1. "I just cut one."
2. Sex and the way it was before science discovered nudity.
3. "And now class, as you can see, the penis is more or less fully erect."
4. "Oh, big deal, so the kid walked in on us. I'm sure it won't traumatize him, but just to be sure, I'll send him to herd sheep on Brokeback Mountain with those two cowboys. That should make a man out of him."
5. "When you wear corduroy, your entire body is ribbed for her pleasure." A message from the Corduroy Council.
6. "Well, if you weren't such an unfaithful ho, Mack Daddy wouldn'ta had to bash yo' face against the headboard, beeyotch."
7. "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
8. "All right, bring in Hoss and Little Joe and let the bukkake begin!"
9. "The safety word is 'banana.'"
10. Frottage Fetishists of the O-o-o-o-l-d West.
Best of Submariner
Heath and Jake loved it when the girls left for a full day of shopping leaving them time to take turns playing dress-up as the "Ranch Biyotch."
"Why, why, why, Delilah?"
Oh, oh, oooh, crap! But don't you worry darlin, the "South will rise again."
Best of Rodney Dill
"That's sweet dear, but I'm still not telling you where I hid the remote."
"Oh Dear, I think I just Shat myself."
Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan woke up from another one of his Anthony Franciosa dreams.
Best of Occasional Reader
"I do NOT look like Gene Wilder in 'Young Frankenstein'! SAY IT!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Heterosexual man and woman, speaking words of love to each other... It'd NEVER fly in today's Hollywood.
"Darling, I don't want to kill the mood, but you have a gi-normous nose-goblin hangin' there..."
Judith was so ashamed about what she had been doing with Bill, she killed herself with poison.
A week later, Bill was so ashamed about what he had been doing with Judith, he buried her.
Best of Rufus Leaking
"But it wouldn't be premarital sex - I have absolutely NO intention of marrying you."
Best of Drew
Rhett, hold up there. My chastity ring seems to be caught in your zipper.
Best of jeff
Julia Roberts, staring in a Gene Wilder fantasy...
Best of Cybrludite
I can see her laying back in a satin dress, in a room where you do what you don't confess...
Best of Van Helsing
"Oh Darling. I love how my left breast swells when you gouge your elbow into my right one."
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