think i'll nap." et cetera.
"Well that's mighty neighborly of ya!"
(Gads. That will require old farts like me to remember the old "Looney Tunes" cartoons!)
However it all ended tragically when an 8 year old with a .243 capped both their asses.
A publicity still from "Bambooback Mountain".
"Honey, could you drop your shoulder a little? I can't see the TV."
"Honey, could you drop your shoulder a little? I can't see the TV."
That may be the best, Van Helsing.
Weeeeeelllll, ok. Now that Chicago's out of the playoffs, I got nothing better to do...
pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, Ling-Ling's rump...
>slap!< Who's your daddy?
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
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