1. "You mean I get to choose from whom to receive the lap dance. By Vishnu, this is a no-brainer."
2. The emergency room receptionists aren't buying Rajeesh's story of how it came to be stuck in the water bottle.
3. "Now, children, Rajeesh is going to read the story of Princess Clitoria and the Den of Unspeakable Pleasure.
4. "We'll be happy to take your big deposit Mr. Rajneesh, but there will be a substantial and naughty penalty for early withdrawal.
5. "Oh, so you just look like a Mexican. Well, in that case, welcome to First Security Bank, how can we help you? Gina, cancel the 911."
6. "Oh, and this must be the money from your casino. What do you mean 'not that kind of Indian?'"
7. "And then I finish you off with kind of a twisting motion, like this. So, what do you say? Shall I get the Jergen's lotion?"
8. "Sorry for the misunderstanding. Most of the time when a man in a fireman's outfit shows up, it's just a Strip-O-Gram."
9. "All right, ladies, I will put the donation water bottle up at the fire house. Now, may I extinguish the blazing inferno in the employee's lounge."
10. "Why do you find it so funny that I come from Bangalore?"
Best of Prough91
Get your hand off the end lady! I'm going to blow!
Best of WALSTIB
Is that a 5 gallon jug between your legs or are you just REALLY glad to see us?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Cheech Marin: Firefighter
Bruce Valanche finds himself in a charitable mood.
"How 'bout a nice cool drink from the thing between my legs?"
Best of Submariner
Fireman's thought bubble; "If she strokes the neck of that bottle one more time I'm getting the hell out of here!
Let's just say that I have a better "interest rate" with attractive chicks...
So, Mr. Rajneesh; I want to be a fireman too! Can you teach me to handle that hose?
Best of Cybrludite
Sooo, would either of you ladies care to discover how curry powder is similar to asparagus?
Best of CJ
"Let's have lunch. We can go to that new Deli. Oh! New Deli. I miss my home."
From the newspaper in my quiet, little pissant, redneck, podunk, jerk-water, green-horn, one-horse, crud-hole, right-wing, inbred, unkept, out-of-date, white-trash, kick-ass.. Midwest Toowwwwn!
P.S. Hi-diddly-ho to any HughHewitt-a-rinos who wandered over from Blogs4Bauer. Pretty shocking, isn't it?