Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Wholesome, Inoffensive, Kid's Christmas Choir
1. "If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine/She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine."
2. "She said somethin' that I couldn't believe/ So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave/She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?/I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho'..."
3. "It's rainin' men/Hallelujah!/It's rainin' men!"
4. "Here we are now/ Entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now/ Entertain us..."
5. "I knew a girl named nikki/I guess u could say she was a sex fiend/ I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine..."
6. "We want the funk/Give up the funk/Yow!/We need the funk/Gotta have yo' funk!"
7. "What I’ve got you’ve got to get it put it in you/ What I’ve got you’ve got to get it put it in you."
8. "Big bottom/Big bottom/Talk about mud flaps/My girl's got 'em..."
9. "I do whatever i want to, to ya/I'll nail your ass to the sheets/A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya/I f*** like a beast ... "
10. "I am woman/Hear me roar/In numbers too large to ignore..."
Best of Submariner
Having thought she was just a leftover Halloween decoration, the kids gave a collective shriek when Helen Thomas moved.
"The roof! The Roof! The ROOF is on fire!/We don't need know water/Let the MF burn!"
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Francisco where the gays find a sympathetic queer!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"She's a very kinky girl / The kind you don't bring home to mother..."
"Chuck, Chuck, Bo-buck, Banana-fanna..."
The kids had never seen a lesbian knife fight before.
Best of Cybrludite
Gary Glitter's dream date.
Best of Divine Miss M
The kids had never seen semi-nude, dalmation-clad, limp-wristed, bead-adorned houseboys before.
Best of Occasional Reader
The children's choir is SO much better motivated ever since we had those "Agonizers" installed on their sternums.
Best of sonicfrog
I like big butts and I can not lie/You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste/And a round thing in your face
You get sprung...
Get up, come on get down with the sickness [x3]
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
She fucking hates me/ la la la love...
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I've got an appetite for sex/'cuz me so horny/oh, me so horny/ Me love you long time!"
Best of Kevin Walker
I pissed my pants,
The toilet was just too damn far
I drunk too much damn beer.
I tried to hold it in,
But my bladder just gave in,
And I pissed right through my drawer,
Right through my Wrangeler drawers,
I pissed, I pissed, I pissed my drawers.
Best of Occasional Reader
Highlights from the ACLU's "Non-Denominational Festive Season" Children's Concert: "We wish you a culturally-appropriate festive season/we wish you a culturally-appropriate festive season..."
Best of Prough91
Father O'Donelly's wet dream.
It came from here.