Tuesday, December 20, 2005
You Could Break Your Back Doing That
1. Jeremy's notorious "Brokeback Mountin'" move struck terror into the hearts of all competitors.
2. "I'm pretty sure this is NOT how you perform the Heimlich maneuver."
3. Um, yippee-ki-yi-yea?
4. The wrestling team from Barney Frank High School was known for their come-from-behind victories.
5. Jeremy and Tyler stump everyone with their charade of "Barney Frank's subconscious."
6. The team always dreaded meets against Neverland High School.
7. "This stopped being a wrestling match five minutes ago. Now, you're just on vacation."
8. It's been on my list for a long time.
9. "But what about my needs?"
10. It got really weird when it turned out neither one of them was actually on a team.
11. "Dude, get offa me! The floor did not turn into lava. Man, what kind of 'roids are you on?"
12. The worst was yet to come. Two minutes after this picture was taken, they started girlishly slapping each other.
Jesse Jackson says: Ssssh! Don't tell these people how I'm messing with their wholesome Americana.